How to age SUPER fast!

This one goes out to those who want to speed up their aging process. The people who always talk about getting healthy but never actually do anything about it. The same ones who always say they hope they age gracefully. Yeah, this one is for them.

The way you act it's obvious that you actually want to age faster. So let me help you age much, much faster. Follow these 5 tips and you'll look like a naked mole rat before you know it!