SKANK DUCK DIRTBAG SONG

SKANK DUCK DIRTBAG SONG

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When the sun comes up and the rooster crows, I jump up out of bed.
Feet hit the floor and I put on my clothes, and I drag that comb across my tired head.
I put on my shoes then I'm out the door, to do all the things that I've done before.
I say hip to the bip to the bop to the bust the upper lip.
People say I stink, but I just don't care. I don't brush my teeth and I won't comb my hair.
I'm fat and lazy, I'm a grump, come to my house, it looks like a dump.
Ick, ack, better jump back, the dirt on my neck is beginning to crack.
I say ick ack better jump back the dirt on my neck is beginning to crack.
I say ick ack better jump back the dirt on my neck is beginning to crack.
Yes, I know that my feet stink. Just hold your nose until your eyes turn pink.
He ho I got B O, People come to visit, but they always got to go.
Back out the door to get some air, while I run my fingers through my greasy hair.
I'm a dirt bag, as you can tell. It doesn't bother me, cause I like the smell.
I say ick, ack, better jump back, the dirt on my neck is beginning to crack.
I say Ick, ack, better jump back, the dirt on my neck is beginning to crack.
I say Ick, ack, better jump back, the dirt on my neck is beginning to CRACK.

ah ha ha ha
ah ha ha ha
ah ha ha ha

ah ha ha ha
ah ha ha ha
ah ha ha ha