everything is a little to a lot cowardice
we wanna know what's going on so we are still here
well, damnity damn t's the end of the song
he's arrogant enough to do the liner notes in a song
every artist should be this arrogant
constructive criticism always in good fun
nothin is either healthy or helpful
we just moved, you have to be feeling it
in so many instances, i look like i'm still 8 yrs old n that makes sense considering where i'm at psychologically
i've been in many an accident
i'm an honest person...that's why they leave
honestly. to be honest. actually...to be real wich you
i've always wanted to see what this coffeeshop was all about
and yet another thing that i hate about the industrial revolution...
no car accidents w/out cars!
the fact that there was a semi-truck involved makes me very nervous
so much danger w/ machines
this is about cars in general
thelonious (car) won't take it personally
the phones have essentially suicided society
my parents are rule following law abiding shitizens
being an outcast would make you a better person i promise
you think i was paying attention...
at least i don't disassociate in that specific way
i am totally weirded out by the fact that the world is not weirded out
this country is full of morons
my race is pretty stupid man, it's so embarrassing
there are superior people in every race but there's no superior race
altho blacks have the worst stereotype so white people's main stereotype is that we're racist
white people allow ourselves to be run over by various things
we always carry some kinda baggage
i don't look at innovation as a good thing
every day i wake up, surprised we're all still here
did you notice what i put on the wall over there...labor law posters from my job
the general public avoiding me at all costs is a good thing for me
fave part of the song right there
i enjoy rap as an art form
art is allowed to be degenerate
i support drag queens being allowed to exist cos i'm an artist n that's the right position
segregation should come back in a big way, all inclusivity doesn't seem to work for anyone
i'm not that talented when it comes to playing keys
do i sell myself short, vortex
in the effort of not sounding cocky i sound pathetic
i feel what i do, whatever you see coming outta me it's always there
i just wanna give you a fresh perspective
can you choose what you anticipate
sometimes i am on drugs
so many things at the same time, still maintain your true core self
the doors open up once you become conscious
it's always petty shit ain't it
sorry yawl gotta text my mom
there's that girl voice haha
do you remember this sound
my cat is my daughter, damnit
no joking, everyone is too serious
i wish i could da da da da da da
people are too uptight these days
my job is to loosen people up as much as i can
making use of what chu have is the most important thing
yes i know it's redundant
if i seem tired it's cos i am
yeah i'm high but not for the reason you think
always a looney tune
i just freeze up on stage n totally lose it
freakin em w/ out dis masculine voice...BYE
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i can't be all me all the time
either suicide or standup comedy
yeah maybe i shoulda picked different
i internalize most of what i think
i'm right cos i stay up all night analyzing shit
i've already called myself crazy so wtf you got on me
the internet is not real n most on it dunno what they're using is for
gaslighting all the time from all angles
if you don't dunno about the code...
schiza frenetic, i don't panic anymore
i'd rather be w/ the Lord
man my eye is sooooo fuckin lazy!
i've always been knee deep in my head re-experiencing
what if it can't be fixed
standup is in my everything
you're not supposed to shake neither beer or kombucha...MEMORIES!
this drink is like healthy sprite
go ahead that whuppin don't mean nothin
comedy is for everybody, even unfunny people
remember that movie office space
this filmmaking is really good right now
if curiousity killed THIS cat i'd most definitely be dead by now
"progress" = convincing society to go along w/ total garbage
this is a work in success
flip phone for resilience
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if you can't understand the current equation STOP ADDING
stop using other people to figure yourself out
everything you do will reflect back to you your lack
people are more fucked up actually
that movie would not be socially acceptable now
the birdcage is such a brilliant movie n it's fucking hilarious
if you're trying too hard you make it obvious that you're lying to yourself
yawl know my grievances w/ women
nuance would solve a lotta problems but since we can't talk about shit...
they can't lie to themselves like they used to
you make it obvious that you hate yourself
the man in my head is right, use discernment in regards to everything not just the turn signal situation
reasonably "on time"
since i still have a flip phone i'm allowed to call society a buncha piece a shit hypocrites
resilience is way cooler than the alternative
drugs have added to my brain complications but...
many drugs have spiritual benefits which is why the govt had to get their hands on LSD (and now marijuana)
no i don't support the military
"well-regulated militia" ain't the military industrial complex
the L doesn't question "climate change" the R doesn't question "terrorism"
they knew that the welfare state would create way more problems
they gaslight themselves to sleep
if only i'd change their minds on what i want to change their minds on
if it's mainstream it's wrong
that doesn't sound very nuanced but...
what the fuck is on my face
"liberalism" is all about gullibility, so the L/R are the perfect candidates since they seem to think they're sooooo different
yes i really do meow at everyone (that was my mgr that just let me in)
no america was never supposed to be a melting pot
they kept black people here n mistreated them to keep the "white supremacy" narrative going (if that were really true no other race would even be allowed in this country)
many policies are intended to have their effect way later
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you're insecure cos you don't have a personality*time for another diy rant
should i put it on or not (NO)
i'm sure the vagina indirectly contributes to my shitty driving
they're really pushing the whole end of the world bullshit
the end of the world is a very popular trope
shut up kanye, it's my turn!
if someone was paying me i wouldn't be able to say any of these things
west civ is the reason why therapists exist
depressed, anxious n paranoid about all the wrong things
i joined insta! spam recently n it's already terrible
i dunno why people "enjoy" social media
a lotta things make sense w/in the context
twitter, i mean x, destroyed context
not the first n definitely not the last time
there will be more n more of a need for me in the future
not having a smartphone really puts me at a major advantage over literally everyone
stare at a box n forget all about yer problems *just kidding
when the escape is part of the problem it ain't much of an escape
nobody ever told em that they can go take a walk n talk to God (yo welcome)
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imma quit smoking (on the way to the gas station to buy a carton)
drugs have always been a huge part of my life
i understand all my unconventional decisions
go down the wrong alley way n get mugged n this is what they internet does
i do drugs cos i like the lift
it's not wise for me to do them cos i have the tendency to obsess about things so...
why wouldn't you drink if you can do it successfully
i can't handle booze or cigarettes and weed presented a similar problem
i just miss smoking blunts driving around my town at 3am
nothing will "take you back"
in a lotta ways my life is still stuck in the nineties (mentally)
the beatniks wrote endlessly about drug use but it's really just kinda obvious
do i feel like waiting for the natural version of the cannabis plant
it's okay to get mad about stuff that is maddening
food was an obvious reward
i really need to clean up my music room (did i do it? absolutely not)
my brain is in multiple zip codes at the same time
it's not that i can't or won't do it, i just really don't want to
i am so in awe of a bitch that can keep her house clean
the deal i will make w/ modern women
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good luck being anything you are in your head
zoom in on that guac
sumin like techni colour
watch it spin!
my brain is always everywhere
i eat pretty good for the most part
what did i do/not do...this is a very common question
i am obsessed w/ cows by the way
the b&w is my fave
jalapenos are underrated
people are afraid of what they don't understand, that's just the way it is
i understand myself better than most people understand anything
how can you control yourself if you don't understand your experience
you know you want this guac
it ain't spicy if you can't tell, amy
i guess i gotta add 5 jalapenos next time
you can't test the jalapenos to make sure they're hot, luckily they're like 29cents
you can't criticize any kinda medical intervention
800mg of a pill you can't even pronounce
i am proud to be this broken record
imma grow some jalapenos n they'd better be hot (blank threats)
target market: insecure people (always n forever)
they will never get to the root of the problem
i stay skinny cos i see the clientele but also i get sick of that food
i hope i get sumin right in regards to my womanhood
i need to invent a jalapeno hotness tester
mental ills will never be quiet
a lotta people like me cos they think i hate women
feminists just don't wanna be controlled by men
the purpose of anarchy is to create its' own system that actually works
why would you do sumin if you know you'd suck at it
LOGICALLY abortion is still a choice
abortion seems to be the only thing that women believe in surrounding the word choice
materialistic interpretation of masculinity/femininity has screwed us all up
white people have been cancelled
you can hate yourself so long as you know why
i'll give you a list (i got my own)
nobody should love/hate anyone due to ______
i time travel mentally all the time
i need to watch donnie darko again
drew barrymore was the worst part about that movie
that's how i discovered joy division tho
i take a second long glance into my music room n walk away immediately
this is the green shit i'm always drinking
kratom is a drug that i use sometimes
mitragyna speciosa is in the coffee family but in high doses it functions as an opiate but nowhere near as addictive
can't forget that turmeric
"i need to quit doin drugs" hahahahahahahahaha
now we don't have to wait for a drug drop off
i ain't pissing off God, i'm pissing off His followers
what matters is the hold that it has over me so in other words: slavery
fb ate my brain alive n as a chronically self-aware person i couldn't allow myself to continue using it
insta! spam could potentially have the same problem but since i am so conscious of this problem i will pray extra0
the dudes respect my boundaries about technology, women don't care whatsoever
i will watch anything w/ any animals
back to that good ole SSRI experience
a lotta my friends are on the medication that i bitch about
they have weaponized "kindness"
being "kind" = wanting people dead
same old insecurity, different costume
my personality disorder is always glowing
these so called trance! "women" just resemble ugly ass slutty women
trance! people back in the day were called freaks n very anonymous
it pains me that yawl can't enjoy this delicious guac w/ me
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just b/c you have the correct assessment doesn't make you a good guy
the camcorder is in the microwave
i want people to know that i am a huge fan of produce
tommy is no longer acting out cos he takes his meds
yes that same govt
most are not resilient to programming
that's my friend's cow behind me
it makes perfect sense that boomers n zoomers rhyme
the fuentes kid is just brilliant
nympho sores is just more zionism
women are super easy to control but now men act just like them
internet brain is worse than woman brain *prove me wrong
no i ain't the cool girl
dee is way funnier than elaine
if women have talent n wanna do sumin other than the traditional shit they'd better live in a western country
white women are beyond stupid
good thing we have freedom so we can self-destruct!
i really hate this country but i still wanna make it better
ginger is not going in the guacamole
cuba n i are on the same level
masculinity is still around but...
i have the bad habit of buying food that i have to throw away cos i don't eat it in time
you shouldn't even be fucking
it's absolutely crazy to me that people don't think about this when they have sex
apparently two was not enough
i always would rather just do it myself
i often think the same thoughts as my critics
hit or miss (mainly miss)
i'm an anomaly that's why they are amazed
clearly this person doesn't understand the process of making stuff haha
stop doing what you're doing all cos i don't like it
that's not dandruff, it's grey harr!
oh yes of course...DRUGS
information is a lighting speed drug
what are 6 n 7 g gonna do
i am being such a baby right now
my zygote, my choice
i used to sell my soul for vodka
the guilt drags on, mf
don't chu love these "christian" podcasters
i am highly skeptical of their so called self-awareness
everyone just wants to make a name for themselves
we are almost done, i am so excited
i'm reluctant to add salt
i will seldomly adhere to requests, only if it involves food apparently
most of the time i'd say it's useless information
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i will be back...in color
look at that beautiful guacamole
you can't appreciate it in its fullness w/out color!
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you will learn all kindza shit here that you never thought was relevant
say hi to saint mary of egypt
when does paisley not make this about her
queenosaline was still not taken
superpowers courtesy of my cat
the last time i was on insta!spam i went back to chain smoking
avoiding drama is easy for those of us w/ self-control
the vultures never have boundaries so you know what that means
they're stupid n therefore quite easy to exploit
they shoulda thought of this before
i mean i hate tik tok, it still shouldn't be banned
society has voluntarily disabled itself
they wouldn't just act crazy, they'd fuckin die
may his memory be eternal
if it's porn i never get off
gender is both simple n complicated
i am the problem and the solution
me n paisley gonna have an ultrasound right here on this kitchen floor
KIDDING! most dunno what a joke is n definitely not satire
i can understand his comparison tho
conspiracies will never get me off
only God will forgive yer past transgressions
this is only a funny metaphor if you know what i'm talking about (jonny stone would get it)
imaginary everything!
90 lb elephant
so my friend luke who dresses even weirder than believe it or not i do felt claustrophobic in my house
https://www.youtube.com/@folkalchemy
that one time a bitch threw a cheeseburger at the wall n started screaming
back when we were 24/7 the cops were on standby every saturday night
why not get drunk n get into fights w/ people at a sit down restaurant
i am amazing at karaoke
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DISCLAIMER: selling yer soul doesn't make yer art better
i haven't taken out this cd yet, i give it another few wks
really good music will always sound new no matter how many x you listen to it
thru the wire kinda makes it all too obvious
it's symbolic to us b/c it's what we need at the time
if you're a celeb everything that happens is symbolic to their handlers
most are face value people, celebrities are slaves to the entertainment industry n social status
i'm not talking about whatever you think i'm talking about haha
kanye is the realest person in the industry so that's why he is so arrogant haha
fuck taylor swift anyway
they had misconceptions about fame and so fame changed them
rap music = thug life
country music = truck beds
pop music = party party party
rap is kinda annoying cos of all this boasting
i sound like such a dumb white gal
rapping is all about the bling bling attitude
money status superiority
all my fave rappers have humility even tho they pull their dicks out every so often
tupac was not murdered!
we finally ____ _____ _____! doubtful very very doubtful
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every situation is a reminder of the original
i'm sure you know my feelings on the tv...let's reiterate
man my harr looks like shit
vigilantes. megalomaniacs. misunderstood perpetrators.
if you want "justice" just watch tv
there will never ever be equality
life has never been fair...knowing this is a major advantage
i wanted to believe that i was wrong about the system so i voted
it's not a nuisance cos you don't trust people
if they dunno themselves they will keep making the same mistake
everyone could have it so much worse
not everybody did that to you
i'm a recluse cos of me not cos of society
telephone level is definitely a level
most are emotionally stupid so they get exploited
mentally ill people are easily exploited cos society doesn't understand us
i've also taken their meds so...
contrary to that ignorant n arrogant statement i just made...
they earned that prescription pad DO NOT QUESTION IT
the uniform screams i'm paid to pretend i know what i'm talking about
i guess i'm a quack cos i'm not pharmaceutical shill
whenever you mention an alternative to mainstream garbage...
they're either confused or totally turned off by me haha
the feeling is always mutual, dear society
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i kinda figured _____ would teach em but alas +paisley's tail joins my one (woe)man band
say hi to the internet paisley
iconic meaning nineties haha
when i was a kid i felt like a teenager so it figures that i'd make decisions that coincide w/ how i have always seen myself
i've always felt like i was dying
i'll take affection from an animal over a person any day
her tail musta hit the brass ensemble
paisley is the only one i'd let in the band
i have always had an affinity for xmas lights
it's gotta be more depressing
i would most definitely fuck it up even more
it is an actual synthesizer
i just make it make noise
thank you yamaha, casio n all types of batteries
considering all that's on my buffet i'd say that i'm doin pretty good
i hate hate hate aircraft
i say a prayer now instead of just yelling at planes n helicopters
i'm trying to grow as a person, okay
technology will always be used against society
they'll never learn from their mistakes, most of em don't even know what they are!
this is my fave anti-govt hat
govt work is most definitely consistent
are they suffering tho...i mean they eat cheese fries
obesity is universal suffering cos everybody must watch ya self-destruct
if you loved yourself you'd try a little harder
bullying is not really my thing
most people aren't even aware of their consciousness
they're waiting on a savior to come scoop em up
the world will get shittier cos humans beings won't lift a finger to do shit but scroll
paisley shares my fascist beliefs
utilitarian agorism...the only decent form of libertarianism
we must have the same motives not the same beliefs
people care too much about the wrong thing ad infinitum
take yer pick from a number of wrong things
1.5-3 days, maybe sometimes even a half of a day
the slow blink is the sweetest thing in the world
i will never slowly blink at a human (not like this)
how can you not feel loved vortex
i'm not living in yawl's time period
i choose despondence in a way
i can't demand that people understand
anything relating to mental illness will get misconstrued
either the powers at be or those that disagree w/ me
i don't care about your religion
ronnit is the only other comedian that i really spend any time w/ outside the bars
i'm pretty sure that brad is finally getting laid
i just assume that somebody will be fucking somebody else over
i'm such a cynic about relationships haha, but seriously tho if my friends are happy then i am happy for them regardless of the situation they are in
nobody could do that for me
for many there's an obligation that they have chosen
how strange to allow society to determine the direction your life goes
chin flab! chin flab! chin flab!
i will be 39 fairly soon (like tmrw)
halfway thru death (maybe)
whenever the battery is running out it only lets me do so much, but at least i can do this
my brain won't lemme do anything consistently
i can't accomplish things the way i can in my mind
never write it down, yet another waste of time
i always know what i need to get done
unless you really believe in that sorta thing DON'T DO IT
i guess this is the main reason why i can't be amish
i'm not supposed to leave this so called civilzation
i'm just crazy, that's why my timing is off or all the way on
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well it was good for a second (maybe not even that long)
flute sound
paisley always wants to be part of the song
i've never seen cats
i'm actually not that big a fan of musicals
fuck new order, this sounds like the cure
the head in the door, 1985
feeling important...is that delusions of grandeur
i can pull myself down from the pedestal i put myself upon
that balloon gon pop eventually n splat all over me
she is now in her patting time
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peer pressure works on those w/out a personality
ag is kinda/sorta fascist thanks to working fast food drivethrus in the south for so long
i say this cos i've seen mass consumerism every day/all day
we wouldn't allow people to fall by the waste side if this country were half as great as people wanna believe
oh! the hypocrisy of my position
the end goal of ALL political philosophy is a shit society
i still make art, it doesn't matter if it's any good
don't expect people to like it ever
plenty of people i've seen on stage that i wish i hadn't seen on stage
if it ain't constructive then it's destructive
once you fully understand how much around you is controlled you stop giving a shit n just live yer life
people keep proving that my assessments were correct
there's already a cure for cancer hahahaha
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nothin yawl digest is palatable to me so...
people have ridiculed me for as long as i've lived on this planet
get used to it
it figures that i'd bomb on stage better than i do anything else
i don't gossip or give a shit bout someone's outfit
they're gonna hate you, anyway
i ain't gon curb what i'm sayin
unsynchronized percussion right there
"winning" only seems to amt to plzing bad people or kissing ass
trying to understand types of humor that i don't like
that is the typical conclusion i draw haha
the way that we absorb information is super unhealthy
i also have faith in the haters
doin good n being good over lookin good n soundin good
definitely not being on key haha
hallucinating maybe?
psychiatry is not logical cos you're just giving up on yourself which is oppositional to our survival inst‌inct
relevance, beauty, intelligence...all worldly shit
they're only serious about words
there's stuff i'm passionate about n i won't back down
you gotta get in this transformation biz it will never let you down
why lethargy over unpleasant thoughts
you can do a lot w/ unpleasant thoughts artistically speaking
here you have this golden opportunity that you are squandering
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musical??? babble *i can't keep up w/ me, either
this is a way better hobby, believe it or not
how easy it would be to cut all these mfs down
if i have a problem why would i mimic that problem
the problem w/ naming yer pain...this is very confusing, i watched it multiple times before i could tie it all together...basically i'm saying that when you see yourself as a victim while this might seem empowering at first it will cause you to hate those around you (even more!)
i wanna be the best i can be not rest on my laurels in apathy
i'll never run away from the opportunity to grow some
i dunno how they could feel good about anything that they say or do
this is the best piano i got
i said a few yrs ago that i wanted a bass player but alas
i am a little too stubborn to work w/ anyone
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some people don't feel me (they don't have to)
are you jealous of my green goo
i can no longer eat unhealthy crap
i was a very conspiratorial kid but i still ate my lunchable
that pizza lunchable was the best even tho it strongly resembled cardboard
would it be better to just not eat
i could be voluntarily autistic
worshipping is the best part of my week
there is plenty of corruption in the church, we already know
i hope you locate the best sumins of all the sumins
b/c they're trolls amy, that's it
everybody's funny to somebody
ag ain't much of a reactionary
there's always bound to be a rebuttal that is way more cutting than the one you just said (so confidently i might add)
there is nothing worse than vapor
none of these mfs were addicted to cigarettes so...
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leading by example is the only way
now is not the time to get discouraged
guilt trip whenever i don't do what i know i'm supposed to do
they make it obvious that they are not passionate by the way they talk
ag is not lubrication
what does God want from me (love your neighbor)
so much to learn from our experience
this channel is not for gossip
i am waaaay better at making myelf feel bad
mass consumers gon mass consume
since i value turning the other cheek
plzing the status quo is sumin i really suck at
plenty of people out there making stuff for attention
don't expect anyone on the internet to understand psychology
i agree w/ yer assessment considering
all they know is what they see in that particular video
instant gratification is a major disservice you are doin yourself
i guess we gon keep on internalizing
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if i am to fulfill the FIFTH Commandment, i gotta watch a lotta tv w/ my parents
i will not go back to the east room they are too commie for me
we got standards damnit
it's like high school all over again fuck that
i guess a lotta shit gives people delusions of grandeur
most don't seem to want genuine stuff
too many people think i'm autistic for this to succeed in the "real world"
i'm sure it would go viral if i were to cave on my principles a bit
since i don't like the booking agent...
i can't kiss ass to save my life
they love their mainstream garbage
schizophrenia is way cooler than autism
that cracks me up (like i said, rap is very funny)
that's krysta lookin stressed out per usual
authentic rappers are rare
i doubt that what i do will ever be homogenized
i was very ambitious in the beginning
i did 2 comedy specials in one summer
sorry for that voice inflection, i just did a whole video mocking this
interacting w/ kanye 20 years after the album came out
the show survivor is entirely devoted to narcissistic manipulation
that conniving attitude is very common in reality tv
i am a heaven (and hell) sent instrument
did yawl see propaganda (plastic dinosaur)
*what's funny is that this is also true of the sixth commandment which is about not committing murder haha, being observational really is the answer to a lotta problems
i've watched tv before, a lot you can learn about america
there's this whole segment of tv called reality tv *scripted drama
remember the nineties
they're all working for someone
they'll figure it out whenever a family member winds up dead
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if i am to fulfill the FIFTH Commandment, i gotta watch a lotta tv w/ my parents
i will not go back to the east room they are too commie for me
we got standards damnit
it's like high school all over again fuck that
i guess a lotta shit gives people delusions of grandeur
most don't seem to want genuine stuff
too many people think i'm autistic for this to succeed in the "real world"
i'm sure it would go viral if i were to cave on my principles a bit
since i don't like the booking agent...
i can't kiss ass to save my life
they love their mainstream garbage
schizophrenia is way cooler than autism
that cracks me up (like i said, rap is very funny)
that's krysta lookin stressed out per usual
authentic rappers are rare
i doubt that what i do will ever be homogenized
i was very ambitious in the beginning
i did 2 comedy specials in one summer
sorry for that voice inflection, i just did a whole video mocking this
interacting w/ kanye 20 years after the album came out
the show survivor is entirely devoted to narcissistic manipulation
that conniving attitude is very common in reality tv
i am a heaven (and hell) sent instrument
did yawl see propaganda (plastic dinosaur)
*what's funny is that this is also true of the sixth commandment which is about not committing murder haha, being observational really is the answer to a lotta problems
i've watched tv before, a lot you can learn about america
there's this whole segment of tv called reality tv *scripted drama
remember the nineties
they're all working for someone
they'll figure it out whenever a family member winds up dead
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funny n true...ag standards*no standards w/out morality
this actually just reminds me of the nineties
there's always nostalgia with everything
rapping is all about talking up a big game
i don't bemoan my problems
pothead crew ahead *everywhere in america
it figures that boomers would fuck w/ the synthetic weed
i have renamed a lotta psychological stuff in relation to my beliefs
i have no control over how i am received
it don't much matter, i'm gon keep on doin it
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when you're an artist you can make whatever you want
the citizens could make america great (again???)
politicians never make anything great so...
trump talks a good n funny ass talk
so there's an american colony in mexico i've been told
i don't love what i'm told this country is
maybe idealistically frfr
i like the idea that you can make sumin of yourself
with the advantage comes many disadvantages
with freedom comes liability
everything we tell ourselves we need is actually not that necessary
the john d rockefeller mind you
i doubt that it's a coincidence
jay z is an awesome rapper
they typically use people with talent, it's not hard to understand
creativity is a gift from God
20 years later i am finally listening to this album
will he give up all that $
all this stuff is totally outta our control
it really is up to the citizens who are all dumb now
good, decent people will leave
i hate patriotism cos of the coercive nature of it
doctors, politicians n society
any kinda identity presents this problem
i thoughts liberals were against killing people
so they're fine w/ killing little people
what's a political party that doesn't involve death
we're supposed to name things n it blesses them
kanye is definitely more spiritual so he has more to offer (sumin happened to him i dunno what)
they could've been making shit this whole time
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