always remember that you are the one making the choice
look at propaganda! he is such a good friend
i actually did go tonight n it was horrible haha
i can eat mozarella sticks whenever i want but if i am to keep the fast w/ the Orthodox Church...
look at all my grey harrs!
i used this piece of duct tape on my camcorder to keep it from coming apart
lent starts on monday, so excited
it is a little culty but i promise it's my choice
nobody has to do anything
denying yourself various comforts is good cos it reminds you that routine or no routine you don't need anything
i'm gonna fast from coffee so that i overcompensate for eating eggs haha
gimme all yer heroin (or whatever you got)
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if you realize that you could be wrong it will change everything
i get why anyone would watch this channel n assume i am a narcissist
hating yourself is also very narcissistic n that's an indication of a very unhealthy sense of self
the devil wouldn't run the world if he didn't have all these insecure mfs to use so well
i don't wanna be a piss poor example of Christianity n i know that if were to tell these people off my religion would be very questionable
i underreact, below sea level
when talkin shit will accomplish absolutely nothing
yes it is that good
you experienced this magic moment watching me eat like a pig
this is the only meal i will eat
2 eggs + plain yogurt w/ REAL maple syrup + mushrooms n tzaziki sauce
eating this cucumber n then we will go
imma eat these on stage perhaps
it's been over 3mos since i've done standup
i'm either gonna be amazing or terrible *SPOILER: terrible!
confidence is considered narcissism
confidence w/out awareness is the problem
figure out whatever that is that caused you trouble in the first place
"this ALWAYS HAPPENS TO: ME" prime example of a self-fulfilling prophecy
i'm attracting those that want either my empathy or my coolness
they ain't getting the empathy tho
cognitive empathy in order to play the part of a decent human being
shivering right now, earlier it was warm
those lights are so pretty
the geese took off cos i'm not their goose mommy
goose noises are so much fun
maybe i should work at the zoo
i'm that person that gets sauce all over my face
i've always been a mess n a half
giving up coffee for lent, so excited
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everything i am conscious of is a part of me
that is the best question to ask on a first date!
if i don't want kids i shouldn't be fucking
i'm outta my mind n he said so haha
it had just been a really long time since i'd been impulsive
sex ain't worth it but i didn't wanna be living a sinful life
always solving puzzles
when 2 make 1 they can make 3
look at this egg!
we're gonna eat it super fast cos it smells bad
imma have egg face, i already know
it's impossible for me not to have egg face which is why i don't like eating in front of people *but i get over this in order to socialize haha
i don't wanna become one w/ somebody else
movies n cheesy love songs defined my idea of "love"
i already have a love porno in my mind, what is the "real thing"
relationships are supposed to be a dual ownership
cheesy relationship advice is pretty accurate tho
maybe if i just stop having empathy i will stop attracting them haha
overts can't figure out why they don't like me (it's just an energy clash)
talking about God around a heathen typically makes em seethe
i don't seethe when you talk about eating ass, i just feel sorry for you
everything's a baby (even the internet)
i've turned it all into a joke
i don't wanna fuck tho
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in this day n age everyone has to prove sumin
i told myself that i would eat outside today
tzatziki dip is worth it
the sun is very important
making art is a contribution
annie clark (st. vincent) did a song about going the non-mom route
here in america we have the opportunity to be whatever we wanna be right
stuck in steerage but i don't mind so much now
i guess it depends on the person always n forever
i'm already thousands of people damnit
my ancestors are the reason why i am able to make art
the unconscious society that waits til the last min to pretend to give a fuck
i promise this is fun
i live up to my last name when i eat, i know
camera crew of self-awareness cos the geese left us here
*geese sleep on the water
talking about my life vs bragging about it
it doesn't seem like a flex but what if it's not a cope either
you might regret it later but it's your decision to regret
i'm supposed to surround myself w/ cats before i "die alone"
it's okay i'm a comedian so...
i'm really lucky to see it the way that i do so that my lifestyle goes along w/ my belief system
not having kids on this planet
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there's a lotta shit i'm gonna have to live w/ until the day i die
my girls are hangin out, i know that many won't mind that too much
i ain't gonna do sumin that don't make sense to me all cos it's a social norm
for the sake of modesty, i won't let you see too much of me
i haven't always had this opinion
His grace has taken place of my previous mindset
they mock my God but i would scorch em if i didn't believe in Him
if you can get over that ugly part
the good is better understood once you acknowledge the bad
what was the word? subside.
so mad that the world do what the world do
i never thought i'd get used to it
everything has its' time n place
i didn't expect to say it thataway but it actually sounded pretty cool watchin it (when doin it i thought it was cringe)
it is a red robin!
plz don't be a govt bird
i was right the first time haha
so earlier today i was making milkshakes n couldn't stop crying reciting fiona apple lyrics
plenty of women are not what women are supposed to be
too many people in general have kids for the wrong reason
i wanted to kill myself but then i listened to sleep to dream
fiona always had way bigger balls than anyone in the music industry and she's actually interesting n funny
future empathy playlist
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comedy allowed me to accept my man brain
a point that i keep on making...
those adjacent to _____ aren't very good
i used to be liberal so it made sense that i thought of myself as a victim
why change when you have so many fine examples of way worse behavior to compare yourself to
drunk all of the time (ag) vs drunk most of the time (ag's frenz)
i come here enough to be recognized
*apparently they do have good memory
that goose just took a dump, i wish yawl coulda seen it
no such thing as moral superiority (if that's how you feel about yourself you have missed the mark)
anyone on the outside can see that the L & the R are the same
i am a weird girl, definitely not a "real woman" ie one that bakes n makes babies
i'm so jealous of real women, when i was a teenager this used to bother me way more, when i turned 30 i accepted it n started doin standup
no quicker way to discover your crazy than by consuming liquor
"they never took me to disney world"
i faced that darker part of me that wanted to stay pissed off about certain things that happened or didn't happen
those truly in the dark can't even acknowledge it
i have never been any good at lying, but i definitely manipulated situations, not to mention stole a buncha shit haha
i hated normalcy so much
now i'm surrounded by happy famblies at church
my family always pretended to have it all together but...
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the more pious options ain't gonna be advertised
we can say whatever we want about ourselves
why are humans on the top of the food chain again
we are supposed to be better than that due to consciousness
all americans are guinea pigs
i have plenty of frenz that engage in illicit sexual behavior
sex clubs are far weirder to me than being gay
imma mock everythang damnit
empathy is better than self-righteousness
man it must be pretty exhausting being you
of course you don't have an identity when your whole life revolves around a damn phone
that thing they think makes em special
the left has some sexual disorder, the right has some mental disorder
you can have that bag if you really want it
if they're paying any attention it's never to be of service
the fame game is satanic
the media makes way more $ talkin about terrible things (anything virtuous is probably fake)
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if the roles were reversed allow me to rehearse your life as an i:phone
i love that noise they make
are they fixin to leave or what
what would you do w/out me to latch onto
empathy as a defense mechanism
it's you out to get you
empathy ain't a weakness but a strength
wisdom can only come from God
i need to start gawking not just meowing
the geese don't care cos i am not one of them
human world is different from goose world
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w/out the comedian mindset you can't see the joke that is the world
this is how i love the world
i have to stay as far away from the world as possible
this is what the world has done to me but i don't take it personally
man i am reminding myself of james murphy right now
they don't wanna solve problems, otherwise they would
no identity or personality w/out these problems
it reminds me of this song by the talking heads called no compassion
sitting in the same chair, shitting yourself
they MIGHT move to another chair n shit in that too
i can't motivate people to change
i do what i do cos i know it can help people
most will shit on anything/anyone that's too demanding (seemingly)
i just told you what you didn't want me to
it musta surely resonated
tell yourself sumin over n over n then call it fate
many are not willing to wait for sumin to happen that will make sense
all good things are worth waiting for n you gotta work for em
accommodate rather than expecting society to cater to em
play victim/make victim...these people are always quite toxic
just accept that you're broken n deal
read the Bible, it will help you
not gonna waste my energy on you
it works out for me in the long run
i sound like such a dude haha
i would rather have less to _____ about
I: phone
this point just won't stop proving itself to be true
accommodate to whatever hindrance you think is holding you back
stagnation ain't cool, man
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applying Scripture is the point of reading it *the elite do it, we can do it too!
they don't want me unless i have bread
the man-made lake has its' perks
yawl know my feelings on hypocrisy
the last one to the party, my kinda goose
that feather stickin out is just adorable
i dunno if the problem is me
yawl see that goose behind me
one of the select few that know how to learn from experience
we are chosen, damnit
you could say that about anything silly or seemingly trivial
quetions that people ask about gays: queerie GET IT
a lack of dull moments is very unhealthy
even self-help n shit can be a distraction
if i don't retain any of the information then it kinda is a waste
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i will tolerate you over some chicken wangz
this girl was so on my level
i am way more capable of paying attention if i give myself sumin else to do
i know that i'm annoying damnit
i'm good at figuring out a person's level of sheep
making america great was never the intention
trump doesn't think much of republicans so...
eating is a way for me to rationalize socializing (i am hardly motivated to eat when alone)
working on posters during the eating ass "comedy" bits
i also go to black mics hahaha, eddie murphy started this a long ass time ago *but it was actually funny back then
they're just trying to get a gig cos it's socially acceptable to talk about shit like that
the really cool eating ass crowd
eating is more of a cope than a necessity
eating n tv go hand in hand, hence tv dinners
rare to struggle w/ only one thing
i didn't ponder shit!
alcohol n cigarettes, marijuana n marijuana hahahaha
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sigmund freud is burning in Hell *a little bird told me
so i got the part for my car n it's functioning now, no longer leaking
i like to have fun in spite of my dysfunction
if you're always complaining then you suck
find enjoyment outta spite
normies will never understand but that's okay
i'm not a mass consumer, i am a semi consumer
sponges can't watch gore porn
i ain't gonna choose to be bothered
if only there was an award for self-awareness
those that don't focus on their own experience will focus on yours
neck roll did you catch it
i am a fascist due to my personal experience w/ both sex n food
i'd rather just look at shit around me
i guess they're just used to that strain
people don't have any time to notice things around them
here's my smoothie recipe
i did say banana!
the spinach is what gives me the energy
i hate the task of having to eat
i got way too much shit to do to take a break to eat
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why are you proud of yourself for going along w/ a suicidal society
why can't people break down a box
i don't wanna be either creepy or control freaky
this is a pretty peculiar way to live
hold on thelonious (car)
this coat is so not necessary
every day n a half the weather changes
the struggle of a diy bitch
no clicky noise this time
giant tub of motor oil rolling around in the trunk
2 seconds up the road you can pay 20 cents less for gas, that's crazy
you have a nickname, dearest internet
it should creep people out but it doesn't
if only people had this mindset before they did anything
my mom n i almost got into an argument over the same shit that we always argue about but i digressed before it got to that point
complaining about sumin n then refusing to do anything about it
it actually is legal haha
boomers were brainwashed by the tv
no change, no change
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you gotta be open to learning in order to have a good life
the vortex is to blame (tho it's still not your fault, vortex!)
this is society spit back out after chewing up the internet
yours truly still waves when people let me in
tree of life
coal burning music right here
why so invested in anybody's sex life but your own
he never really had a problem w/ that, it was more part of his identity at the time
he deserves that bitch walkin all over him
the same people putting themselves in the same situations
is this a lesson or a trial...drowning in narcissists
eating cucumbers, that's what i am stuffing into my mouth
nvrmind let's get back to speeding
narcissism is easier, it just is
most will choose the route where nothing is required (human nurture)
the God part recognizes that we are part of the problem
if you are part of the problem you can also be part of the solution, that's the best news!
we made it vortex!
major accomplishment avoiding bumps on the road
temporary pain vs overall pain
already ready for any criticism
chinese water torture ringtone
no affect, sorry
i mean, i never asked you to do that
you know that person that insists on "helping" you
that is what they really want...woman qualms
such a woman, oh my good gracious
i kinda/sorta hate women so...
there are major consequences for our actions as women
now that we're not oppressed anymore, it seems like we're still miserable
just to be a woman is to be psycho (no understanding of our emotions)
most women don't come equipped w/ a magnifying glass, they don't have to
i know i probably sound like a pick me right here but i am way more of a DO NOT PICK ME
not answering the phone right now
can you tell that i totally spaced out
most people just don't care is all
many insist on staying the same
i have changed n grown a lot but i have also stayed exactly the same haha
normies couldn't handle "covid", yours truly + all the "crazy" people i know were thriving
it's all a balancing act
i hate driving next to semis
i really don't want this person to be a narcissist
i just wanna be amicable
i have worked w/ her for the past five years so...
she is a bonafide worker becuz...
maybe yer brain ain't supposed to shut off, that's how i choose to look at everything, NOT A VICTIM DAMNIT
you have been chosen to understand yourself!
a culture that's addicted to screen time is another dark age
stimulation nation, no sensation (also a simulation)
if you refuse to pay any attention to your lifestyle in relation to your moods n shit, you don't deserve to be happy
she won't try harder n it kills me watchin her kill herself (i used to be her like ten years ago minus a kid)
she did say that she was trying to talk to her mom again so i applauded her for that
ag's mockumentary; ag is the original butt of our always n forever life joke
she takes everything as a personal attack regardless of the context of the statement (it just reminds me of doin standup in nashville haha)
yeah she's probably just a narcissist
maybe i should stop giving people the benefit of the doubt that they're gonna change
whenever her high wears off she's back to thunder cunt
i don't ever wanna blame my problems on other people
i guess maybe i was just a liberal haha
angry universal truth is funny but if it's personal it just sounds bitter n bitterness is not very funny
that cigarette "schtick" is just the coolest
you can still make personal shit funny but you really have to try on that one
the empathy route requires tough love on yourself
nothin harder than holding yourself accountable
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thinking n sweating like a man + HOW TO THROW AWAY LITTER
this is the dumpster, where the trash goes
you have hands to use yer phone
ag provides a how to put trash in the trash can
nobody wants to hear that siren from me
that old bitch be starin (i mean if i were her...)
protect me from evil glances, dumpster!
my core personality is strikingly similar to back when i was like 6
already not a virgin PLUS cat-owner
i'm not gonna taint myself in ways i can avoid
i think it's antithetical towards Christianity to wanna get up there (in this world, rather)
just be jewish if you're gonna go along w/ the world
let's see how much more thelonious has leaked all over the pavement
the dipstick is dry
as long as she stays wet...
i always feel like these situations are my fault
always getting mad about the industrial revolution at some point every day
most of what complicates yer life is not good*just be a woman
the internet has feminized society due to all these added complications
unnecessary details is not advancement
i know i come across as a total lunatic
if it's a common problem then nobody is gonna care
listen to krysta take that order
it didn't die on me n is in the shop
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compulsions are annoying so i try to have healthy ones
i tried to pet one of them geese n he tried to jump in the water to get away from me
most of these people are gonna kill themselves
GO OUTSIDE, DAMNIT
to have it is to be addicted to it (specifically smartphones NOT social media)
i dodged a decapitation
it's chopping their heads off since they can't seem to function w/out it
the smartphone is a guillotine
a smart person wouldn't total 3 cars (4 actually)
all the sheep stuff i was forced into
if i am the one making the decisions, it's gonna be in direct opposition w/ society
luddites were right tho
somebody had to label me that in order for me to look that up on the internet haha
i look like such a moron carrying around all this trash
we do live in trashville do we not
yes i talk to everything
i see thru that grain, most work for it
none of these mfs have strong convictions it seems
my lifestyle is based off my conviction
my speculations are pretty accurate tho
this is such a lovely day to pick up trash
you almost got my boobie in yo face vortex
we picked it up w/ our little pinky!
strong convictions vs putzing thru life
the general public does not have to understand!
they're jealous n they don't even know why but i do
TREE! (this is the second time i have gotten hit in the face w/ a branch if you haven't watched my earlier videos from this day)
you can mock me cos i'm still right regardless
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i have all of my buttons protected in a glass case
arrogance is not a good thing
i don't like the way i talk about certain things
i'm not superior to anyone but that doesn't mean that i don't get cocky sometimes
ego ego ego ego ego (that's all they hear)
those that can't take criticism don't shut up
these people invent orifices for shit to come out of
this really is the nicest thing i could say
science proves that those in the lgbt community actually exist n aren't just doin it for attention
ag has a man brain
narcissists definitely bring that out in me
americans will never do anything about real shit so they react over dumb shit
if i take ownership over sumin that i said or did wrong n you still wanna whine about it...
compassion but not too much compassion, at some point you are enabling them to walk all over you
leftie loosies call me a racist, rightee tightees call me a coal burner
just one time when i was drunk
gay marriage accelerated this downward spiral
i had sex w/ a lotta people in 2010
women have weaponized their vagina against men but i just did it to myself
back story or should i say black story?
the problem w/ this logic
it's really weird that people are so concerned about who's fucking who
stop making yer business everyone's business
when you're totally honest w/ someone n they react
narcissists hate honest people cos all they do is lie to themselves
dude actually has a lotta talent
of course people like me are a threat
schizotypals are schizos w/out the psychosis
no funding towards shit like this cos they won't be able to keep controlling people
we all mistakes (like taking psych meds)
look at what they did to Jesus
i use the term mf in a positive way as well as a pejorative
most cast people out better than they do shit else
no need to be uppity about language, it changes too much
Jesus wouldn't take offense, damnit
admit that you can't solve their problem cos you can't relate to their experience
what makes you think that you're supposed to know the answer to everything
no pets, just bread bitch
webbed feet are so cool unless you're a person, when you're a bird it makes sense
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what chu love n hate are both a reflection of who you are
pleasantly surprised for once
many videos of me driving around yelling haha
i yell a lot cos i'm a sponge (you don't have the stomach)
living in america is difficult if you actually care about the world that you live in
healthy people are very limited in the south
imma pretend that they are saying hi to me
society doesn't value their experience
why ag is a stoned called cynic
is God telling me to get high (i think so)
i don't exalt myself for this but it definitely is a divider between me n the rest of the shitheads that live here
many positive things have happened as a result of me accepting my negativity
everyone is obsessed w/ themselves, the wiser ones are conscious of this
you will never be able to troll me, stupid ass
if you had anything to offer, you'd be offering it
ag was reacting before that was even a thing n it's also totally internalized
i have no problem challenging "authority"
i don't value social status so...
that's sooooo woman hahahaha
it doesn't necessarily mean whatever i want it to mean
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using your time well is the most important thing
people don't do things cos they genuinely want to
i know that people ain't gon stop goin online so...
why would you think that sumin is gonna work out if you don't even understand why you do it
i already have the problem of disconnecting
i did the letters rainbow for a reason
most don't wanna just live for God
no i'm not autistic you stupid fucks
w/out self-awareness you dunno why you feel the way you do
that medication ain't supposed to work
trust someone that doesn't know nothin vs. have some patience
you can't become virtuous, you either have that inclination or not
desire to be a better person vs. make excuses til you die
people just don't wanna change, no motivation
i need a large collection of only black markers
i won't pretend to be good at sumin i suck at
why try to fit in w/ a society that wants me dead ANYWAY
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debating jumping out of a moving car ie being in a relationship*MEMORIES!
any gays that have questions about what they oughta do, i am making this poster for them
yours truly is wired to not want sex or anything related to normal shit
i've already had enough issues w/ heterosexual men wanting to fuck me
if you wanna stay true to yourself, you gotta be a bit of a cunt
i don't wanna have to be a bitch but...
that thing that makes me unattainable is what you want so much
the song is called strange loop, the final track of her 1993 album, exile in guyville
what you find so appealing to me is my freedom
that dumb fuck made me fall in love w/ him even after i told him what would inevitably happen
poon tang ain't worth it dear "men"
all so you can come all over yourself
most problems in society are due to 2 people fucking
there's orthodox kids and then there are spawn
i invented that wall that they speak of, i built it myself
using your children as a bargaining chip
when you have sex outta wedlock...
i ain't gon do sumin that i know imma suck at all cos society doesn't understand my unconventional thought process
accolades on twitter of all shitholes
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why is it nature VERSUS nurture when they're both important
stop feline hate!
so i was gonna go to nashville to do comedy tonight...
the only thing i disagree w/ him on haha
you can have preferences n biases but to outright hate sumin is somewhat demonic
i'm getting sunburned
chinese water torture mode, only funny in context
God made cats, damnit
i meow to stop feline hate
banning pitbulls doesn't seem to work
never try to break up a dog fight
anytime you have a bias, you will typically only look up information that confirms or re-affirms your belief
just like pugs will always have breathing problems pits will always be aggressive
many can't admit that maybe just maybe they could be wrong about sumin
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if i already feel guilty n then a dog barks...ag sings Psalm59
this Psalm totally encapsulates my sentiment towards this world in relation to my paranoia
i guess i've been keeping watch w/ the Lord
i can't hardly wait to see the wrath of the Lord
ideas of reference always n forever
i know that it's somewhat delusional but...
everything has whatever meaning we give it
stuff happens totally randomly n it doesn't have shit to do w/ me but i tell myself that it does
it's super easy for the devil to fuck w/ me for this reason alone
discernment is crucial
the holier than thou attitude is obnoxious
not upholding tradition but upholding ego
God knows where my heart is at
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coffee is a pretend motivator (for ag)
putting sumin out into the vortex ie internet is a bit irresponsible ain't it
gotta fast from coffee, that's the one
coffee is a placebo really
i didn't feel like working right now
Saint Mary freaks out my coworkers
i almost slapped my coworker
you can't take any of it w/ you tho
women shave cos of WW2
compassion makes women more feminine
good women exist but very sparingly
my nose looks so weird
i wonder if people are gay cos they've just had bad experiences w/ the opposite sex
why can't the good men find the good women
toxic people tend to be attracted to those that are easy to use n manipulate
borderline personalities n narcissists
the reason why they are the way they are is cos they didn't have what they were supposed to growing up
stone walling is worse than exploding
yours truly is a boundary nazi
boomers...you know how we feel
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ag sings Psalm 142
here go you Psalm 142
i cried to the Lord w/ my voice, CLASSIC explanation of ag's life
sooooo hard to not swear
i shall declare my affliction in His presence
bring my soul out of prison
we sing this during vespers
we love us some Psalms
if that's how you feel about Christianity then don't even bother
self-discipline allows you to expand upon yer relationship w/ God
well i guess we gotta fast from coffee (it just makes sense)
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i wish that i was still a virgin but alas + ag sings Psalm 139
meet my patron Saint...Mary lived a very lustful lifestyle before she ran off to the desert to devote her life to God
the world hates pious people w/ a passion
if you're unaware of demonic forces you will succumb to them at some point
favorite Psalm 139
Psalm 9 is not divided into two parts
God is always the audience
the spiritual ones will always be funnier n more interesting
sorry if i am haughty, don't wanna be
you understand my thoughts from afar
your knowledge has become too wondrous for me
where could i go from your spirit?
God is everywhere all the time no matter what
and the night shall be bright as day
i guess my hatred is perfect
i hope God is not displeased, but i highly doubt it
anything done w/ a clean heart is gold
i have tried to cry n sing but it cannot be done
semantics shemantics...the gyst is the most important thing
paul spoke out about petty shit going on in the Church
it's none of yer business what other people are doin
i wanted to make sure that i wasn't twisting the Scripture to my liking
it's crucial to have yer own personal relationship w/ God
why would you try to put God in a box
sodomy is not justifiable
awwww that's so sad that little goose hurt himself but he has apparently gotten over it n moved on w/ his life
sodomy crap...GET IT
could it be possible that people are different
bored in govt school? women have solutions
it's a funny story now
once you start making stuff, you no longer wanna do yourself
good luck closing that door to total debauchery *why porn is bad
of course those that use it are gonna make excuses for it
hook up culture is not only immoral but a total waste of time
my instincts are usually correct
if you've made honest attempts to leave an immoral lifestyle then there's no reason to hold it over your head
i get offered every day at work haha
if i smoke pot i will never go on the internet again
i wouldn't be putting up thousands of videos on yt if i wasn't a good vlogger
anything that's important for 5min ain't important
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