20231120 Monday Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series. Today's AM Headline Skim News: Monday AM. {Thou Shalt Not Steal-Restaurant Tip Jar, Israel Has Hamas Terrorists as Hostages?-300?, Most People Know Biden is Too Senile to Be President-Not Too Old, Let Me Be CLEAR:Biden Stole Classified Docs-Why?, Empowered Teen Kills Boyfriend's Mom with Rock, Israel Protects Gazan Babies-Gets Help from Egypt Doctors, Hamas Fighting Turns Hospitals Into War Zones, Media LOVES Moms!, Media Loads Up News with Foreign Court Cases-Hints of Trump, Another Teen Girl Kills A Male Friend, Drone Food/Package Delivery Destroys Peaceful Neighborhoods, Joe Namath, even more Click Bait!}
Dumbest Stories {Record For Oldest Coherent President-Not Biden, Argentina Weird Headline, French Dating/Pedophilia Headline, A Dead Ppl Event at Dinosaur Museum-What?, Bad Driver Hits House, Seafood in a Can-Duh, Sex Crazed Prison Guards-Not Just in The Movies, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}

This Day Time presentation of the News headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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