A Terrible Movie with an Awesome Soundtrack! It's "The Keep" on HiH

In Michael Mann’s film, The Keep, from 1983, Nazis are forced to turn to a Jewish historian (Gandalf the Grey) for assistance in battling an ancient evil that they have inadvertently freed from its castle-y prison.

We’re not even kidding, #Hindsighters. The Keep centralizes around a group of Wehrmacht soldiers who seize control of a small Romanian village and the massive castle (that’s actually a fortress) within that village. All of this takes place for no apparent reason and utterly despite ominous warnings from the villagers who live there, and probably know what they’re talking about...?

This movie certainly is…a film. Chock full of whooshing wind, fake hieroglyphics, ancient power, and plenty of rapey sex, you’ll probably be just as confused as any audience member when you deign to watch it. Buckle up with Darth, Adam, and Jason for The Keep.