A.I. Alex Jones Raps: "We All Know Big Mike's Got a 2-Ft Long Ding-Dong" ~ TrumpRap.com

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INFOWARS 8/25/24 -- "At the DNC convention yesterday, Obama holds his hands down by his crotch, giving this weird little gesture like he’s measuring something—yeah, that's right—a penis size. But hey, we all know Big Mike's got a 2-foot long dingdong! --Alex Jones

TrumpRap.com -- This rap song by Alex Jones is a fiery response to Barack Obama’s joke about Trump’s penis size at the DNC convention.

In this explosive teaser, Jones lip-syncs the edgy lyrics created by the infamous voice of conspiracy himself, with a little help from the AI masterminds—AI Rik and ChatGPT.

Lyrics: Written by Alex Jones, with help from AI Rik and ChatGPT

"Big Mike, Big Mike, Big Mike

Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive He stood six foot six and weighed two-forty-five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip And everybody knew you didn't give Big Mike no lip

Big Mike, Big Mike
Nobody knew where Big Mike came from He just drifted into town and stayed all alone

If you said much to Big Mike, he'd just say hi Big Mike, Big Mike

They say he got in a fight over a Cajun queen in New Orleans."
Stay tuned for the full song, coming soon, as Alex Jones prepares to drop what will be one of the most controversial AI-assisted music releases of the year. This track promises to shake up the conversation in ways only Alex Jones can, with AI-enhanced power driving the message forward.

Alex Jones Reporting on Obama’s DNC Comment About Trump:
“Oh, we're ready to listen to this one! Obama, at the DNC convention yesterday, makes this comment about Trump acting childish, right? Then he holds his hands down by his crotch, giving this weird little gesture like he’s measuring something—yeah, that's right—a penis size. But hey, we all know Big Mike's got a 2-foot long dingdong! Now, I’m sure Trump doesn’t have, you know, a rhinoceros-sized... well, whatever you want to call it. But let's be clear—Obama, we get it, that's what you’re implying every night. We got it, buddy.

But here's the thing, Obama, you're the one with this weird obsession with 'Big penis' talk! You’re the one who ordered $56,000 worth of hot dogs to your little birthday party—yeah, we all know what that’s code for: male prostitutes. So, you’re the 'hot dog king,' not Trump. Let’s just get that straight.

Now, back to your 'obsession' with Trump’s... size. It's ridiculous! While you Democrats are busy trying to fill your events with rappers, paying people to attend in places like Chicago, Trump is out here getting millions of views without needing to pull stunts like that.

I mean, I saw this one, Obama, you’ve got this ginormous... obsession, not Trump. And it's weird! Real weird. I mean, dragging that thing around? It’s like storytime for you, or having devil-worshipping events at the Olympics—that’s all normal, right? But then you’re obsessing over crowd sizes? That’s the real weird part!

Just days ago, we did an interview, and we’ve got over a million views and listens. Biggest interview in history! I mean, sure, I thought my one with Joe Rogan was huge—100 million views was big. Then I had Elon Musk on, that hit 50 million. But hey, when you've got over a billion views like Trump, you’re suddenly a 'loser' to you guys, huh? Meanwhile, Kamala Harris is out there struggling to get 3,000 people on a livestream—that's the kind of crowd you want, Obama? Unreal!

And you know what, let's go ahead and play that Obama clip where he's got this weird obsession with Trump’s 'crowd size,' which we all know is code for something else. Here it is! Watch how he makes that gesture, measuring, down by his crotch, talking about Trump... But remember—we all know Big Mike's got that 2-foot long dingdong!

So, Obama, you keep fixating on that. You’re the one who’s got the weird obsession. We know you ordered all those 'hot dogs' to your birthday party! It’s Big Mike, Big Mike, every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive. He stood 6-foot-6 and weighed 245. And now, we're gonna take that whole thing to the studio and rewrite Jimmy Dean's 'Big John' into 'Big Mike'! Just you wait, it's going to be fire—millions of views on Instagram and Twitter!”

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