Woman Smashes Face Into Birthday Cake, Stabs Eye Instead

StoryfulPublished: June 29, 2017Updated: June 30, 2017
Published: June 29, 2017Updated: June 30, 2017

What better way to celebrate turning 30 than by getting drunk and shoving your face into your birthday cake? Kiki was living the dream at her 30th birthday bash, until life got in the way and handed her a rather unwelcome surprise. When she went to smash her face into the cakey goodness, she accidentally stabbed herself in the eye with the wooden dowel holding the tiers together. Willing to bet that wasn’t quite what she wished for!

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