brimthemastiff

Lots of rolls and wrinkles in slow motion, but the brakes don't work!

Our english mastiff, Brim, in all his drooly glory

his tail betrays him, he can't hide how excited he is!

My dog Brim is getting comfy while I'm at work

Brim the English Mastiff loves his "poof" toy and uses it as a pacifier. He's just a very big baby!

Ever have someone cramping your style but you're too nice to ask them to move? Brim the English Mastiff is trying to get his dad off of the couch by dramatically falling asleep

Whenever I walk into a room and see Brim the English Mastiff sitting like this I have to laugh. He loves relaxing!

My lazy mastiff snores the day away

We all have that one difficult memory from our childhood that is in some way connected to medicine. Either it was some tough cough syrup, or some foul smelling ointment that our parents had to put on that itchy spot on our backs, or some other, probably homemade remedy that stung and itched but we weren’t supposed to touch it. What did we do? We hid under beds and blankets and into closets, in the hopes that our parents will forget about it. Oh, how naive we were. We grew out of that phase and embraced the fact that the medicine that works will never smell or taste good anyway. But it is difficult to tell a grown-up dog that the thing we give them or apply to them is not terrible at all. In our eyes, our dogs will forever be just big, <a href="https://rumble.com/v34t2q-tiny-fur-baby-gets-to-pick-out-her-own-toy-and-her-joy-is-contagious.html" target="_blank">furry babies</a> and, naturally, they will try and hide wherever they think they are safe from that nasty thing you want to give them. Sometimes it works, others...well, just watch Brim the mastiff heard his owner say something about his foot medication and decided to hide so that she couldn't possibly find him! Since he is quite big, under the couch is not going the fit him and he can’t open the closet doors. The only solution left is for him to <a href="https://rumble.com/v40cu5-guilty-dog-tries-to-hide-under-table-caught-peeing.html" target="_blank">scoot under the dining room table</a>. There is just one problem though - he is so big, his owner could see him from across the street! Still, she keeps her good humor and teases brim about not being able to see him. Because, deep down, Brim is just a big baby!

A drooly dog and cold weather make for a festive combination. It almost looks like his has ear buds in!

My dog is always very annoyed and embarrassed by my dancing

Baby puppy learns early in life that belly scratches are amazing

The happiest sight for a tired out Mom of 11 rescue puppies? When they finally all sleep!

There's always one...one of our little rescue puppies won't go to sleep!

Where am I? Who am I? What year is it?

Big boy Brim loves his vegetables!

We were going to show people how much Brim hates getting his nails done, but once he saw the camera turn on he decided to be on his best behavior.

Once a year (after our scary vet exams), our English Mastiff, Brim, gets to get a treat from McDonalds.

Our English Mastiff loves sitting on the couch like people and seems to detest laying down, even when he is dog-tired.

Brim is always falling asleep sitting up and this clip is no exception. Just lay down buddy!