I'm not punching the next person I see because that is TNA Wrestling superstar, Abyss and I'd like to live.
We have to conserve water. For California.
We could have watched a movie. Went to the park. No, we tried the jelly beans that could have been flavored like a lime or a booger.
Sometimes the mother has better ways of making baby laugh than father does. Check out this video for proof.
Are there gremlins living in this man's leg or is it just an epic calf cramp? All we know is that some stretching and lots of water will make it stop!
If she only knew that this was the beginning of her dad pulling pranks on her!
This is what it would look like if cartoons took place in real life.
Although it would be pretty awesome, it doesn't look like this guy understands the difference between a real and fake pretzel. Credit to 'tolerantxero'.
Handshakes are out of date. This is the new way to greet your friends. Credit to 'tolerantxero'.
Baylee Metallica is a big fan of WWE superstar Daniel Bryan, yelling out his catch phrase "YES!". Who is your favorite wrestler? Credit to 'tolerantxero'.
Once this little girl starts playing a Metallica song the rocker inside comes out. Watch her throw her crayons on the floor and pick up the family cat. Looks like she'll do just fine in a mosh pit! Credit to 'tolerantxero'.
All this little girl wants to do is help put the baby swing together. However, it looks like her dad has other plans in mind. Check out her hilarious reactions! Credit to 'tolerantxero'.
According to user 'tolerantxero', this lovely little girl has been watching this same cat video for a month. She mimics the cat's moves but instead adds her own twist at the end. Check it out to see the hilarious conclusion!
What appears to be a very happy occasion quickly turns sour. Watch as a toddler begins crying just as the Birthday Song begins! Credit to 'tolerantxero'.
Watch as Baylee and Monster play one of the cutest games of tag you'll ever see. By the looks of it, those two could play all day long!
User 'tolerantxero' performs a little experiment to see if birds are scared of love. What do you make of the results?
At the time I thought it would be funny to wake my wife up on Christmas morning with a pie to the face. I expected laughter and shenanigans but I got awkward tension instead. Don't try this at home, unless you like divorce.
Everyone has thought about doing it.
Face it, are you really surprised? It's addicting.
Men being MEN! Or, a bunch of bored trolls passing around some chewing gum.
Baylee Metallica really wanted to tell us a story.
Watch as this adorable toddler named Baylee holds a microphone and starts singing (and dancing) along to Metallica's 'Enter Sandman'. It should be noted that Metallica is her middle name! Credit to 'tolerantxero'.
Pro wrestling has many skeletons in it's closet, here is just some of them.
Baylee's first taste of this year's Halloween.
Baylee Metallica may have needed some help to win the claw game, but that didn't matter to her! Watch her priceless reaction after getting some assistance from her father, she wants to go right back at it!