How to Properly Slutify a Halloween Costume

ObsevOriginalsPublished: October 23, 2015Updated: February 18, 2016142 views
Published: October 23, 2015Updated: February 18, 2016

“Mean Girls” has given us some of the best quotes of all time; one of them being this gem: “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.” PREACH. Nowadays, you can find slutty costumes anywhere. Seriously, from a cringe worthy “sexy nun” costume made of latex to the vomit-inducing “Donna T. Rumpshaker,” complete with a comb over wig (SEXY!), costume stores are willing to “slutify” any and everything they can get their hands on. What happened to creativity? What happened to vision? It seems our generation has lost sight of the fact that Halloween is a holiday in which everyone should be flexing their creative muscles, not buying what is basically generic role play lingerie that won’t make you stand out when you’re trying to get laid. How To Properly Slutify a Halloween Costume will help guarantee that you won’t be heading home alone on Halloween night because NO ONE is going to be able to resist any of these unique and sexy Halloween costumes.

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