Chik-Fil-A vs Popeyes: Don’t Mess w/God’s CHICKEN SANDWICH

One of the funnier conspiracy theories out there is since Popeyes introduced their chicken sandwich, bad things have happened. Presumably because competitor Chik-Fil-A’s sandwich is actually preferred by God himself (probably because of their owner’s belief in fundamental Christian values). Because of this challenge against God’s chicken, all of the bad things that have happened in 2020 (COVID-19, Riots, etc.) and beyond are due to God’s wrath. Don’t mess with God’s chicken sandwich!