VerbalAssault

This is truly our last episode. We want to thank you all for listening to us through out the years and being apart of this. It really means a lot that you've been with us and we hate to see you go. Deuces! -Verbal Assault Podcast

Memes! NPC of the week. Some SpaceX news for you. Zebra from Knoxville Zoo kills itself. AI generated beer commercial. A Woman, from Peoria, gets 14 years in prison for DUI, we watch her video with the cop. Phallic shaped Iceberg found in Dildo, Canada. Woman spent $160,000 to lengthen her legs. GameMaster Bekah has the game, SmartAss: 90s Edition. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Memes. NPCs. Brad's Ghost Story. SpaceX's Starship test launch happened. Bam Margera is missing again. GameMaster Bekah has another game for us. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Memes. We caught some ghost sounds from last week. NPC of the week. SpaceX will be launching Starship on 4/20. Netflix shutting down DVD by Mail. North Carolina is looking to ban participation trophies. FBI makes arrest in alleged secret chinese police station in New York. GameMaster has 5 Second Rule. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Memes. Ghost Story with Brad. NPC of the week. Dave reviews Vampire Survivors. Pedro Pascal likes space. We got a brand new image of Uranus. You can do your taxes with waifus. Woman donated husband's body to science but ended up being blown up by the military. We play Scrupples from GameMaster Bekah. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Dave goes to the movies. Nathan didn't bring memes but brought some other goodies. Artemis II Crew has been announced by NASA. NPC of the Week still lives this week. Aldi's selling dong shaped marshmallows for Easter. Male powerlifter enters women's event, breaks record. Dave lets us know how Epic Games are able to give away so many games. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Memes. Voicemails. Angry voicemail callers. Relativity Space had a successful launch. NPC of the week. Ghost Story update from Brad. Microsoft buying Activision. That Sound Game by GameMaster Bekah. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Memes. Dave is getting paid by Microsoft. Large seaweed blob heading towards Florida. Taylor Swift has a College Course. Lance Reddick passed away. Pentagon ufo chief says alien mothership in our solar system may possible. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Memes! NPC of the week. Ghost Stories from Brad. Some more images from the James Webb Telescope. Axiom Space is making Space Suits for NASA. Volcanos on Venus? Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Memes! Unofficial NPC of the week! Relativity makes 3D printed rockets. TERFS. Russell Brand goes after MSNBC. University of Massachusetts warns students to stop drinking BORGs. Florida man arrested after shooting employee for not getting a lighter. We take advice from an alternative self help guru. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Stephen apparently has to leave to go see a SpaceX launch… Memes! NPC of The week! StarLink V2 satellites. Brad’s Ghost Saga continues. Aquamation, who wants it. Alligator caught in New York. Tacoma woman arrested for treatment of tuberculosis. GameMaster Bekah brings “That’s It” again. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Memes. Brad got some more Ghost Stories for you. Got some more photos from James Webb. NPC of the Week. Weird iron sphere washes up on a Japanese beach. Chazz has a new flavor of chips. Penises are growing bigger. Arkansas lawmaker asks trans-doctor if they have a penis. David Gilmour's Antique Houseboat turned recording studio is pretty incredible. Internet Explorer is no more. Trump, Obama, and Biden play Minecraft. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Meme Review! A school shares a racist lunch for the kids. NPC of the week. Scientist want to scan your butthole. Someone stole a 200lb Shrek Statue Massachusetts. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

We catch up on some voicemails. Meme Reviews. NPC of The Week. Too bad you missed the Green Comet. Brad has a harrowing tale about his girlfriend's new home. Husband Calling Contest. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Meme Reviews. NPC of the week. Pink Floyd gets woke. Xbox goes woke. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble:https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

We got some sort of Memes. 88 year old man has a bomb in his butt. A.I. is sexually harassing somebody. Some more Facebook ads from Patrick. Sim Wong Hoo passed away. Dave tells us what the world's largest snake is. We got a comet coming by. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Memes. Stephen gets us prepared for next year's solar eclipse. TikToker caught cutting line at Nashville event, claims she can because she has 70,000 followers and is "beautiful." Patrick gets some weird ads on Facebook. Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders bans the term 'Latinx" from government use. A Florida woman tries to bring her emotional support boa constrictor on a plane. We get some amazing reading of Jurassic Park as read by Bekah. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

We answer some voicemails. Meme Reviews! Stanford has some woke phrases. Louisiana requires government issued ID to watch porn online. NPC of the week. Burglars call 911 to help with moving stuff. We watch the Damar Hamlin collapse. We give our Anti-New Years Resolution. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

The gang is back for the New Year's tradition of Predictions! Memes! Voicemails! NPC of The Week. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Bekah makes a discovery. Memes. Ultrakill gets sex toy support. Weird Christmas crimes. Hammacher Schlemmer presented by Dave. GameMaster Bekah got Christmas Plates. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Memes. Artemis I Mission is coming to a close. No Phosphine on Venus. Germany arrests 25 who were plotting a coup. Cocaine Bear. Liver King comes out Steroid Positive. Hospital patient arrested after turning off neighbor's oxygen machine. The Y chromosome is slowly fading. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

We found out Dave is a recovering sneaker head. Memes. Barista breaks down over 8 hour work day. Dave wants to know the optimal splash-reducing urinal. Woman calls 911 over pink meat at North Carolina BBQ restaurant. Plane turned around after passenger mistakenly yells “fire.” Bekah comes back with some mystery boxes and does some unboxing of strange items. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

Patrick wasn't here, but he guessed this description: Twitter, SpaceX, Elon Musk, FTX, Charlie Kirk. He was pretty close to perfect.

Memes. Biden pardons a turkey. Gavin Newsom's wife describes Harvey Weinstein's fish-like penis. Young man without legs makes a middle school basketball team. Jason David Frank (AKA the Green Ranger) passed away. Giant Goat sculpture of Elon Musk is heading to Austin, TX. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here’s the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST