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    "Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't."
    2:26:17

    "Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't."

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    "What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin."
    3:26:52

    "What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin."

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    "The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all."
    7:49:48

    "The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all."

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    "One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."
    2:57:26

    "One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."

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    "All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one."
    7:24:12

    "All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one."

     663  views
    "'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read."
    2:47:59

    "'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read."

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    "Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all."
    3:12:03

    "Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all."

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    "And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity."
    2:38:41

    "And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity."

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    "Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late."
    3:22:01

    "Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late."

     384  views
    "Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled."
    5:36:39

    "Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled."

     560  views
    "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."
    2:15:33

    "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."

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    "Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean."
    2:26:26

    "Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean."

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    "Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves."
    8:07:09

    "Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves."

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    "To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal."
    2:21:00

    "To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal."

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    "Work is a necessary evil to be avoided."
    2:53:56

    "Work is a necessary evil to be avoided."

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    "Drag your thoughts away from your troubles..."
    2:10:30

    "Drag your thoughts away from your troubles..."

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    "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear."
    3:26:29

    "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear."

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    "Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident."
    3:23:02

    "Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident."

     328  views
    "The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."
    3:13:36

    "The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."

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    "It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."
    5:59:40

    "It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."

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    "Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous"
    7:01:55

    "Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous"

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    "Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
    2:39:50

    "Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."

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    "Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned."
    3:36:43

    "Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned."

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    "It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."
    2:15:56

    "It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."

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    Time for some Mario Kart 8 fun with Sweetsunshine and other rumble streamers...
    4:22:59

    Time for some Mario Kart 8 fun with Sweetsunshine and other rumble streamers...

     378  views
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