2-Year-Old Is Too Cool For Bouncy House

StoryfulPublished: May 15, 201715,707 views
Published: May 15, 2017

Inflatable bouncing houses are so cool! They seem to have this supernatural ability to turn full-grown adults into kids with their magnetic attraction. Some adults might not admit it out loud, but every living human on the face of the planet has a squeaking little kid inside their head every time they see a bouncing house.

Funny though, for two-year-old Parker, this inflatable bounce house had quite the opposite effect. Parker’s uncle Todd Blass shared a video of the toddler nonchalantly bouncing in an inflated bounce house with his hands firmly lodged in his pockets. Parker’s stance is stoic and he barely cracks a smile. The uncle shared the video to YouTube on May 14, where it quickly gained traction, gathering over 742,000 views at the time of writing.

Parker might be a toddler, but with his hair slicked back, the dark green polo shirt, and tiny hands stuffed in the pockets of his crsp tan pants, he looks like he has mastered the art of jumping in a bounce house and this is all just old news. Give him the Wall Street Journal!

We are all familiar with the phrase “too cool for school”, meaning someone thinks themselves to be superior to everyone else in a given group or in general. It turns out that, if you are too young for school, you can be too cool for the bouncy house too!

Well if Parker doesn't want to have his share of fun on the bounce house, he better let us adults have ours!

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