i work at a restaurant so swear words tend to stick

now that my car is finally warm it's time to go inside
i need to go to that one clean mic
i am sooooo southern now, it's been over 20yrs of tn life
kelsey, BLACK!!! man w/ DREAD!!! locks
we gon keep this mf goin interlude
look at that guy lookin at chu vortex
most comics nowadays are pretty dirty
i've always talked in this very nonchalant way using coarse language
comedy was always in the cards for me
i made the decision a long time ago to not do the normal people shit
trying to be in a relationship w/ a "real person" hahaha
life is funny in spite of it being all gloom n doom
it's okay to be any negative emotion
hackin yer tits off ain't destructive oh no
makin yer _____ go bye bye is just whatever
i don't like my emotions but i'd rather have em than not have em
the reason why we're so crazy is cos we don't understand our emotions
figure that shit out, girlfriend
i'm hoping to pull into another parking spot...my dream
we might be here for awhile
it's better for me to have less time to fuck around, that way i won't buy too much crap
i spent over a hundred dollars
don't eat the majority of fast food, tho i'm sure that the veggies are tainted as well
i need another "cigarette"
ag's logic FOILED
you ain't leavin, bitch
i never put on that perfume haha
i know many that aren't too mindful of how they smell
i also have a cat, their urine tends to stink
oh yeah, shoes
i always drive in slippers unless it's summer n we drive barefoot
why is that illegal anyway
like i said...trashville
i have way too many chucks not to wear a mismatched pair
don't spend sixty dollars, man
i think this is my fave mismatched pair cos of the b n w
i've studied america all my life so...
i've already lived my dream, you can't do that shit every day otherwise it wouldn't be a dream
see next video...