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Just a tongue in cheek interpretation on the meaning of Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication Lyrics. The interpretations are in the ( here).
(thanks Joe Rogan rofl)

Californication Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation (TikTok and 5g and apparently every other spy agency around the world now)
And little girls from Sweden dream of silver-screen quotation (Greta Thumberg)
And if you want these kind of dreams, it's Californication (you have to fornicate with you know who, to get on that silver screen)

[Verse 2]
It's the edge of the world and all of Western civilization (the western civilisation is edging towards, and hell bent on destroying itself, morally, spiritaly)
The sun may rise in the East, at least it settled in a final location (will China rise, well atleast the West has declared it's evil and settled on that)
It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication (pedophiles run rampant, Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, you can't get anywhere unless you fornicate with someone important in California/LA)

[Bridge]
Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging (the new elixir of life, the knife)
Celebrity skin, is this your chin or is that war you're waging? (timelessness, time will aways catch up to you, see Madonna 2023 vs Roseanne bar or Kylie Minogue)

[Pre-Chorus]
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn (young children are growing up with soft core pawn in Disney, and every other film on Netflix and Amazon/cartoon these days. See transvestite dildo parties in middle School gyrating in Thongs/G strings, taking money from kids, sex toys everywhere)

[Chorus]
Dream of Californication (see above)
Dream of Californication (only if your a pedo or a tranny willing to sell your soul to Satan, anything is possible)

[Verse 3]
Marry me, girl, be my fairy to the world, be my very own constellation (constellation of many people to californicate with)
A teenage bride with a baby inside getting high on information (today's generation addicted to social media 24/7...)
And buy me a star on the boulevard, it's Californication (I'll sell my soul, I'll do anything if you buy me a star in Hollywood)

[Verse 4]
Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement (Stanley Kubrick NASA films)
And Cobain, can you hear the spheres singing songs off Station to Station? RIP Kurt Cobain in heaven. His songs have reached the Rings of Saturn and throughout the heavens themselves)
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication (the star wars programme, and beyond ncc-1701 but the latest star wars "movies" are trash, so don't bother Kurt)

[Bridge]
Born and raised by those who praise control of population (born in the age where Bilderberg Group and Blackrock run everything and is imposing population control on the world)
Well, everybody's been there, and I don't mean on vacation (I guess some people deam of clalifornicating with the Devil/BAAL)

[Pre-Chorus]
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn

[Chorus]
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 5]
Destruction leads to a very rough road but it also breeds creation (to build back better, you have to demolish what is)
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar, they're just another good vibration (again, californicating, one after another, an endless line californicating their way to the top)
And tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication (the unyielding progression towards eliminating Christian ethics and establishing the immoral servitude of BAAL /Satan an endless line of Fornicating with the Devil/BAAL so your star shines on the boulevard)

[Bridge]
Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test, but this is what you're craving

[Pre-Chorus]
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn

[Chorus]
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Original here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqLWfFCbYBI

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