i'll stop smoking after i finish this carton *a little ditty about ocd
i don't think i will ever be free of the compulsions that want me to give up on myself
i need to take little stickers n put them on the keys that i am playing so i remember since i am essentially a child
it's okay amy the lyrics will still be the same
this road makes me so mad but i choose to play piano while driving on it so...
ever have an obsession, it don't matter how many x i go to confession
God doesn't want me to keep berating myself tho
i've already done sumin bad n it's not helping me to do to this
porn is demonic for this specific reason
good luck getting those bad thoughts outta yer head
when in doubt self-destruct
in the time you're doin it you swear you don't give a fuck
it's almost seven years since no nut november happened back in 2017
people that rationalize lookin at porn are satan affiliates
porn is bad in at least 25 different ways
there are different levels of bad, not everyone is purposely immoral
pretty sure that many use this exact logic to keep goin on the way they've been goin on
ya ever made deals w/ God
fifty turns into add some more zeros
just keep lowering the bar until it's below sea level
by that time yer confidence is so low that letting go is unfathomable
apathy is a replacement for humanity
i think i just explained america
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no point in getting fussy...they won't change
the antsy in the pantsy one...that is correct
i bet you could tell by the way she scurried over here n she's skinnier than me, man
take the high road of acceptance or take the low road n take it personally
i can't help but grow as a person, many are not up to the challenge
do yawl hear thelonious (car)
so many opportunities to learn esp if you make mistakes
since i'm not Jesus i make mistakes quite a bit
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be happy w/ what chu get is a great life motto
recognize that symbol
i guess mason lodges ain't that fancy
ronnit is so high-maintenance
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feels like the very first time *2016 standup comedy open mic
just look at that red door
we used to line up outside this door n you had to show up super early if you wanted a good spot on the list
i hate people that bang on doors
i used to bring a stuffed animal every set
this is googl EEE *thank you lauren
i love cigarette smoke, we'll forgive their communism
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the stare down...feline drama before work
they love to attack eachother in this thing
gay pride tubee right here since it goes in five different directions
krysta might be taking back sophie
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everyone pisses me off at some point, that's called real friendship
is this my kid voice or is this my real voice
do you learn things n are actually able to retain the information
if i don't text back IMMEDIATELY i will forget
i really wanna read this book but...
we forgive that he's jewish
they don't believe in Hell which explains alot does it not
ronnit never texted me back, it's fine if she's mad at me over some miscommunication
you love n hate the same people
if she wasn't my actual friend i wouldn't care
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i get mad at myself for what i can't help
some people aren't wired to do anything other than expire
wishin to be different is stupid
pray for acceptance cos that's the best thing you can do for yourself
you really dunno what's gonna happen next
i accepted this video is gonna cut me off
now it resembles an ASMR ending haha
trust the process of yer time running out...there it goes
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i am exceedingly good at time mgmt
i didn't wanna do comedy ANYWAY
i utilized my time at the comedy venue
pardon my humanity
bad people prosper, good people suffer
how you treat others is a reflection of how you treat yourself
most bad people either don't have self-awareness or they're just garbage people
say hi n bye to propaganda (plastic dinosaur)
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showing yawl these posters before i give em away
this is a goodbye video dear poster
how i feel about all govt but esp THIS govt
if you're not an anarchist at this point...
plants over pharmies all day
he's done a lotta opium hahahahaha
i hope charter is satisfied w/ these cos that's what he is getting
last week i stood next to the window n meowed at this stranger cat, she meowed back repeatedly
i don't think she slowly blinked, she dunno me like that
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they're not ready to get over their petty differences just yet
sophie looks just like arlo
arlo killed himself w/ almonds
paisley didn't give that much of a fuck in spite of him being her brother n all
they will sit in the same room totally chill but if sophie gets too close to paisley she will howl/growl at her
eventually they will be giving each other a bath, i can see that future
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i see the significance of this even if nobody else does
chips on the floorboard you disgusting pig amy
i tell myself this means sumin
am i dumb to enjoy little shit like this
*when i was pulling outta here the other mini cooper was gone but i saw it coming from the other direction
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way too easy to ruin somebody's life just by going online
i'd prefer to shoot videos this way
that was the post office, THIS is the precinct
check out those police balls
pretty sure that song is about a druggie friend
the replacements were more of a drinkie band
so a comic friend of mine just got falsely accused of rape
i hate how easy it is to just say some shit n everyone believes it for the time being so i don't wanna fall into this trap, at the same time it doesn't surprise me (he has major boundary issues)
these kinda accusations have happened before, not always involving sex
a lotta trashy behavior due to booze
"mental illness" is an enjoyable escape *for those that know
unenjoyable escape, that seems to be what everyone else is doing
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how many x have yawl heard this song now
i used to work at this upscale coffee shop
i hated this job so much
maybe somebody had the same sentiment as me
that's not the police precinct, that's the post office
i have listened to it waaaaaay more
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it's way better OFF the camera
this is the feeling right here
trader joes ain't open but we can still gawk
a cop wouldn't have any idea what's in my hand
we still live in the nineties
earth people don't really notice me cos i'm not one of em
great american staple right here
i just see fat people all the time
i actually don't shoot that all that much
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feline politics right here, very similar to middle school females
paisley jumped up on the cupboards to get away from sophie
they keep staring each other down
sophie looks so much like arlo
paisley has to exert her dominance not only cos of her age but cos this is her house
she didn't get it cos she makes too much $
i shouldn't have assumed that they would get along all cos they look alike, how simple-minded of me haha
paisley can't get over herself just yet
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it's not going very well...crazy cat ladeh life excerpt
sophie scratched me cos she realized the truth of her situation
they eventually did get into it n i had to seperate them
pretend to be male cats n duke it out so you can have a beer together afterwards
they are both very territorial which is funny
paisley is sitting on sophie's cat carrier n now sophie hates my guts for this shit
time will tell if they can get over themselves
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i used to be so obsessed w/ perfection that i avoided trying
check out that scar, man
i am such a child
that lighting is cool behind me, totally not me
don't underestimate the impact of artistic endeavors cos they will pay off no matter what anyone has to say about em
my existence proves that you can do anything
the haters hate themselves n don't know it cos they lack self-awareness
DO SUMIN W/ YER HANDS (besides scroll)
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so here we go again (i really oughta just quit driving)
this is the fourth time that thelonious (mini cooper) has been towed
some people get awkward about being filmed which i understand
he is going to eurofix right now
pray for thelonious plz pray for thelonious
just yer avg religious nutjob
you can give inanimate objects life by appreciating them
maybe that's just another lie i tell myself
holy shit i looks so old now!
ritualistically kissing those things to extend their life
is it cos i'm adopted that i do this weird thing?
if sumin can be salvaged n i didn't seize that opportunity i feel like a total piece a shit
don't worry we've already cried over this shit
i gotta go pay this guy now but plz pray for us thank you
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i should probably do this just outta spite...
i do not wanna fucking being here
ronnit dragged me out here
the first time i came here i was the last one on the list
i still get nervous no matter how many x i have done this
everything is still just like middle school
every phase of life is strikingly similar to the last one
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i talk to everything, get over it
two dinosaurs now, it looks like they busted outta that mini mini cooper haha
total bullshit that's taught in schools
good thing that cop is staring the other direction
yes that's evolution and yawl already know propaganda
my friend brittany's kid wanted me to have this dinosaur
evolution doesn't remember but propaganda does
as long as you're moving...
they have a lot to bond over!
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everywhere is a stage damnit
i keep saying imma do this n i know it takes me awhile
i think i'm a little to avande garde for them
am i gaslighting myself again
they get booked w/out the persona tho
my whole existence seems like a persona
no i'm not doing a bit, my existence is a joke
lexi is waiting on me
that's my bitch, my little oreo
when she gets mad she acts way more black then white, i would too
all the mixed people i know say the nword a lot
i should try harder to be successful in some kinda way
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once again we accidentally started recording
that's brittany, she's pretty fuckin funny
yes i take a lotta these signs home
i dunno if biden really did that tho
our co-worker corey is one of the only black trump supporters i know
whether liberal or conservative, they're all pieces a shit
my uniform looks like shit haha
they're gonna fuck us over no matter what
i do prefer the trump dildo tho
i know i need to take a shower
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i finally got thelonious (car) outta the shop
it's like it never even happened
they even detailed the inside which is awesome since i refuse
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music was my original religion for a reason
we are finally doin it
this is quite a process
yes it's roy orbison
i told yawl, music is a religious experience
i will not quarter ass!
it's about time that i get this done
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