ScottysThoughties

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how skin colour isn't really skin colour.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a speaker that I use when I'm in the shower, and how it makes me so angry.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about weird things that happen when you watch sitcoms.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the so-called king of the jungle.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a way to make our calendars better and stuff.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how we don't need calendars.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a game that I don't like, because I hate it.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I rethink how to announce that you have made a good shot.

On today's salubrious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a dumb name for an article of clothing.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what would happen if I won the lottery.

On today's wonderful episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about those signs that they have in the stores.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about fluid that is in our bodies.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I once again discuss a thing that only dumb people say.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a certain kind of theater where people watch movies.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how, in Canada, there are French and English words on all the products.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what bothers me about the number seven.

On today's ubiquitous episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about grown women who want to be princesses.

On today's hysterical episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a rule on Jeopardy that is very stupid.

On today's voluptuous episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the real reason that people immigrate here from India.

On today's fabulous episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a situation involving an old friend of mine.

On today's magical episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what it means to be a MILF.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a new punctuation that I invented.

On today's amazing episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a thing you see in movies that might be something that doesn't happen in real life, that they shouldn't do anymore.

On today's incredible episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what my life would be like if I were a master martial artist.

On today's hysterical episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the similarities between beds and sugar. But only after I think about some other things.