DEl to DIE: Dead OceanGate CEO, a 60-year-old White Guy: Why He Wouldn't Hire 50-year-old White guys

"Gotta cut corners! Gotta save money! And above all: gotta avoid hiring anyone smart or capable enough to replace me! Me hire old white like myself?! Hell no! That would be industrial suicide!" said OceanGate Expeditions CEO Stockton Rush, who recently died alongside his diversity hires in an entirely preventable choice to be an anti-white racist loser. Good riddance.