Captain Beany desperate to find Heinz heroine or Branston beauty after ten years of flatulent blow offs

Caters_NewsPublished: July 2, 2018
Published: July 2, 2018

By Amy Farnworth Eccentric Welsh fundraiser, Captain Beany, is on the hunt for a saucy singleton to take up the mantle of Mrs Beans. Explaining how he’s ‘bean’ on the lookout for a Branston Beauty for over ten years, Captain, whose real name is Barry Kirk, says he’s fed up of being unlucky in love. […]

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