TheDimNews LIVE: More Stuff About Tim Walz and Probably Kamala, Yay!

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LIVE CHAT:

RonGreen1 :r+confusedtravolta: where are the ladies at?

TheDimSide VerifiedAdmin Waiting on Alex!
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I will donate 1 dollar for every time Alex is late this stream.

RonGreen1 Alex just had a birthday. She's a little older and a little slower.😂

Qriist Supporter she's almost as old as Beverly now 🥺

JQuickDraw Supporter Poor Beverly. She has to wait before she can have an in-depth discussion on current events and politics.

Qriist Supporter I'd make her an artificer.

Qriist Supporter BUT BEVERLY.

Qriist Supporter ARE YOUR ORCS BLACK OR ARE THEY MEXICAN.

Qriist Supporter (plain old "orc" is apparently not an option)

Qriist Supporter The Animorphs had a universal translator chip for some of the aliens. It was a nice touch that the translations sometimes failed. I remember that it specifically didn't know what a Twinkie was.

Qriist Supporter beverly stop touching zapping things

thrasybulus Allow me to serenade you to the tune of Happy Birthday. Another year older today, Another year closer to death, What's left of your hair is balding and grey, And we won't even mention your breathe.

RonGreen1 Get a Honda generator. Never a problem.

thrasybulus Anti-ethanol? What's he a teetotaleer?

Qriist Supporter beverly you broke your stream

Qriist Supporter the bokking is what came through clear lol

thrasybulus My buddy taught me an important lesson: you see a gift for someone just get it now. You can pull it out when you inevitably need it. It has saved me from more than 1 "Did you forget anniversary/Bday?"

thrasybulus Artists are proof we need more social darwinism.

thrasybulus No art compares to Hunter Biden's, except kindergartners.

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex's mega-mug has been replaced with a mega-thermos.

Qriist Supporter "po-kay-mon" -beverly

RonGreen1 I learned how to draw a cat using 5555. Now I draw cats on everything.

JQuickDraw Supporter I learned how to draw a very hasty conclusion by watching internet videos.

RonGreen1 Is Alex drinking from a tree a tree stump.

Qriist Supporter prosthetic leg

Egerog :P

thrasybulus Now when you say art...

thrasybulus 1: That is a good raccoon. 2: It's a moose.

thrasybulus I learned everything I need to know about being a critic from the series The Critic. Just say "It stinks!" after you show the movie trailer.

Egerog Vadg Flowers

RonGreen1 The Chicago art museum is a gun show. That's Chicago.

Qriist Supporter spur of the moment gifts are more meaningful, I think.

JQuickDraw Supporter The Chicago Mass Transit System is also a gun show,

Egerog We rescued a chick wife found in the park now i fear it is a Rooster.

Qriist Supporter you pronounced it weird. it's "po-keh-mon"

thrasybulus My buddy calls it "The Stash". He can't remember dates well. Plus he has some hard to buy for relatives. His mom taught it to him.

Egerog no they are fobidden in the Suburbs

Egerog It is a pretty copper maranas

JQuickDraw Supporter But words are often pronounced differently when being sung, because of the way air is forced through the diaphragm and throat, to hold notes at certain pitches for a long time.

Qriist Supporter BDG did a remake of the pokemon theme song

Qriist Supporter brian david gilbert

Egerog ill post a picture in the discord

Qriist Supporter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJTeVOOFMHM&pp=ygULcG9rZW1vbiBiZGc%3D

Qriist Supporter too long to watch here, but you should watch it later

RonGreen1 How to draw a cat. https://youtube.com/shorts/pM8HlPmI-P8?si=3o8kGf7pTLEuzIt2

JQuickDraw Supporter Face it, Beverly, you want to destroy Western civilization because you want to keep your surname.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

Qriist Supporter paying her half of the rent is quite the hassle lol

thrasybulus The man exposes himself to the risk of divorce court.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator So does she?

thrasybulus Women are at far less risk in divorce cases.

JQuickDraw Supporter Divorce court is a risk for men once the state is involved, irrespective of the name change situation.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Except divorced women are less viable romantically.

thrasybulus Men do not have men's centers like women that provide legal support.

Egerog posted new pullets ? in discord pic section

Qriist Supporter lmfao > ahahaha > lmao > haha > lol > ha

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Divorce is also not the only indicator of a failed marriage. A couple can stay married have a terrible relationship.

thrasybulus The name thing is a flag. Too many flags on the field and she losses on penalties.

Qriist Supporter When my ex and I got married the legal name change was immediate, as part of the paperwork we filled out.

thrasybulus Divorced women are less interesting for a committed relationship. They have aged, which lowers their options regardless.

thrasybulus Far more men will bang a women than commit to her.

thrasybulus Prenups are often not worth the paper they are printed on, let alone the cost of the lawyer's time.

Qriist Supporter buahaha ≈ ahahaha, rofl ≈ lmao

Qriist Supporter Follow me for more math of the funnies!

JQuickDraw Supporter Courts have been throwing out prenups if the woman claims she didn't understand it. I'm not sure how any of this relates to name changes, but the legal system is skewed hard against men.

Qriist Supporter yes, she had to do that. but she was a college student so it was pretty just her school and her bank. maybe a few random internet accounts.

Qriist Supporter yeah I was in the military at the time

Qriist Supporter just after basic

Qriist Supporter I guess also her driver's license

thrasybulus It's a red and not a black flag, but it's a potential black flag. It's a high risk warning. You get me an Icelandic woman who wants to follow her cultural naming conventions, fine. Feminism, end it.

RonGreen1 Have a pre-nup that says the woman will take a vow of poverty if there's a divorce.

Qriist Supporter "aaaand here's the evidence she was planning his death, right here officer, this stream"

JQuickDraw Supporter Maybe your insurance is higher because you are more dangerous to be around. You know, rolling your car, being an aspiring cannibal, etc.

Qriist Supporter I identify as Plop.

JQuickDraw Supporter WHEN you die. WHEN. lol

thrasybulus I know somebody who got a policy that will pay out if they commit suicide. They just couldn't kill themself for the first like 5-10 years and get paid out.

Qriist Supporter @thrasybulus' flag system makes perfect sense to me

JQuickDraw Supporter Keep in mind, it's a debt-based system. You can pay off debt, but down the road if you want to get a loan, your credit score is based on having debt that you pay off on time regularly, NOT no debt.

thrasybulus @Qriist It's literally the is it safe to PT at all flag system.

Qriist Supporter The government has an unparalleled ability to take something blindingly simple that wasn't broke and fuck it up beyond recognition for generations to come.

Qriist Supporter @TheDimSide you and I have talked about my pets before. You know I spent massive amounts of time, money, and effort taking care of them.

JQuickDraw Supporter semafor

thrasybulus Semaphore

JQuickDraw Supporter "Oooohhh, FLAG positions. FLAG. Carry on."

Qriist Supporter FlAG

thrasybulus @BeverlyAspiringHillbilly Let me look that up. The chat: just keep reading, we've already answered.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist You forgot, "...at 10 times the cost, with interest, while bragging whenever they slow the rate of the increasing debt on the thing they fucked up."

Qriist Supporter I put a news roundup in one post for you.

Qriist Supporter per your request

RonGreen1 National guard

JQuickDraw Supporter lol 90 minutes into the stream, "Hey, let's get into the news!"

thrasybulus The time delay causes it to appear we've answered first on our end.

TheDimSide VerifiedAdmin @Qriist Thank you! For future reference, if you post it in #wednesdays-the-dim-news, that'll be easier to make sure I see it.

thrasybulus Harris and Walz: No Ballz 2024.

Qriist Supporter You had it right Alex. Command Sergeant Major (CSM) = E9

thrasybulus Army National Guard

Qriist Supporter @TheDimSide you had mentioned that last night, I forgot. Sorry!

RonGreen1 Walz committed the ultimate sin. Claiming military achievements he did not have.

thrasybulus He was on a 6 by 2. 6 years in the Guard, two years IRR, Individual Ready Reserve (If we need you we'll call). He was 4 years into his 6.

RonGreen1 Kamela did not change her name when she got married.

thrasybulus Has she taken any questions yet?

thrasybulus She literally cast the tiebreaking vote in the senate to add IRS agents to tax tips.

thrasybulus Yesterday or the day before.

RonGreen1 Kamela is a total retard when she speaks without a script.
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The President is subvervient to the entire US populace. I'll call every POTUS by their first name, last name, or as Appointed Scrotum Licker at my sole discretion. Suck my nuts, CNN 𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑙.

RonGreen1 Is that the kitten that got railroaded.

thrasybulus Toxoplsmosis makes women immune to the scent of cat pee.

thrasybulus Tom Kaine was Hillarys VP

Qriist Supporter get a cat genie

Qriist Supporter auto *wash*

Qriist Supporter I had 5 cats and a cat genie. It worked really well.

thrasybulus Senator Kaine of VA

Qriist Supporter https://www.catgenie.com/

thrasybulus Unfixed tomcats pee on things to mark their territory.

Qriist Supporter Mingis was nearly 20 pounds, Bauto was lighter but much longer due to being maine koon

Qriist Supporter both used the box without issues

Qriist Supporter has a clip on cover, not required

thrasybulus UTIs in cats are fun.

Qriist Supporter HRC's tampon remark

RonGreen1 What's the life span of a duck?

thrasybulus Pic looked like head in cast iron pot.

thrasybulus Sleep. Night you (censored for content).

Qriist Supporter musketby

Qriist Supporter ti-tain-i-ya

JQuickDraw Supporter "ti-tahn-ya" sounds like a spoiled Russian ballerina princess.

JQuickDraw Supporter "tie-tain-ee-ya" sounds like the sister ocean liner of the Titanic.

Qriist Supporter this breakdancer promoted herself to the olympics

Qriist Supporter (no really)

JQuickDraw Supporter My favorite part of her routine is the velociraptor/Thriller graveyard stomp dance.
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Damn I'm a good breakdancer, I've decided. Gonna go show off for the (っ◔◡◔)っ♥ 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 ♥ ✨️ ✨️ ✨️

JQuickDraw Supporter That nose ring is not helping either.

JQuickDraw Supporter Bynes apparently was possessed by a trailer park demon.

Qriist Supporter that's a playboy bunny

RonGreen1 Glamour on a budget.😂

Qriist Supporter no, I mean the tattoo. It's a playboy bunny symbol.

Qriist Supporter I was talking to Ron

JQuickDraw Supporter "I don't look at Playboy bunnies enough." Well you have no one to blame but yourself, Beverly.

Qriist Supporter Right? Easily correctable problem.

Qriist Supporter David French is such a retard poser

kpwn it was hilarious

Qriist Supporter actually, I did basically do a "because duh" article back in 2020

kpwn :-)

JQuickDraw Supporter Dana Bash! Dana Smash! Dana Destroy World!

Qriist Supporter @TheDimSide here's my "because duh" moment from 2020 https://medium.com/@qriist/why-this-anti-abortion-2a-advocating-libertarian-minarchist-is-voting-for-joe-biden-76437e85da27

Qriist Supporter Walz just likes wrinkly old man balls

Qriist Supporter er, Harris does

Qriist Supporter it's funny that Walz is currently exactly 60. That's how old Harris' sugar daddy was back when she was a prosecutor.

kpwn it's sad what happened to amanda

JQuickDraw Supporter "Baby, I didn't cheat on you." "There's a video." "I cheated on you. Statement corrected."
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Trump once lied and said the burgers were stacked a mile high. The burgers were not, in fact, stacked a mile high. Checkmate cuckservatives. 💅

Qriist Supporter the native British population has been rioting recently

JQuickDraw Supporter I hope this asshole is the subject of endless memes. What the fuck are those decorations on his shoulders? They look like a "Child's First Naval Officer" costume.

Qriist Supporter the Muslim immigrants flooding the country has been treated better then the natives and the natives are tired of it. I'm expecting 1776 in Old America somewhat soon.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist If they have a second revolution, would Britain become New America?

Qriist Supporter @JQuickDraw Fauxmerica

JQuickDraw Supporter Ouch

Qriist Supporter Canada = America's Dandruff

JQuickDraw Supporter Mexico = America's Crotch Rot

Qriist Supporter the fake reviews thing is actual fraud and should be prosecutable

Qriist Supporter (imo)

JQuickDraw Supporter Holy Christ Almighty. Hey Joe, want to help us? STOP PRINTING MONEY, YOU ASSHOLE.

Qriist Supporter @JQuickDraw "Best I can do is hasten the fall of civilization"

Qriist Supporter nah, she should be prosecuted

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist :r+leotoast:

Qriist Supporter idk the details of Walz's tampon shit. My point here is that this is basically friendly fire. She totally emasculated him for no particular reason lmao.

JQuickDraw Supporter Wait, did the person defending Walz post the "Tampon Tim" photo???

Qriist Supporter @JQuickDraw that was HRC. It wasn't her tweet originally, but she screenshotted and reposted.

Qriist Supporter I confess, I never carried a pad or tampon.

Qriist Supporter I expected the school to provide one whenever I needed it.

Qriist Supporter Stephen King's Carrie featured the titular character getting her first period at an inopportune time.

RonGreen1 If a man gets down on one knee, has a 3 carat diamond ring, a new convertible car, and a Visa platinum card, the girl will say yes.

Qriist Supporter what if your water breaks while the bride is being walked down the aisle

JQuickDraw Supporter "Make it unforgettable." Proposes in hospitable as the plug is being pulled on his girlfriend's mother. Mission accomplished. Forgetting not possible.

RonGreen1 The UFC is Trump country.
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Pregnancy announcements are so strange to me. "Hey guys, big news!!! I splooged in her until a fucktrophy fell out! Time to go for the high score!"

Qriist Supporter Notice how the media never announces *who* attacked her crowd.

Qriist Supporter Beverly tries to leave quietly but everyone turns to watch her as she's squelching down the aisle out of the church lol

Qriist Supporter Hulk tore Wolverine's legs off his body and threw them 4 miles up a mountain. Wolverine had to use his claws to drag his torso up to get them.

Qriist Supporter Don't hire people who actively hate your franchise. This is not hard, or shouldn't be.

Qriist Supporter There is almost *always* some kind of co-presenting mental illness

Qriist Supporter ManOfAllTrades is rather defensive about this

JQuickDraw Supporter It was listed as a mental illness in previous versions of the DSM, I believe.

Qriist Supporter like that tiktokker babe in the south that got randomly slammed for doing country things

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Hannah Barron.

Qriist Supporter fucking smoking hot babe in a cutoff tshirt: clearly a dude (according to twitter)

JQuickDraw Supporter Don't forget the character after whom the clothes were named - Daisy Duke (Catherine Bach).

Qriist Supporter this is a common trope of the democrats. I remember Cori Bush posting shit like that back in 2021: https://x.com/CoriBush/status/1423382352345055232

JQuickDraw Supporter Government is your family. You know, like https://classic-horror.com/files/images/vlcsnap-2010-10-23-14h15m45s74.preview.png

JQuickDraw Supporter Dukes of Hazzard

RonGreen1 Gun rights are human rights.

JQuickDraw Supporter Just two good ole boys, Never meanin no harm, Been in trouble with the law since the day they were born.

JQuickDraw Supporter I think being held down and castrated by a gang of trans-men would be more emasculating than a woman proposing to you.

RonGreen1 No is for drugs, not marriage proposals.

RonGreen1 Lorraine Bobbitt emasculated a man.🤣

Qriist Supporter Vivek

RonGreen1 Kamela Harris is an anchor baby. Parents were not citizens when she was born. They were here on student visas.

Qriist Supporter Trump would have been safer if everyone in the audience was allowed to pack heat.

RonGreen1 The secret service has legal authority to declare a national security area.

RonGreen1 Lorraine Bobbitt cut off her husband's penis.

Qriist Supporter Guns are banned at rallies

Qriist Supporter SS actively ignored the guy aiming the rifle at Trump

RonGreen1 The husband's penis was sewed back on, and he became a porn star.

Qriist Supporter As I said before, Rittenhouse came out of this "scandal" looking like the only adult in the room.

JQuickDraw Supporter @RonGreen1 It's too bad we didn't get a Bobbit/Floyd porn collab.

JQuickDraw Supporter Cox from Scrubs was sarcastic

JQuickDraw Supporter Actually Kelso was great too. "I think I'll call you Slagathor from now on."

Qriist Supporter @AlexofAllTrades I know for sure I would have defended Kyle if he was a leftist who got mobbed by MAGA.

Qriist Supporter I can say this with certainty because I've defended Antifa members who got arrested solely for possessing firearms. Principles are principles, and Catturd lacks them.

JQuickDraw Supporter I think they're asking about Israeli hostages in the wake of the Oct 7 attack. So no, they weren't hostages back in 2019 lol.

Qriist Supporter save 1, the people in question were taken hostage during Biden's presidency

JQuickDraw Supporter Biden is too out of it to run in November, but a-ok to continue running the country for the next 3 months?

Qriist Supporter the pilots missed a golden opportunity

JQuickDraw Supporter So he DIDN'T trip going up the stairs on the Russian plane. 🤔

RonGreen1 Take off plane! Take off!

Qriist Supporter not nearly as badass as when Trump walked into the DMZ

RonGreen1 Biden for the hostages. That's a fair trade.

Qriist Supporter that last step is kinda big, won't fault him there

Qriist Supporter maybe he had to take a leak

Qriist Supporter ⓋⒶⒼ

Qriist Supporter "Being a woman sucks." -Beverly, alleged woman.

Qriist Supporter HAVE TODD FLEX YOU

JQuickDraw Supporter "Being a woman, (she) sucks."

Qriist Supporter I might stream again tomorrow

Qriist Supporter shit's weird

RonGreen1 Gnite all 👋

Qriist Supporter niiight

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