20240117 Wednesday Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary - Trending News

Quick Daily News- Rewritten Snarky Headlines Series. Today's AM Headlines Analysis:

Wednesday AM. {SCOTUS Denies Entry Into Sex Parts Fray, Trump Calls Nikki a Nimrod- A silly or foolish person; An idiot, Artist Fanatics In Seattle Let Paintings Burn, Mayorkas Hiding From Impeachment, CNN Debate Rejected By Republicans, Creepy Yoga Pants In Public Sicker Than Man In Shorts On Newsmax/Dick Morris, Can’t Take Funny Name ‘Houthi’ Seriously, Iran Rocket Hits Pakistan-Maybe 2 Kids Dead, Hostage Medicine On Way To Gaza?, Biden Incited Student Riots, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Dead Pension? Or Dead Teamsters?, What are ‘Possible’ Measles?, Click Bait Pretending Trump is Racist, Underwear and Yoga Pants Are Same Thing, Snow Stopped, Any MLB/NFL/NBA Story, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Boy Dies Under School Bus, Man Escapes Jail, Pole Dancing Class, Balloon Crash Deaths, Thailand Factory Explosion-Dead, RV Crash On Cali Speedway.}

Mood. Happy. News is typically misleading and nonsensical today. Skip the News today. News won’t bring you down today. Life is Good.

Cities named Portland: Maine, Oregon, Texas, Tennessee, North Dakota, Indiana, Connecticut, Michigan, Arkansas, New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Missouri, & Kentucky.

This Day Time presentation of the News headlines moves quickly as we make up our own version of dumb headlines. The above Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening, remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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