HopalongGinsberg

"He's a Fed" (Expanded) - comedy After I posted the original "He's a Fed" I received a number of fan verses, so I decided to add them. The timing is pure coincidence. This song may be downloaded at https://hopalongginsberg.bandcamp.com/track/hes-a-fed-expanded and https://soundcloud.com/user-358715688/hes-a-fed-expanded?si=664f433d2e2642198034d0af4a74f739&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing Feel free to copy and share. Lyrics: Teh Internetz Music: Traditional Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg --- After I posted the original "He's a Fed" I received a number of fan verses, so I decided to add them. The timing is pure coincidence. --- If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If you can't get there without him And you don't know much about him If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If you're running off your mouth And his buddy lives down South If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed If his haircut's tight and high Looks better in a suit and tie If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he wants you to repeat it Where the chatroom won't delete it If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed If he wants you to start killin' 'Cause his bosses need a villain If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed If the plan is his design And he's sharing it online If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed If he links you to a site And he tells you it's alright If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed Polo shirt and Rayban shades MAGA sign is not homemade If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed

(Make sure sound is on.) After a great deal of consideration, I have decided that the Paul Pelosi attack should be treated with the same sensitivity that the Left displayed after the attack on Rand Paul. #paulpelosi

Please feel free to share, copy, upload to your own video channel, etc. This song may be downloaded for free at Bandcamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Parody lyrics by Hopalong Ginsberg "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (song) by Johnny Marks --- You know Epstein and Glitter and Roman Polanski Fogle and Watkins and Jerry Sandusky But do you recall The most famous pedo of all? Biden the senile pedo Liked to fondle all the kids And if you ever saw him You’d think that he lived on the skids All of the other pedos Thought that he was one hot mess They never let poor Biden Ride the Lolita Express Then one fucked-up primary Obama came to say "Biden hidin’ in your basement Won’t you run for president?" Then how the pedos loved him As they shouted out with glee: "Biden the senile pedo! You will win by larceny!"

"Asshole From El Paso" by the amazing Kinky Friedman; I just made the video Nothing in this video should be construed to imply that Mr Friedman opposes or supports Beto O'Rourke (I, on the other hand, despise the son of a bitch) Feel free to repost, share, etc

This track is available for free on Soundcloud (https://soundcloud.com/user-358715688/you-can-stick-your-vaccine-mandate-up-your-ass) and Bandcamp, and will be in stores and on streaming services in a few days. My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. Written by Hopalong Ginsberg This song is not copyrighted, and may be reproduced by anyone, anywhere. Video copyright 2021 by Hopalong Ginsberg. Created by MVGEN.com Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/ --- You can stick your vaccine mandate up your ass You can stick your vaccine mandate up your ass You can stick your vaccine mandate You can stick your vaccine mandate You can stick your vaccine mandate up your ass You can stick your masking mandate up your ass You can stick your masking mandate up your ass You can stick your masking mandate You can stick your masking mandate You can stick your masking mandate up your ass You can stick your stupid lockdowns up your ass You can stick your stupid lockdowns up your ass You can stick your stupid lockdowns You can stick your stupid lockdowns You can stick your stupid lockdowns up your ass You can stick your vaccine passport up your ass You can stick your vaccine passport up your ass You can stick your vaccine passport You can stick your vaccine passport You can stick your vaccine passport up your ass

Kneepads Kamala rapping about how she got her start in politics!

Context: https://www.foxnews.com/media/norwegian-filmmaker-faces-3-years-prison-saying-men-cannot-lesbians "Men Cannot Be Lesbians" - comedy/protest My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. Music by Hopalong Ginsberg Song copyright 2022 by Hopalong Ginsberg Video copyright 2022 by Hopalong Ginsberg Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/ --- Men can plant and Men can reap Fly the skies and Sail the deep You can do so much, oh men But men cannot be lesbians Men cannot be lesbians Men can learn and Men can grow Write their names Upon the snow You can do so much, oh men But men cannot be lesbians Men cannot be lesbians Your genes are what decides your sex And XY’s different from XX The notion has been known to vex But XY’s different from XX Men can plant and Men can reap Men can do Bad things to sheep You can do so much, oh men But men cannot be lesbians Men cannot be lesbians Men cannot be lesbians

"The Ballad of Bai Deng Zhou" My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. Song copyright 2021 by Hopalong Ginsberg Video copyright 2021 by Hopalong Ginsberg. Written by Hopalong Ginsberg. Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/ --- Bai Deng Zhou was the emperor About a thousand years ago He was old, he was mad, he was so so bad And the people said he had to go Zu De Ching was Zhou’s best girl She was the power behind the throne She was a wicked child, she was mean and wild And she wanted to rule alone And it's Hey! Ho! Bye-bye Zhou! It's time that you were gone Zu’s got a knife, she wants your life You’d best be moving on One late night by the pale moonlight With Zhou asleep in bed Zu De Ching she did her thing and Zhou was short a head Zu she cried, she said Zhou died From a battle with the Wuhan Flu And you’d better not be asking questions, son Or it just might get you too And it's Hey! Ho! Bye-bye Zhou! You should have watched your back Now Zu's in charge and living large And she’s planning on some harsh payback Chung-su Guaytze was a little crazy Cause he used to be the boss He got defeated when Bai Deng cheated And he wanted to avenge that loss One day our Zu had a big to-do When a knock came on her door It was Chung-su’s army; they were feeling mighty harm-y Now there ain’t no Zu no more And it’s Hey! Ho! Bye-bye Zhou! And bye Zu De Ching too Cause there’s nothing finer in all of China Than getting rid of you And it's Hey! Ho! Bye-bye Zhou! And bye Zu De Ching too Cause there’s nothing finer in all of China Than getting rid of you

Please feel free to share, copy, cover, upload to your own video channel, etc. This song may be downloaded for free at Bandcamp: https://hopalongginsberg.bandcamp.com/track/china-joe Parody lyrics by Jolie LaChance and Hopalong Ginsberg Parody of "China Grove" by Tom Johnston --- When the sun comes up on a sleepy old man The nation starts to wail and moan And his handlers are rising for another day Around the old white home They know the old man's deranged But that's the name of the game Well, you're talkin' bout China Joe (China Joe!) Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh China Joe Well, Hunter and the Big Guy Lord they been bought off By that tyrant Xi Jinping When the cokehead gets a billion The PRC ain’t chillin’ They dance for joy in Beijing He ain’t gonna stand in their way As long as they continue to pay Well, you're talkin' bout China Joe (China Joe!) Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh China Joe But every day there's a scandal comin' The ways of a felonious crew The kids are back in cages Hamas’s getting funded You can smell corruption in the air And though the gas prices go up and up Biden don't seem to care He just keeps feeding the beast Well, you're talkin' bout China Joe (China Joe!) Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh China Joe

Yeah, it's a joke - I was busy this week. I'll have a real song next week, I promise.

"Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty" (Orchestral Version) - cover My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. "Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty" traditional English folk song Video copyright 2022 by Hopalong Ginsberg Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/

"Carol of the Bells" My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. Arrangement copyright 2019 by Hopalong Ginsberg "Carol of the Bells" by M. Leontovich Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Video background is taken from "The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives" (1933), a film in the public domain.

Download for free at https://soundcloud.com/user-358715688/mask-mandate-blues-nsfw Please feel free to share, copy, cover, upload to your own video channel, etc. My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. Song copyright 2021 by Hopalong Ginsberg Video copyright 2021 by Hopalong Ginsberg. Written by Hopalong Ginsberg. Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/ --- Good little bitches, got your bitch rag on your face Good little bitches, got your bitch rag on your face Bow down before your master, show him that you know your place Good little bitches, gonna do just what you’re told Good little bitches, gonna do just what you’re told I’m glad that you ain’t me, dog, because that shit be getting old Covid is a virus, your stupid mask ain’t doing shit Covid is a virus, your stupid mask ain’t doing shit And if you weren’t a little bitch-boy, then you would just get rid of it. Good little bitches, got your bitch rag on your face Good little bitches, got your bitch rag on your face Bow down before your master, show him that you know your place

"I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - country My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. Written by Hopalong Ginsberg Song copyright 2014 by Hopalong Ginsberg Video copyright 2022 by Hopalong Ginsberg. Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/

My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. Song copyright 2020 by Hopalong Ginsberg Video copyright 2020 by Hopalong Ginsberg. Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/

"Ride of the Valkyries" My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. "Ride of the Valkyries" composed by Richard Wagner Video copyright 2022 by Hopalong Ginsberg Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/

"Sunflower Seeds" - war song This song is NOT copyrighted - share it, remix it, cover it as you like. It can be downloaded for free at https://soundcloud.com/user-358715688/sunflower-seeds and https://hopalongginsberg.bandcamp.com/track/sunflower-seeds --- Put sunflower seeds in your pocket If you come to my home For that way on the spot you die The sunflowers will grow Put sunflower seeds in your pocket If you invade my land Your name will be forgotten, but The sunflowers will stand Your blood will feed the thirsty earth But you will never know That where you met with Justice The sunflowers still grow

Please feel free to share, copy, upload to your own video channel, etc. This song may be downloaded for free at Bandcamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Parody lyrics by Hopalong Ginsberg, Jolie LaChance, and Steven Sellars. --- Fortify Because the voters will not choose your guy Those damn deplorables will not comply Just don’t say cheat Say fortify Change the laws You can silence all dissent because The social media support your cause To steal the vote You change the laws Why they Don't vote Joe we don't know For this they'll pay, Trump's still Going strong for too long He must go away Do not see Ballots that appear miraculously Do not question their legitimacy Your eyes have lied You did not see Why they Don't vote Joe we don't know For this they'll pay, Trump's still Going strong for too long He must go away Fortify The journalists will help you sell your lie Twitter will cancel those who still defy Just don’t say cheat Say fortify Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm-mmm Music by John Lennon and Paul McCartney.

Originally published October 11, 2019. A free download of this song can be obtained exclusively at BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon, Leroy Marinell, and Waddy Wachtel Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg Video by MVGEN.com Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/

"The Silver Horde" - symphonic power metal My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. Written by Hopalong Ginsberg Song copyright 2022 by Hopalong Ginsberg Video copyright 2022 by Hopalong Ginsberg. Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/

Please feel free to share, copy, cover, upload to your own video channel, etc. This song may be downloaded for free at Bandcamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Parody lyrics by Hopalong Ginsberg and Rich Hailey "Nights in White Satin" by Justin Hayward --- Cowards in black robes Knees bent to the mob Denying their duty Too scared for the job Appeasing the brutal Ignoring the law It’s time we the people Corrected this flaw Cause we’re angry Yes we’re angry Oh how we’re angry Judical tyrants Their oaths they’ve forsworn By silence complicit As despots are born Truth is abandoned The facts left to die Stand up and be counted Our rallying cry! Cause we're angry Yes we're angry Oh how we're angry Oh how we're angry Cause we’re angry Yes we’re angry Oh how we’re angry Oh how we’re angry

"Charlie" My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. Written by Hopalong Ginsberg Song copyright 2021 by Hopalong Ginsberg Video copyright 2021 by Hopalong Ginsberg. Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/

"Blue-State Christmas" - parody This track may be downloaded at https://hopalongginsberg.bandcamp.com/track/blue-state-christmas and redristributed freely. Parody of "White Christmas" by Irving Berlin Lyrics, performance, and programming by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/ --- I'm dreaming of a blue-state Christmas The kind they have in Chicago Where the mobs are looting The gangs are shooting And blood is splattered across the snow I'm dreaming of a blue-state Christmas With every bill that I can't pay And you blue voters, upon this Christmas day Please remember, your votes made things this way

"This is Halloween" My songs are available at: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2vrGVge BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Google Play: http://bit.ly/2UIqtme iTunes/Apple Music http://bit.ly/HopalongGinsberg Or listen online at Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2UKoSfp If you liked my video (or even if you didn't), please consider clicking "Like," subscribing to my channel, and telling your friends. Written by Danny Elfman Video copyright 2021 by Hopalong Ginsberg. Created by MVGEN.com Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/ --- Boys and girls of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange Come with us and you will see This our town of Halloween This is Halloween, this is Halloween Pumpkins scream in the dead of night This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors come and die of fright It's our town, everybody scream In this town of Halloween I am the one hiding under your bed Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red I am the one hiding under your stairs Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween In this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song In this town, don't we love it now Everybody's waiting for the next surprise Tender lumplings everywhere Life's no fun without a good scare That's our job but we're not mean In our town of Halloween In this town, don't we love it now Everyone's waiting for the next surprise I am the clown with the tear-away face Here in a flash and gone without a trace I am the shadow on the moon at night Filling your dreams to the brim with fright This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Happy Independence Day! This song may be purchased at BandCamp: http://bit.ly/2Vnz2r1 Performance copyright 2015 by Hopalong Ginsberg. Words and Music by F. S. Key and J. S. Smith Crowds sounds courtesy of freeSFX.co.uk James Marshall Hendrix RIP. Contact: hopalongginsberg at gmail dot com http://hopalongginsberg.com/