Clippers Owner Steve Ballmer Dunks Off Trampoline, Unveils Hideous New Mascot

On Monday, Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Ballmer dunked, with the help of a trampoline, at halftime of his team's victory over the Brooklyn Nets, with a catch: If he was successful, everyone in attendance got a free pair of Converse Chuck Taylors. He made it. Ballmer also took the game as an opportunity to unveil the Clippers' new mascot—Chuck the Condor, who looks eerily like Ballmer himself. Yikes. First the Clippers' new logo and now this. Are we sure their owner can see?