JAG Indicts Tim Walz & Did Tim Walz Drink so much Horse Semen he had to get his stomach pumped?

The United States Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps has indicted vice presidential candidate and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz on charges of defrauding the US, mischaracterizing his military service, and seditious conspiracy, Real Raw News has learned.
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