Can you retire off of crypto passive income with $10k?

My biggest goal I have for people that watch my channel is that they be able to quit their 9 to 5 job and retire off of their passive income.

In this video, I walk through how I think about long term passive income goals, and provide a spreadsheet showing what I would do if I had $10k to invest and wanted to retire.

Spreadsheet - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ywPNuybqe4kkyxbrKnu712UEBH8ka58sUDv3MjDbl-U/edit?usp=sharing

"Safer" options:
Yieldnodes - https://yieldnodes.com?a=PlrWDXqqVrX2wOe&trk=Youtube

Freeway Lite - https://app.freewaylite.us/ref/fw38d8273c

Zion Finance - https://zion-finance.com/ref/jpelton