NUMN Edition - #78 The Mythology of the Penis on the Internet

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News!

This week we cover:

That may not be a gun in your pocket - study shows penis size dissatisfaction not correlated with gun ownership:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC11143840/

The greatest fog of war the world has ever seen - a pea souper of facts, theories and fantasy swirl around the Trump shooting:
https://www.malone.news/p/assassination-and-the-banality-of

Black day for Tenacious D as band mate's Trump remarks cause cancellation of Australian tour:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13638223/Tenacious-D-Newcastle-postponed-Jack-Black-remark-Donald-Trump-shooting-DEPORTED.html

"This is the maximum speed of the vehicle" - EU imposes speed limiters on all new cars in attempt to "terminate" speeding:
https://www.the-sun.com/motors/11921875/speed-limiting-ai-tech-today-eu-loophole/

Unknowns featured this week: Keel, Ashley, Justin and Terry

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