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JQuickDraw Supporter 1st

JQuickDraw Supporter I almost didn't show up, after being so ruthlessly attacked by Beverly in the Discord.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's "mourning" sickness, because you're mourning the death of your life as you knew it before the baby.
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TIL Beverly feels substantially better when she puts Ginger in her mouth. I bet his corn lives on when that happens.

Qriist Supporter Have you milked the villagers yet?

Qriist Supporter If you're looking for a hella fun game, I really recommend Nine Sols. Legit amazing. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1809540/Nine_Sols/

Qriist Supporter Seriously one of the most satisfying games I've played in a long time.

Qriist Supporter It's a single player game, not terribly long.

Qriist Supporter It took me about 40 hours to 100% on the normal (=hards as nails) difficulty. There's an easier mode that will probably go faster.

thrasybulus Why is there melted crayon in @BeverlyWannabeHillbilly's hair?

Qriist Supporter You'll never blend in with them because you've demonstrated that you're capable of losing weight. They will smell the caloric void.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Bev sometimes drones on

Qriist Supporter They can have the chodehawk, it looks awful on everyone

thrasybulus Start the breathing. Stop the bleeding. Protect the wound. Treat for shock.

Qriist Supporter Stop. Drop. Roll.

Qriist Supporter chodehawk explaination: https://i.imgur.com/DWxOpZj.png

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ she is ugly like a horse

JQuickDraw Supporter She's hot for a politician. She's political hot.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ a horse

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Alex would really suit a metallic blue and spikes

thrasybulus Orthography and a dictionary would be helpful with pronounciation.

JQuickDraw Supporter Diane Feinstein

JQuickDraw Supporter yeah, baby

Qriist Supporter on the opposite end of the spectrum Pramila Jayapal and Rashida Tlaib are some of the most fugly women I've laid eyes on.

thrasybulus Translation from AOC to human: We must reign over the media environment and not allow anything contrary to 'the narrative'.

JQuickDraw Supporter Ruth Bader Ginsburg

JQuickDraw Supporter Aaaaw yeah

thrasybulus Kristy Noem was clearly good looking when she was younger. She's 50+ now.

Qriist Supporter Delia Ramirez is cute. Shame she'd slaughter our baby.

Qriist Supporter *swipes right anyways*

JQuickDraw Supporter Margaret Thatcher

JQuickDraw Supporter Va va voom

thrasybulus Arabic transliteration is the reason for Tlaib.

Qriist Supporter The people in your head do not usually run Congress, Beverly.

JQuickDraw Supporter Bill Nighy is amazing in Underworld.

thrasybulus Hemlock is natural. Don't drink it.

thrasybulus Kate Beckinsale 2003 in latex.

Qriist Supporter the middle fragment is modifying "Ryan Routh", itself modifying "Son".

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Alex is right, she has bigger boobs

Qriist Supporter No, you're subjectifying the wrong word.

thrasybulus Sentence diagrams or 👎️.

Qriist Supporter I'm really curious how this information came to light.

thrasybulus So it took an unrelated investigation to search the electronics of the son of the guy who tried to kill Trump?

JQuickDraw Supporter How do you know the people in your dreams aren't real? Maybe they're somewhere in the world and they're dreaming of you too.

Qriist Supporter @thrasybulus I'm not saying the feds are lying here, but it also trips my glowie detector

Qriist Supporter pattern of people connected to high interest suspects getting busted on totes unrelated stuff

thrasybulus People dream about whatever is in their subconscious. It's not unusual to dream about things you were thinking about not long before you fell asleep.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Did you see the suspect?"Beverly: "Yes, he was...a person." "Umm, thanks?"

JQuickDraw Supporter Stop with the silly conspiracy talk. It's completely plausible for a person to commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head with a long gun.

JQuickDraw Supporter twice

JQuickDraw Supporter while tied up

JQuickDraw Supporter and unconscious

Qriist Supporter @JQuickDraw it's very important to adhere to the double tap rule when offing yourself in a physically impossible manner.

thrasybulus Don't get caught with kitty porn, spay/neuter your pets.

Qriist Supporter The Las Vegas shooting has a bunch of unresolved questions, much like the Routh case.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist I prefer the Terminator sextuple tap rule. Better safe than sorry.

thrasybulus My opponent in this election has chosen to commit suicide, by shooting himself, 16 times, in the back. - Totally not Kamala.

JQuickDraw Supporter I'm surprised the left didn't claim she was mocking indigenous peoples, because they think cameras steal their souls.

thrasybulus Soul food was being served in the cafeteria and the photographer did tend to mumble.

JQuickDraw Supporter We've come to a place where we view a woman like this as a dangerous predator. I remember back in my school days, we would have had so much fun with someone like her.

thrasybulus Outlaw, we know what occupation your family name comes from.

Qriist Supporter I would have laughed my ass off if the school photographer asked to eat my soul

JQuickDraw Supporter Some jokes don't land. These stupid people want comedians to be perfect, or else suffer the consequences for someone being offended.

Qriist Supporter it's an elementary school

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Depending on the year and our ages, we would have had some choice suggestions for what she could eat lol.

Qriist Supporter could be anywhere from super young to ~12

thrasybulus Elementary school in Virginia is K-6.

Qriist Supporter @th

Qriist Supporter @thrasybulus ~12 years old

JQuickDraw Supporter The bus is careening in that photo.

Qriist Supporter This seems like a simple tone correction would have sufficed.

JQuickDraw Supporter Demoness Photography - We'll take your breath away. Permanently.

Qriist Supporter okay you gotta play this sketch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BONhk-hbiXk

Qriist Supporter it's topical

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist So what you're saying is you hate freedom and want the children to be trafficked.

thrasybulus Lifetouch, touching your kids and stealing their souls since 1978.

Qriist Supporter @JQuickDraw bus drivers drive children in traffic every 👏 damn 👏 day 👏

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Stop clapping at me.

Qriist Supporter you underestimate how weird a child I was lmao

JQuickDraw Supporter Lifetouch - Kids are free! *No Noodles!*

Qriist Supporter lol jcq

thrasybulus Expecting someone to post some image of a Japanese anime demon eating noodles any moment.

thrasybulus Can the demon be eating souls in a bowl like they are noodles?

Qriist Supporter @thrasybulus https://i.imgur.com/N0BzeX6.jpeg

Qriist Supporter https://i.imgur.com/h9xgr4Q.jpeg

thrasybulus Image two is lacking.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly's attention span is perilously close to the object permanence threshold.

thrasybulus SNL still exists?

Qriist Supporter I'm saying that boy is a pussy.

thrasybulus Stichback to "He was a human" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zkuhU61x4Y

Qriist Supporter oui

Qriist Supporter prolly means sjw

Qriist Supporter yep lol

Qriist Supporter I can't get anything to modify the noodles. Too strong of an association, I guess.

JQuickDraw Supporter Seasonal Wendigo Jello

thrasybulus How about noodle shaped souls?

Qriist Supporter wonder what those other ways are gonna be

thrasybulus Anti-trust violation?

thrasybulus Soros group is buying a bunch of conservative stations as part of the deal.

thrasybulus Soros has been buying spanish language stations in the past.

Qriist Supporter I get all my news from Howard Stern.

thrasybulus Alice Cooper, the rock guy?

Qriist Supporter It greatly saddens me how Dee Snider turned into a raging SJW.

JQuickDraw Supporter That's not realistic. A female cop would have escalated the situation and just shot the dude.

Qriist Supporter Dee Snider = Twisted Sister

thrasybulus Dee Snider was right about Tipper Gore.

Qriist Supporter the Dee Snider who stood up to Congress would have bitch slapped Dee Snider of today

thrasybulus Don't half a cow man.

Qriist Supporter Eat my steer, man!

thrasybulus Half a cow. Can you say beef jerky?

thrasybulus Deer are pests.

thrasybulus The Yearling and Bambi are pro-deer propaganda.

thrasybulus That's a tree house, totally not a tree stand overlooking the crops.

JQuickDraw Supporter In some states it's illegal to collect rainwater that's falling on your home, so I would not be surprised if they also won't allow people to shoot prey on their land.

thrasybulus @JQuickDraw That's often the case in localities because the roofing tiles are petroleum products. Drinking the water is bad for people.

thrasybulus For every rule, we must ask the question: Who was the idiot?

thrasybulus Transphobic bigots deserve prison. - Feminist California Legistlators.

thrasybulus I wonder who their new cellmates will be?

thrasybulus If you account for prisons, then men are raped more than women in America.

thrasybulus Domestic Abuse Survivor is often code for Husband Murderer.

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus That's the reason they give for stealing people's water. In actuality, jurisdictions that do it have often made a deal with companies like Nestle to let them have all the water.

JQuickDraw Supporter Prison consent is like the IRS concept of voluntary compliance. Stop questioning authority. It's unamerican.

thrasybulus Prisoners legally cannot consent to sex.

JQuickDraw Supporter Women are the abuser roughly half the time, but cops often just remove the guy when they show up.

thrasybulus I recall the percentage of domestic abusers in M/F relationships are about 43% F, 57% M.

Qriist Supporter @JQuickDraw on Fort Sill we had a couple guys in the unit have domestic incidents. it was mandatory for the men to be temporarily removed, regardless of the circumstance or even who called.

thrasybulus Conjugal is considered consenting because it is an outside relationship, often pre-existing.

Qriist Supporter Civilians

Qriist Supporter maybe

Qriist Supporter idk

thrasybulus @Qriist Had a guy in my unit get a domestic, he was not allowed to touch a rifle in the US. Literally was going to have to go on a deployment to requal on rifle.

Qriist Supporter I always thought that was a stupid ass rule

Qriist Supporter I kinda expect it to get shot down by SCOTUS at some point

thrasybulus A woman is more likely to be abused by their signifigant other in a lesbian than straight pairing.

thrasybulus Reasoning unknown.

thrasybulus Suspected that lesbians tend to be more masculine, small sample size distortion.

JQuickDraw Supporter Lesbians generally are more masculine, which is why there's a descriptive phrase for lesbians who are feminine - lipstick lesbians.

Qriist Supporter some people theorize the baby oil bottles are filled with GHB

thrasybulus Human trafficking.

thrasybulus How many baby mamas do you need to require 1,000 bottles of baby oil?

JQuickDraw Supporter Diddy's a sex party prepper.

thrasybulus Is it baby oil that degrades condoms?

thrasybulus Night all.

Qriist Supporter Is it just me or does that "instead" not connect to the previous sentence?

Qriist Supporter If she already paid 3 digits for other groceries, maybe just let her pay for the fucking ham

Qriist Supporter I don't like Prego

Qriist Supporter too sweet

Qriist Supporter Preggos good, Prego bad

Qriist Supporter It's like when WOTC hired the Pinkertons because so guy got his preorder early.

Qriist Supporter some* guy

Qriist Supporter speaking of sauce

Qriist Supporter imma have some spaghetti

Qriist Supporter I dumb a whole jar in the pot

Qriist Supporter dump*

Qriist Supporter it's mixed in

JQuickDraw Supporter Buttered noodles lol it just sounds weird. "Hey I want some noodles, but I don't want to waste a lot of time eating them. I know! I'll butter them real good and they'll slide right down."

JQuickDraw Supporter If she disagreed with the law, then don't enforce it or quit.

JQuickDraw Supporter She was fine with holding people in jail for free slave labor as a prosecutor.

Qriist Supporter How often do we get mad at leftist DAs for letting *obvious* criminals off the hook?

Qriist Supporter A DA who disagrees with the law should be campaigning to have it changed.

Qriist Supporter What I'm saying is, this line of attack against Harris is too nebulous.

JQuickDraw Supporter They should just not enforce it. "Just following orders" is a bad philosophy for jurors as well as government workers.

Qriist Supporter Harris did not follow the law. She clearly deviated in multiple ways, such as holding people past their parole dates for slavery. That's the attack.

Qriist Supporter You have to remember: we have an extremely libertarian outlook. Normies do not. They will not be swayed by saying "she did her job".

Qriist Supporter We are outliers.

JQuickDraw Supporter Holding them as slave labor was wrong whether it was legal or not. You know, like slavery in the 19th century.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Us being weird doesn't change my opinion about standing on your principles. I just wish more people would. But she has none.

Qriist Supporter Chaiya = Libs of Tik Tok

Qriist Supporter passport confirmation

Qriist Supporter Beverly be like: https://i.imgur.com/5PuJF4n.jpeg

JQuickDraw Supporter Va-jay-jay or you're lying.

Qriist Supporter "I have a lot of issues" -Beverly, 2024

Qriist Supporter You should wash your pussy.

Qriist Supporter It stinks.

Qriist Supporter I've helped stretch like that before

Qriist Supporter Paytians

Qriist Supporter that one didn't mention the masectomy scars

JQuickDraw Supporter She reeeeally likes a big strong jawline.

Qriist Supporter I'm with Critical Drinker here

Qriist Supporter Alex: If you ask WOTC nicely, maybe they'll model orcs after you in D&D 6.0

Qriist Supporter copy/pasting from Discord:

Qriist Supporter I don't mind having different gameplay elements based on a few substantial avatar choices, but it seems to me like studios now basically put an entire extra dev team on an IMVU simulator.

Qriist Supporter the IGN video left out the woke part: https://youtu.be/6kK32KJSATo?si=crwfsGGcUdHmcooN&t=570

Qriist Supporter the director of Dragon Age is massive BlueAnon tranny

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Massive as in especially trans, or as in physically huge?

Qriist Supporter I MADE A HANDY DIAGRAM

Qriist Supporter why are you blaming me? lol

Qriist Supporter Reminder: the government was DEEPLY integrated with Twitter at the time of that clip.

Qriist Supporter Beverly: relevant to Kamala's "moving past failed policy" comment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFRkpI9g7r4

Qriist Supporter I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN YOUR PLAN.

JQuickDraw Supporter Oh please just shut the fuck up. The economy??? Here's a thought - stop printing money and throwing it at foreign countries.

JQuickDraw Supporter The Dems are currently in the process of recreating 2016. A lot of minorities do not like Kamala, and they also don't like Trump, so they will just stay home on election night.

Qriist Supporter god I hate that phrase

Qriist Supporter lucky alex

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Hey Qriist, you know how we fix this mess? Holistically. That's how.

JQuickDraw Supporter We did Cunt Corner, but did we corner the cunt?

Qriist Supporter enjoy your whorer movies!

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