if you had paid attention you woulda made different decisions
i never went to electronic express
2 more days of this strike
the one perk of rumble is that it's the fastest uploading process
there's no art over there so it's nowhere near as large a platform
generally speaking conservatives don't have taste
the R doesn't do anything creative to promote what they believe in
degeneracy has its' appeal cos it ain't boring
my parents are soooooo vanilla n dutifully watch the news
the whole reason why i was forced to go to college
they wasted 20 grand, first on college then on rehab
having children puts you more in the world AND you're subjecting innocent children to this shithole
gleefully celibate but if somebody knocked me up...
it doesn't seem as if many actually value the blessing of children
join the amish community. now
i said this joke to my bishop n he didn't get mad
protestants don't have a reliable religion so i dunno why they would get offended anyway
i'm glad i didn't say this joke to my priest
just imagine a less awkward set all about eating ass
comedy ain't what it used to be
nothing seems to matter to a lotta people
they don't practice or preach, they just bitch
i try to live up to the things i talk about so frequently
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if you succeeded every time success wouldn't mean anything
craZart...doesn't that just make sense
those that make this much art are most definitely nuts
one helluva cope right there
so i was watching my recent comedy performance...
you can't win em all
being a woman, holding a microphone feels very unsettling
you gotta know i'm doin it for the right reason since i have so many misgivings about it
YOU special ones (schizo weirdos) watch me but the mainstream don't want shit to do w/ me
mr. theron...check out his channel
adam is one of the few people i can call at 3:30 in the morning
what can we really do about this besides what you're seeing me do right here
flexing is not humble
so many of em are total zombies now
it really is your responsibility
we can blame _____ but that doesn't seem to get us anywhere
don't worry i won't go on twitter
i want the purple to stand out since i'm talking about Jesus who is royalty
you have the power to better your life
they mock you cos they don't have self-awareness
they never questioned that grain a day in their life so...
it's not what's wrong, it's what right but you will never understand so bye
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all political philosophies are boogeymen *abandon all hope ye who enter here
i hope that people will understand why i do this the way that i do it
there will always be people that we will never be able to reach
many many artists use insta!spam
women have no biz getting involved in politics so i must make political art instead
they've been trained like monkeys
uniforms mean sumin to earth people but not to God
all these rankings are of society not the Lord
why i'm so uncomfortable living in this dumb fuck of a nation
america is the best example of gaslighting
i don't wanna be associated w/ a people that lack self-control or a govt that starts wars unnecessarily
no hope in people, places n thangz (worldly shit)
i am never talking about the amish, good they ain't watchin
i see more n more people getting rid of their devices n social media
i've never had fomo so i don't struggle w/ worrying about social status
caring for the world n wanting what's best for society means loving yourself first n foremost since that inspires people
Jesus is the best husband
the fomo is the worst aspect of this culture n every culture
wanting to be included in the gossip started w/ the tv/newspaper/radio
it's all just another version of the same shitty thing designed to manipulate society into behaving a certain way that helps the elite
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do not despair, do whatever you can
crying a lot is nothing spectacular
i managed to work on a lotta posters @ twin kegs2
your ego has its' own agenda
i put the apostrophe in the wrong place
good does not rationalize evil
there's a lotta social pressure to be a piece a shit
if God has mean things to say about you on Judgment Day it will be way worse than whatever the world is saying
ag was right about smartphones
nope you're just projecting (again)
one of the only ones that doesn't have confirmation bias
i can't even enjoy my arrogance
creating beats depression (it's really the only thing)
i am out here cos i don't wanna despair
you deserve to be exploited. exactly
don't yell at aircraft. don't yell at aircraft. don't yell at aircraft
i pity em n i also want em to suffer for their bad decisions
you complain about things that you have willingly taken part in
people want stuff to be banned cos society doesn't have self-control
back in the day sobriety meant just alcohol
lack of self-awareness is the problem
freedom is not good for a society that is not self-aware
motives n morals are a huge part of our existence
social media has proven what people really wanna do to eachother
this poster is all about ag's bitterness
it pains me to have to do insta!spam
i feel like this is a sign from God
you know imma be a fuckin cunt about it the entire time
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showing up early is quite strange for ag
10:58 means that we're fuckin early
if i show up w/in my 15min mark, that's technically early for me
my bishop said that we can celebrate xmas whenever we want
those that run this world worship the sun
most things are not coincidental, man
the posters give me some sorta purpose
making art is always an accomplishment
it's super hard for me to put myself out there which is why i have to do it
God bless thomas, he's an actual comedian cos he makes people uncomfortable
intentions change everything
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i wouldn't be very good at policing society anyway, that's why i make art
i woke up n immediately started crying
the bar where i've been doing comedy consistently for the past 7yrs is no more
this bar has been a platform to sooooo many shitty comics
there are many reasons why they are doing this
nashville is now a total dump w/ ugly ass architecture
grateful that i got to experience the tail end of whatever this country pretended to be
i ain't the first person to say that n this ain't the first era to feel this way
we vote w/ our wallets way more than anything else
this is really n truly how i feel but i know that it's partially wrong
society gives these mfs the authority that they supposedly have
since they've already been suckered into buying these devices...
hardcore discipline is not sumin that most people possess, just look at how they eat/fuck
there were 3 or 4 people that were still paying attention
much apologies to my fans in the vortex that genuinely appreciate me
i'm always directing my criticism at the mainstream
i will never get people that believe in voting
the sheep want way more to do w/ the world than i do
i hate the mere thought of insta!spam but...
i limit my social media use as much as i can get away w/
battery is in the red
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i know i can be arrogant about flip phone life *plz forgive me
i feel like such a failure most of the time
when Truth comes spewing out it makes all the other shit worth it
patience is not just a virtue, it will be a currency
people really have settled
society is so used to shit that they can't even conceptualize what sumin better might look like
how can people know what's best for themselves
yawl know my grievances w/ the sheep
it doesn't make sense to gloat about what you know cos you can always know more
i still have brain food that i produce
i push everyone away so i can go talk to myself
you don't have to tell me that it's toxic
i say to my "disease" : thank you, more please
i'll take this disease over the world any day
i don't mind being sick
i dunno how to not have it
i love my black side, not discounting my white side
i always trip over my words, esp on stage
eloquence is not my forte, i'm all over many places
what the fuck is this "art"
if i didn't allow it to be crap, i wouldn't be true to it
plenty of muck to get to the goldmine
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human nurture...universal pissing contest *have fun in Sheol, baby
grateful for the mess that is my life
every negative aspect was all worth it
being able to be thankful for what isn't fun...that's the Kingdom
so much opportunity for growth, makes me sad that most don't seize that
cowardice on full display
if you're not disgusted you're part of the problem
everything is such a damn contest, this social structure
i don't wanna be bitter but...
they gave up on themselves n their ability to be truly happy
people dunno how to just exist
my opinion on technology is way more relevant
everybody dun it
you can't blame the oligarchs all cos everything is falling apart
our habits prove that we're just portions for foxes
speaking in hieroglyphics, who gives a shit
the kids don't deserve this
did i say parents
my advice is pure gold
it's kinda obvious, man
it's easier to take the route that's lazier
the scenic route is a good smoking road
of course the drugs we speak of are no longer illegal (for the most part)
speaking of illegal...
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normalcy is whatever "they" say it is, nothing really means anything
i'm convinced that most don't think about things
when i was a kid i realized this about myself
looking around at the kids in my elementary school, totally dumbfounded...CLASSIC ag public school experience
nobody seems to value what i value
human, exemplified...why i hide inside
they take pills for a smidgeon of this
in a way i am a total badass but also totally outta my mind
how could we agree on any mfing thing when we don't even know what reality is
there's nothing that we're gonna agree upon
angles are everything
everyone is right or wrong to someone
all they have ever wanted to do is complain
why do they pretend to care when doing so doesn't get em anywhere
i'm not gonna pretend that i could ever fit in
you shouldn't be proud to be part of a world that's killing itself
status is stupid cos it don't mean shit to God
your riches on this earth can be taken away
nothing is reliable but i hang all my hats on the Lord
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technology illiterate...i think you already know this tho
twin kegs 2 has been a standup comedy open mic staple
4 different mics have been at this location, actually
they seemed like they were on sumin
RIP perry reed
anytime somebody gets hit by a car it's just so sad
this is gonna happen way more
the real reason why weed is getting legalized
what the fuck is reality anyway
both of those sets were terrible haha which was the nature of that mic anyway so...
artists either work @ bars or restaurants
he gave me $6 for that poster
it was so hard for me to part w/ that poster
maybe i need to stop assuming that people don't want shit to do w/ me
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i ain't holier than thou all cos of what i disavow
nothing is what you imagine it to be
i wish i could cut this part out of me (i know cos i've tried)
*glitter on my face from doing posters
i did literally cut myself haha
maybe they don't have enough cement
i can explain certain things better than anyone can i think
i know that i'm an optics situation
aging is natural so it's kinda weird that people are so scared of it
nobody knows what normalcy is thanks to capitalism
i don't think i'll ever this comfortable w/ myself on stage but you never know
and this is a fancy part of town
everyone's a zombie watching tv
that tv is all they know
i tried changing myself but i knew that it was a lie
i used to live a life i had to lie about but it was kinda fun (at least i told myself that anyway)
how do i allow another version of the thing that i find so bad
using a social network feels like i'm caving on my principles
principles AND self-preservation
BUT God put me in this civilization for a reason
so i was praying about this specific thing n then this dude drunkenly stumbled over to me...
i know that social networks can be used in a positive way but i really really hate them
should i just kill myself (all too common question that i ask daily)
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it just makes sense that i'd bomb @ that mic the last night of its' existence
twin kegs 2 has been a standup comedy open mic staple
4 different mics have been at this location, actually (as well as many comedy shows including mine back in 2021)
they seemed like they were on sumin
RIP perry reed
anytime somebody gets hit by a car it's just so sad
this is gonna happen way more
the real reason why weed is getting legalized
what the fuck is reality anyway
both of those sets were terrible haha which was the nature of that mic anyway so...
artists either work @ bars or restaurants
he gave me $6 for that poster
it was so hard for me to part w/ that poster
maybe i need to stop assuming that people don't want shit to do w/ me
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this is the last time we will be petting luna (bar cat)
that is todd the owner of this bar who has allowed us to have this platform for the past seven years, God bless him
i already knew i had a cracked lense but thanks todd
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i was nostalgic before smartphones ruined everything
the last time imma flush this toilet
you know we have to do this
this camcorder is way cooler than your smartphone
i cracked it cos i ruin everything
this is officially the last night
everything ends at some point
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being taken outta context is the story of my life *final performance (frfr) @ tk2
i didn't even eat this salad
these posters are a way for me to cope w/ living in this shit world
twin kegs 2 is the exact opposite of a bomb shelter (only comics would understand that one)
of course ronnit knows what a bomb shelter is
that guy that screamed oh shit ended up buying one of my posters
you first must eat shit...humility is the most valuable thing in the world
sadness is just fine...exactly
this mic makes me sad, that was the point
it's cool, God got the context (so the candyasses don't have to)
don't take the bait. ever
who else is bored? my thoughts about society
making art n having people actually give a shit is a reason to be alive
this makes me very very sad
thank you todd for this opportunity
luna (bar cat) will be missed more than the people
amy mfing gross
imma miss kelsey a lot
gary d is a total sweetheart n looks like santa clause
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comedy is pretty degenerate these days*ag standup@tk2
this hurts me more than you
sometimes i say things that don't make any sense
you have to be a degenerate to do well here
but i don't like sex tho
disassociating during sex
pot calling kettle black right there
that cracked up the black people in the front
it's either disgusting or beautiful, it just depends on your perspective
i am a very strange girl
it's a flex being chosen
thank you mommy for not aborting me
i have way better conversations w/ myself than w/ anyone else
if none of yawl were i'd be just amazing
that was also a joke, that symphony
this is the last time i will be able to confuse everyone up here on this stage w/ my piano
i'm coming back to roast this mf
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doing the right thing is one helluva commitment
receiving a lotta antagonism from total strangers
i don't have to be in a good mood to smile at people
15 seconds into it, i can tell if you're good or bad
there's a certain energy that people carry either way
i'm talking about nick fuentes
i've made a lotta mistakes that hurt people
a lotta really bad people reject Jesus Christ
easier to declare that you're a Christian than it is to prove it
if you keep reading the Bible and/or attend church your lifestyle will change as a result
technocracy has revealed the monsters
living a pious life makes you the enemy of most
i give off a lotta no bullshit vibes
anyone more conscious of the spiritual realm understands the energy that everyone gives off
the good inside of us will help us look at things the right way
i don't enjoy disliking other people
i ain't afraid of confrontation but i ain't gonna start shit or hold a grudge
if only people believed in emotional maturity
a lotta people can't get over their petty differences
if they're not pow pow hurting you then it's none of your concern
i'm sorry if i've ever been egotistical in any kinda way
ag is a walking mushroom cap
i try to avoid eye contact for this exact reason
what if my little smile could kill that bad vibe
if you are truly right, nobody has to approve of it
people that do bad things don't need society's approval so why do you seek that when you do a good thing
it's all about controlling the so so people n convincing them to do things that aren't good for them
doing bad things won't be met w/ such opposition
i have far more that requires salvation
"it's okay eventually we're gonna get saved"
iconospasdic is a play on words
i've always been very iconoclastic in the way i respond to traditions
if i wear this crucifix out in public i get way dirtier looks
that's lexi yelling at me
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nothing greater than God
so my channel got another strike
i didn't even say anything about said word
am i doing the shit that i say imma get done tho
society is pretty hopeless but they choose this
many options available but they'll never realize
confirmation bias is a bitch
in certain regards they can't help themselves
this is generally the problem w/ the way that most people think
my understanding of this keeps me from being more pissed
still human n also a sponge so...
i pretty much expect people to not give a shit about things that would better their life
ignorance + arrogance = society
i'm still open to the fact that i could be wrong about all of this
i never even noticed that house over there
yawl don't wanna see that close up
we left the house early, i can't believe that
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i am in an involuntary committed relationship w/ the world that i hate
i work at a restaurant n do standup for the same reason
i have the tendency to quadruple down on whatever i believe in
if HR approached me as HR has
they see white men as the majority that's why
they never complain about rich black people (as long as they swear that they're oppressed)
if this is their attitude they shouldn't even be allowed to be there
certain groups of people, not ALL groups of people
marxist math is not equality!
the L & the R need to shut up about equality cos that will never be a thing
society doesn't give a fuck about psychology so...
if you don't have the tools required to understand your experience
who wants to admit their shame
i relish my shame cos it brings me closer to God
Jesus is the best example of love becuz he has pure empathy
i want the best for people which i why i can't stand them
i think i have a pretty good life considering
how to have empathy for oneself
i'm the quietest comic
i hate sweating like a man, not thinking like a man
alcoholism allowed me to develop empathy for myself
i used to be a very toxic empath
back when i didn't value myself i did a lotta things that bad people do
i ain't doin that shit, a workbook really amy
since i don't trust people, the chances of that are slim to none
how can i position all my thoughts in a more socially acceptable way to bring out my brilliance
this world is too structured for me
oh if only i were a bit more combobulated
you don't have the symptoms of said disease if you don't do the main thing that brings it to the surface
look at this salad, vortex
i took a picture of it cos i was so impressed w/ myself
2:40 is the opposite of one of my other favorite times
our culture is the opposite of emotional sense
emotions are a good thing but since women don't understand them we manipulate
most helped to create the situation that they complain about
if you have a shitty life it's probably b/c of you
what is in your control is your interpretation n the following steps that you take as a result of that
consciousness is such a bitch
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degenerate art is still art *culture check
it is pat benetar!
this fela kuti cd is gonna be amazing
the breakdown is always the cheesiest part of the song
12 cigarettes left in this pack can you believe it SAD!
not a temptation b/c i made the decision to quit
maybe shit isn't complicated at all
let the sheep motivate you to better yourself
awwww hootie & the blowfish
i hate pissing people off on the road esp drivers of semi trucks
one lane down, one more to go
darius rucker is robbing from bob dylan right there
billy joel's love life, condensed
those w/out morality don't deserve a lasting marriage but this is a damn good song
i listen to really old stuff for the most part
i wouldn't expect anything done by billy joel to not be cheesy
he wrote a lotta good wedding songs
i did the wedding playlist for this couple who no longer speaks to me due to politics, oh well i still pray for em
i hate radio djs w/ a passion
initial sobriety is just not picking up, you can do the rest later
don't go to 12step meetings, there are too many sick people there w/out self-awareness that will either use or abuse you (see: sponsorship/13thstepping)
fasting from coffee right now n it's just really weird
i have yet to accomplish anything all cos i made a pot of coffee
using a placebo all day long...CLASSIC ag
coffee is a lot like wine in this way
you will have a better conversation w/ a pack of cigarettes let's be real
i have a proclivity to chain smoke
addicts don't seem to have self-awareness
you just don't. do. one. thing
you just don't. do. one. thing
that is a positive spin ain't it
of course i feel that way about the subject matter!
mocking yourself for what you know they already think
now i just gotta get em onto misogyny...
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true freedom is discovering the Kingdom of God
summer time is gonna be like 200 degrees
they're trying to kill us in any way they can
stupidity doesn't surprise me at all, but their laziness annoys me
those two things do go hand in hand
w/in 15min cp time mark
i get pretty discouraged by the real world so i have to create this separate space for myself
i'd much rather be outside today
very important that i watch these films that are supposedly telling the truth about this world
like i need more negative information
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look at everything like it's a drug cos it is
it's very loud but i'm not that sorry
we are forced to go this slow on the interstate
we successfully got all the way over
which is more annoying? watching me talk or pov shots
should i not be hyper analyzing every single joke
it is quite miraculous that i do standup considering my views on leaving the house
talking about fucking gets a lazy laugh
that kinda talk will always do well at black mics
hey man, margaret sanger thought the same thing
these open mics really explain where we are as a society
no culture, just stupid ass trends that last 3 days-3 wks
yeah i guess it wasn't actually funny haha
maybe i should relabel it just statements
auditory hallucinations, supposedly
show up early means show up on time
ketamine is horse tranquilizer
this dude doesn't plan on living past 25
gym culture seems a bit toxic but do what chu want
i would be at the gym at 3am if i were to do that sorta thing
man i miss life before covid
my mom had to put me on a leash when i was a kid
i guess i protected myself by being crazy
not just rbf but crazy face
the real reason why crazy is so stigmatized
stupid people are way too prevalent in restaurants
they'll never be that comfortable which makes me somewhat sad
women do this, not men
inserting yourself in another person's private conversation
you have to be talking to yourself about me all the time
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you kissed ass all to get that shitty ass gig
i purposely forgot that fela kuti cd at the house all so i could listen to this album one more time
chin flab cannot be denied!
freshly cut grass smells so good
i have never heard a boomer call it grass
if there's a boomer that smokes pot ag knows em
yet another aluminum can in the middle of the street n yet another urge denied
boobie in yo face, don't say i never gave you anything
this really is the dream
kinda joking, kinda serious
women have been elevated to the point of no return
women keep reminding me why i am a misogynist
was that truck honking at me
men are mad at women for various reasons, some that i understand others that i think they should get over
i ain't gonna coddle anyone
women dunno how to control themselves so they manipulate people
you don't care about bad behavior (anyone)
as if liberal women don't do a good enough job pointing themselves out
i kinda sorta hate stand up comedy
at least we left the house on time, it was quite strange
political correctness ruins everything
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i'm growing up on stage in a way *i am the original audience
my set tonight was decent
i was more comfortable w/ myself on stage which is the goal
when you don't expect it to hit, it really fucking hits
i do this cos it's therapeutic
why does it have to be any deeper
humans don't wanna be too human
technology feminizes. infantilizes. (i forgot radicalizes)
they can't concentrate on anything but a screen
it would be wise to be more conscious of our consent
somber comedic reflections i guess
the majority of people i know are on drugs all the time
most of em ain't trying to live right
where is that prayer gon go, i wonder
one of my secular friends had a fucked up dream n now he's strongly considering God
pretty sure he was doom scrolling on tik tok
you could say this about any n every time
since time is of the essence always you might as well make the most of this
it ain't over til it's over
is this the encore or what
the world can't get to a believer the way that it can an unbeliever
BUT satan is the great deceiver, so watch out for that
i've never roasted a location other than america
most have no idea what i am capable of
feminine energy is not compassionate
validation please...exactly
competition is way worse in women
women are annoying but every once in awhile you'll locate a good one
i never planned on getting married tho
here are the posters i worked on earlier tonight while listening to other comedy sets
blessed are all who take refuge in Him
sing praises to our God, sing praises
mary is my homegirl has already been put on a tshirt
this is really just a knock on protestants
thank God for Jesus, that is very clever
should i patent everything
are you making the world better or worse?
the world is comprised of cons & pawns, so true!
nope, you're just projecting (again)
good does not rationalize evil...exactly
creating beats depression
you deserve to be exploited...there's my bitterness
either make sumin or be quiet
Jesus is the best husband
you're just another version of whatever you hate, have i done this poster before sometimes i lose track
nice is nothing, kindness is everything
social trends are a dead end
my posters are a reaction to the left
always shocked when people want anything to do w/ me
i just dunno what to do w/ all this
art exhibit perhaps?
too much talent, too little time
no organizational skills whatsoever
cross anything you can cross for me
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