i will always choose the surreal world instead *schizo priv
i used to fantasize about having a whole posse
it felt like it was outta my head
i was ashamed of it cos it was proof that i was crazy
i could listen to the same song all night long
i'm cheating on you mentally
i've always known the struggle that most women experience
ag literally smh
well yeah masochist too
i sound like a sexist man cos i am up in my head
it's why i don't wanna come down
it really is one of our Father's many mansions
animals, that's how they behave n not like these lovely felines over here
i don't want to give her back
sophie is such a sweet baby (total lap cat)
everyone is on the spectrum i think
we are on the edge of the edge
gleefully sittin on this billboard but the guilt makes it hard
it's not the longing to do it like them
this reminds me of elliott smith, RIP
when do i not look at me
i know that this is the way that it's supposed to be
unless you're giving me Holy Communion i ain't missin out on shit
schizophrenia is awesome, don't believe the bullshit
you just dunno the deal is all
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i rewashed my own brain
just found another memory card that i forgot about
i think that looks pretty cool
if the marker fades i add another color n this happens
imma color the outside of this red
bad things are dark, good things are white just call that racist
morality is subjective these days
so true about this world in relation to narcissists...i really like this poster
i like how the colors i use on that one about suicide sorta blend together which kinda resembles how people don't often notice or care when someone is slowly committing suicide
truth comes from God therefore we shouldn't be instructed to fear Him aside from our own conscience
i do not need to be told to fear God
real drug dealers are more trustworthy: i stand by this msg til the day i die
you gotta trust the person you do sumin illegal w/
doing whatever i feel like in that particular moment...CLASSIC ag life
somebody will mention that i don't look too good right now (i need to take a shower)
the flute sound is the after midnight sound
i'd rather slit my wrists than exist how you exist or how you'd have me exist
perhaps these are just stories that i wanna believe about everything
is this an ag problem or an everybody problem
i know what i can't handle so...
how i think you exist perhaps
FOMO is how they do it, that's why it's partially everyone's fault
social death is the only thing they fear
fear of not being relevant FONBR
their devices won't let them become better people
whatever you're told makes you bold, see: metoo movement
hashtags, selfies, posts
terrible taste in my mouth when i think about all of this
i'm sad for the world not for my circumstance
isolation nation
the only time i think about fucking is when i'm bored around other people
very strange girl, i know
the thought of sex makes me wanna vomit
morality got chipped away back in my teenage years
i glory in being alone for reasons that i don't expect many to understand
it's fine cos i didn't slit my wrists today
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you can't trust this world for nothin but God is a constant
such a dude, i love this hat
i didn't get picked tonight but it's okay cos i made a buncha posters during the show
if you had told me when i started that i'd be disgusted by sex jokes i woulda laughed at ya
proof of what God can do to ya
not trying to be haughty but it's pretty bad what society allows for themselves
they don't strive to do better
pretty steady continuum of human behavior
it never does what it promises
they turn to everything but God
God is everywhere n we're so lucky
He coulda given up on us a long time ago, i wouldn't blame Him
their standards are below sea level
i know that i've sunk that low before
who am i to tell em that they'll be in trouble...
i understand the importance of this now more than ever
but clean comedy bores me, too
either clean comedy or eating ass "comedy"
God forbid there's a comedian in a conventional marriage
asexuality is the complete opposite experience
sex shouldn't be evil
they tell themselves that this is what they want
what can you do, i've been saying this a lot here recently
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everyone is just as dumb as the one next to em *that they love to hate
pretty sure that this whole thing is a musical version of yer experience, amy
uh oh five oh
six hour work day ain't shit, i'd much rather be there for fifteen
i haven't tried that hard to learn any of the notes that i'm playing
i guess i have a good ear for it tho
i used to smoke sooooo much
marijuana cigarettes n marijuana cigars
can't forget the peace pipes n water bongs
if i go back it won't be the same n i'll just feel so lame
it ain't the same plant
thank you israel for spiking the cannabis plant NOT!
when i go to church i dress like a woman, everywhere else i get called sir
bathroom material ain't too modest
a bloody tampon proves that i'm a woman, trance women will never know
let's bust drunks not sex traffickers
expect me to fuck up, that way you won't be disappointed (also a note to myself)
oh yeah...gender
it doesn't have to be sooooo complicated but it ain't simple either
why can't we just accept the weirdness n move on
just look at em they're so purty
if i were really a man i'd fuck the hell outta that bitch
nothing will alter this chemistry of mine
too smart to be brain washed for too long a time
yer tributary is no better
the general public allows themselves to be exploited
the children don't deserve this shit world
somebody's gotta have some sense in this stupid ass country
who's gonna be the good example that shows em it doesn't have to be this miserable
does this sound self-righteous or what
everything is part of it
this is clearly an ALL ME problem
their word: gender queer, my word: eunuch
yer own private algorithm
i can only speak for my country
i ain't planning on leaving even tho i ain't no patriot
i'd probably fit in way better ANY PLACE ELSE IN THE WORLD
ag knows what's up (God)
the devil is the prince of the air, look around he's everywhere
people love to be lied to i guess
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be happy w/ what chu get is a great life motto
recognize that symbol
i guess mason lodges ain't that fancy
ronnit is so high-maintenance
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feels like the very first time *2016 standup comedy open mic
just look at that red door
we used to line up outside this door n you had to show up super early if you wanted a good spot on the list
i hate people that bang on doors
i used to bring a stuffed animal every set
this is googl EEE *thank you lauren
i love cigarette smoke, we'll forgive their communism
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they will waste away w/ ANYTHING
my immunity is so high cos of these smoothies i swear
not bragging i promise, these are blessings
neuroplasticity all day
applying new information to my day to day life
i can't shut out inconvenient information
politics is ruthless cos everyone has to lie to themselves
look at all those clothes!
everyone's bias will convince them it's the party they hate that i'm referring to
just kill yourself if you think we gettin outta this
all becuz i changed my eating habits...
you can get more immunity very easily
i kinda sorta hate food cos it's a liability
i never wanna eat, i just have to
the majority of the smoothie must be green!
sometimes i will add an extra banana
always use the root instead of just the powder
any type of liquid so it can do its' thing
gotta have flax seeds tho hemp hearts would also work
oh yeah, the drugs!
and also, the euphoria
yes you can smoke mitrogyna, it's fucking leaves amy
i've seen enough people ruin their life w/ drugs
alcohol was the only thing that really destroyed me
i quit smoking weed cos it reminded me of cigarettes way too much
inhaling smoke is obviously toxic but the fact that it goes straight to yer brain is also
have you ever met a pothead when they're NOT high outta their mind
they ain't more creative, man
plenty of people all thru out history have used drugs
very important to learn how bad you can be
i ain't ashamed of the fact that i used to be an alcoholic cos i learned a lot about myself that wasn't very good
i wish that pot made people more creative
such low motivation that's the main problem
all these brilliant ideas will go nowhere
the drugs i like to do i don't have to do
always trying to expand the conversation about controversial topics
twitter is fucking evil
anything that turns you more narcissistic is not a good thing!
oh yeah, kratom hahahaha
i don't recommend drug use to anyone that can't handle it
it is of the utmost importance to know yourself
these recent strains were just too much for my head
like clockwork ag starts crying (after any n every live show)
i can't handle duane allman's final words at that concert
i don't need help being more schizophrenic but that's what pot does
you have a smartphone, look this up
more likely to masturbate after smoking pot n i don't wanna do that
i used to have a whole day devoted to masturbating but now it's a little too degenerate for me
if the drugs you do lead to compulsive behavior then you probably should avoid them
more likely to act gay n slutty after downing some booze
not ashamed to kiss ladies as much as fucking black guys *confession
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for those of us weirdos, it's either art or suicide
God is always lookin, it's always His business
so many believers must think that God is comatose
who ain't on xanax
over analysis kinda drags me down but it's sorta my life
how could anyone living right now say that they value sanity anyway
how terrible yer life must be if this is how you conduct yourself daily
everything is a reflection of yer state of mind
everything is connected so...
there's nothin for me to say to these people
don't think that your conscience is a problem
do the opposite of what you find objectionable
if everything i see is misery then i will do whatever i can to be happy
i started my life at thirty
i tend to have the opposite experience
ag is up-trodden
every time i see this i think it's a mason lodge
well that was totally irrelevant but...
you ain't happy cos you keep going along w/ the world
understand yourself n live yer life to the best of yer ability, that's it
the expectations are different now so it's kinda useless to bother about what the world wants from us
kill yourself one time n people get mad, get yourself repeatedly thru yer habits n nobody cares
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i could never keep this "illness" a secret
no idea of how good this would be for me
the devil wants you to hide all yer faults (even tho they are obvious)
much to the dismay of societay
the medical profession would lose so much $ if people would just talk about their problems
why does anyone trust politicians
i think my piano playing is getting more creative
exclamations proclamations affirmations confirmations validations vindications what else what else
i get all the good becuz i am doing God's will
i am pretty loyal about my job cos it helped me in so many ways
us schizos are dead to the world
applying the Bible means being spit on by society which is fine, eunuch all day
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podcasts are boring, never doin one (i know, ALL comedians are supposed to do the same thing)
the joe rogan effect has made everyone sooooo boring
this doesn't even have shit to do w/ joe rogan himself
he doesn't do anything but fuckin sit there
smartphones have made everyone sooooo boring
joe rogan of all boring ass mfs is a controversial figure
just cos you believe in certain conspiracies or use certain words don't mean that you're being edgy
there was a dead deer on the side of the road, that probably means sumin terrible
shit's getting weirder n weirder
hw 65 is a major sex trafficking road
IT'S TOO DARK!
joe rogan IS light
my nword joke that's endearing
white people get so excited to be culturally relevant
up until you were forced to hang out w/ em...
w leftists are totally condescending but b leftists are too dumb to notice
the L is super controlling tho they give off this impression that they don't care about anyone's lifestyle (only if it's totally degenerate)
the R just wants people to behave n if not they want em locked up
it ain't the time to be taking chances
i have taken so many chances driving around
that's just the worst right there
just park yer car n go into the restaurant to place yer order
how many x i have seen bags of trash on the side of the road
healthy compulsion for once
if i have the opportunity to improve sumin n i don't utilize it then i feel like a terrible person
maybe i'm reading too much into things...
GOD IS ALWAYS LOOKING
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when everyone's doin the same bad thing...
can you tell that i'm still drinkin my smoothie
i'm a lot like a kid when they find a piece of chocolate cake
sex to adults is like chocolate cake to children
tell me is that funny
we didn't actually do comedy, we didn't get picked
people trying to normalize this freakshow are the most fucked up
i don't wanna focus on what YOU'RE doin wrong
don't wanna make excuses for daily abuses or misuses of anything
pointing out other people's faults is a nervous tick
i have so many posters as of late but i haven't posted on instagram in awhile
i tend to just dump my shit
the comment section shows us precisely where we are as a society
i'm allowed to shit on society cos i'm a comedian damnit
none of these sacks of shit do comedy
do n say what chu want (you always do)
a society that gives into every last vice that never thinks twice or once
they tend to run away from any bit of consciousness
this is what we're stuck w/ now
people air out their dirty laundry for all the world to see
i hate this when i switch lanes
it's the little things, yawl
ya gotta be happy w/ minor success
somebody told the owner of the comedy club that i said the nword, it's true yawl it's true
i did it for comedy, damnit
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the stare down...feline drama before work
they love to attack eachother in this thing
gay pride tubee right here since it goes in five different directions
krysta might be taking back sophie
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if you don't work on yourself your attachments will be a crutch
i turned the keyboard off which is the first step
gonna finish this kefir n then go inside
my friend is probably gonna take sophie back but i have fallen in love w/ this cat
why are furries the slightest bit surprising
total debasement of society via sex
at least i never stuck my tongue in their you know what
i understand sexism cos mentally i'm a sexist dude
just cos i feel like a dude doesn't make me a dude
i guess this is transgenderism on lsd
i like all animals, real animals n plush toys
the spectrum of nutcase...
if you can pass for normal in a public place then you can get married n have kids
eventually mental illness will show up in the form of addiction
if you dunno yourself you won't be good at what you're trying to do
being adopted explains a lotta that
i get attached to what seems to have been rejected
this is a rescue channel
mentally mainly
i can wonder, i ain't lookin em up on instagram
social media is all about keeping tabs on people
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God saved me from drowning for some reason
the jews voted to kill jesus
ronnit don't hate me so...
i'm the closest thing to Jesus that ronnit will ever be
a lotta these political thingies correlate w/ other political thingies
not trying to invalidate anyone's experience
herd stupidity
doin whatever i can to stay sane in a world this stupid
i will never plz a man like i can plz God
the closest thing i will ever have to writing an actual song is repetition
ag is 25 people so it's quite taxing being around just one
staying true to myself is the most important thing
if you had the right opinion you wouldn't care what other people think about it
eternally grateful that i don't have to do any of these things anymore
the last time i acted like a lesbian i was drunk
the last time i drank n shit really hit the fan...
it's funny now, ain't it
so i did some posters for nick a few years ago, i will probably do more
when i'm not doing this i try to pretend that i don't do this at all
double bookkeeping all day
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watching it all from the top of my head...
this is me gaslighting myself in action
blame game is counterproductive but at least it's not YOUR fault
you are still responsible damnit
i've always been very patient so it's fine that i get annoyed from time to time
that bass reminds me of the beta band
i can't make up my mind but i guess that's interesting to watch (just not from the top of my head)
front row seat is kinda narcissistic but at least i know about this demonic element
God has provided me w/ drunk goggles
any time i get on a roll i fuck it up
kefir break! now do you get how we're not alone
i have always lived in a landfill (mentally)
the joke is always on amerihahahahahahaha
i can't stay either i got a tv up in my brain that's buzzing
the world is in HD n ag is the satellite dish
why wouldn't you understand yourself better than anything else
we only have one life w/ this particular mind
narcissism just kicked in n i know it's a sin
world flat web OR what if it's both
that's why they do what they do
silly asses everywhere trying to be God
gotta verify this statement
nope, 1 thessalonians...proof that God is anti-semitic
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we always see it about it later
there was a cop behind me for the past ten min, sooooo glad i didn't know that
part of my track record i know
technically...
what they're told is a news story anyway
society is good at making ag gag
let's not get sidetracked, we always do n then go on some rant
no amy. politics is the solution to the world but the world is run by satan so what's the flippin point
i love these chords right here
gypsy is now offensive cos of romania or something
the seventies has been cancelled
fave song by stevie nicks, pretty sure she wrote it about her abortion
is pygmy offensive or what
i can't help it, man sorry
paying attention is hard to come by
so excited to go to confession, you will never understand!
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who's gonna know...God
not a cop
sorry for the sound
b/w people are stupid n make the same mistakes
ag is trying to figure out what went wrong
who needs tv when you pay attention
i used to not love my life this much
what i went thru was an eventual blessing
appreciate what chu got, there might come a time when it's not there
that iphone is the litmus test to the mark of the beast
reality of missing out, that's what we deal with
we are mining up here
i'd rather be up here doin this
you can tell i'm somewhat conflicted about it but not enough to make the decision that "they" want me to make
all you can hope for is that God ain't smh
it takes me forever to figure out an acronym
an uber ain't an acronym tho
what happened to you a long time ago that is keeping you in a perpetual state of agitation
when i look at them i look back at me always
don't expect me to stay, sorry
another human being w/ a beating heart n sexual needs
more masculinity plz
i know how this energy comes across
the man in my head will always get in the way
when you can easily lie on a social media post
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once again ag accurately predicts the future
his name is googlie
he is either always on LSD or he's also schizo
it's the fans in the engine
if you dunno you (ie: i) naturally assume that sumin is wrong
how long have yawl been riding around w/ me
i didn't like that ditty, it was too somber
imma take the long way home tonight
now's not the time to wasting gasoline
i tell myself this now, whenever i feel the tank again i will feel differently
that didn't make sense but that's okay
sorry if you feel invalidated, never what i'm trying to do
i get sad driving over here
2 cops behind 1 chevy, guess the race
predicting the future ain't difficult if/when you pay attention
i don't pretend to love others, i actually do
why can't we come up w/ a better philosophy
the ones that run everything love to lie
the devil n his underlangz do shitty thangz
politics is always in denial of a particular chunk of reality
assumptions make people stupid
many don't like the all angles part
anybody can be bad n stupid n reckless
they always use black people to prove some kinda narrative about the entire police dpt
the end of the month is fast approaching
why do people act crazy around authority figures
esp THIS particular govt
we usually do a california stop right here but we're gonna do it frfr tonight
brianna taylor, SAY HER NAME
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self-evaluation is only rough in the beginning
everybody that uses the internet gets sucked in n never spit back out
this is the freedom our ancestors died for
i used to live a very shameful life
these parts of me that aren't fun to look at
willing to be disgusted lookin at all the awful shit i did
grateful to be able to take inventory
it's too hot to wear pants haha
yes i change in my car
focus on whatever makes you the most ashamed
you can do sumin different if you're willing to be uncomfortable
so many pussies unwilling to try harder
no skin off my nose to admit fault
eat that wisdom for lunch instead of that fake food you're fixin to consume
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if i don't question myself then i can't be trusted
soooo excited about going to confession
not enough representation of what we believe in
no such thing as conservative arts
conservatives don't do drugs aside from...
Divine Liturgy is a lot like psilosybin
running joke between me n my priest
you need people to represent the opposite of what's popular
it's not that authentic to be weird
when you stare at a screen more than you do any other thing you're probably gonna be autistic
in order to make art ya gotta be pretty masochistic
becuz i can't submit to a man for shit...
nobody else will say or do these things
i break my own rules sometimes
the truly smart ones admit that there are those waaaay smarter than them
empathy n humility are strengths not weaknesses
medicine is poison, it didn't used to be this way
matt graening is a mason so that's why the simpsons are consistently telling us the truth about what's going on
thinkin conspiratorial thoughts in my living room at 8 years old
1994 was a much simpler time
i've always pissed people off that don't believe in questions
questions prove the gullibility of yer avg american
all the sheep dutifully take their shots n their anti-depressants regularly
the joke has always been on them
it's all in reverse
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left to my own devices i don't need their devices
no excuse for me to go the harr salon considering that there's one literally right next door to me
am i so slovenly cos i can't stand the modern woman
what if i develop an annoying ass voice all cos i begin to care about my physcial appearance
split ends, no good
i never thought i could pull off sumin like that tho
ag is on offense cos of how pushy everyone is about their world view
you can't force somebody to want sumin that they don't want
i love to set conventional things ablaze
i'd rather serve God in this way instead of gaslight myself
am i wrong to enjoy schizophrenia
as i got older my "mental illness" became more of an issue
this "brain disease" makes alone time way more fun
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the more "normal" stuff you do the more you gotta go along w/ the world
tweet others the way you wanna be tweeted, it's kinda cute
i hate it when church billboards prove how protestant they are
money drama attention validation money
simple suggestion, that's it *NOT TEACHING NOR PREACHING
mental ills are the exception to all the rules that society dunno about anyway
those that are right w/ themselves don't need to prove anything to anyone
ego food that's all it is
some of these church billboards, man...
as if walmart needs any help staying afloat
i assumed i was on the L cos i ain't a capitalist
trying to appeal to the world doesn't make sense when you're a church
just this one time i will brush my harr
this is ag projecting
don't worry vortex, i gotcha
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i wish i could donate some of the man in my head to society
this angle is pretty cool don't chu think
now i know how it feels to be stuck behind me
some days brilliant, other days not so much
my ego tells me all kindza things
in the grand scheme of things i seem pretty small
this piano punk thing is the truest thing to my soul
do you do anything that means this much to ya
i wanna donate my relationship w/ God as well as my relationship w/ myself
that's the man in my head correcting me
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having personal passions is good for yer well-being
speaking of the word no...
men that wanna fuck are the worst about the word no
a lotta people are never taught how to say no
super shocking that i didn't kill myself in high school, man
music literally saved my life
conservatives dunno how to truly appreciate art
i hate anything regimented
the comfort of elliott smith in the formative years
music enabled me to carve out my little place in this shit world
i love my cats, i appreciate them
if my cats weren't there i'd survive
i spy: eczema
you can't teach people how to do their own thing
people plzing is more about societal roles
suicide for me to have it yer way
just the thought disgusts me
it's just social programming tho
throw away yer image
if you wanna be married BE PATIENT
who ever is holding you will hurt you if you don't work on yourself
you will never be capable of appreciating it cos it's a drug
most do social media to validate themselves (but they are using total strangers to do this)
when you dunno yourself well enough to understand why you do what you do expect the worst outta life
so many ways to be a horrible person
western demoralization, this is NOT a civilization!
it's still the same solution: trust God n get to know yourself
they go hand in hand cos we are the temple
you can't possibly leave you so why wouldn't you wanna be buddy buddy w/ yourself
it's too dark *outside haha
hope yawl got sumin outta that, goodbye now
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politics will never solve the problems of an emotionally unintelligent society
imma show yawl these posters b4 i colour em
my fave part is writing the msg cos i enjoy doing the different letters
real drug dealers are more trustworthy
eli just got 2 felony charges AND violated his probation
selling schedule 2 drugs in a school zone
he was just totally self-destructive
title + $ + no prison time (doctors)
a head doctor's whole profession is getting people hooked on shit drugs that do the opposite of what they say (at least opiates get you high)
psychiatry n ethics don't mix
the algorithm is not our friend
i crossed it out on the back haha
their whole purpose is to just keep you hooked on moronics
spewing schizo babble will never be what the people want
mazel tov if you like me
ronnit tells me all the time to stop being so negative
you can't make $ off the matrix n educate people about it at the same time w/out making it obvious that you work for people
andrew tate is a fucking dirtbag
at least he could fuckin box
men that allow women to manipulate them via sex love the fuck outta that mf
raise yer kids plz otherwise they will become leftist lunatics or trust some sack of shit like andrew tate
the philosophy of failure
feminism doesn't even make sense n collapses on itself
i told yawl about this poster
the victim mentality will kill you (speaking of...)
the more you think you're a victim the more likely you will be one in the future
guilt trips ain't from God...just a reminder to myself
ag don't need to fear-monger, we're already schizo
when it comes to hell, our punishment is already here (it's been here i swear)
am i wrong for thinking we've been in the tribulation for awhile now
i have given myself quite a hard time over the years
being an empath is far better than the alternative but it can be fairly difficult
i have no choice but to make art
more likely to do it again if i feel guilty about it
slow suicide: morbid obesity (you can't unsee it)
we live in america so we're around fat people all the time
physique is the tip of the iceberg, what about yer internal organs (saying it cos i care)
psych meds cause mass shootings
i remember being on all this shit wanting to jump off a precipice
i already had that sentiment n meds just made it worse
sit w/ the discomfort n you'll realize it ain't that bad
waaaay more people that have a gun but DON'T shoot anyone
what about all the suicides that involve a gun
the hypocrisy of the L is maddening
put on the whole armor of God since there are so few of us
all comment, no content (for the trolls)
social media appeals to narcissists more than anybody
the world is run by the prince of darkness so why would it be good again
not just the jews but also the jesuits (it's another J)
focus on the negativity n the devil wins AGAIN
a social media site w/ only positive shit? absolutely not
i can't stand people being nice tho, i'd much rather receive a dirty look
genuineness means way more now than ever
crying doesn't mean much coming from ag
respectable people respect boundaries, devoted to a lotta people not just my trolls
boundaries are a quandary for many
if you don't have good examples of boundaries from yer parents then all yer relationships will be terrible
bad parenting begets emotionally unintelligent kids
the whole boomer generation is helicopter esque
i was the wild child (scapegoat), my brother was the people plzer n he isn't a very happy person
i went w/ myself n it was the best decision ever
why would i go against my own principles n make decisions for other people
you will have to deal w/ the repercussions not the people you're attempting to plz
people plzing is instant gratification of pretend validation
blaming yer probs on people that never forced you to do anything
i get off on saying the word no
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