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Biden keeps repeating the same FAKE story about his Uncle Ambrose "Bozey" Finnegan who was supposedly flying an Army Air Corps plane that was shot down in 1944 over New Guinea during WWII and he was subsequently eaten by cannibals. In REALITY his uncle was a passenger with three crew members on a plane that crashed into the ocean off the coast of New Guinea due to mechanical problems. We know this because there was a crash survivor who reported on it and that there were no other survivors. And if this story sounds vaguely familiar it is because it is eerily similar to a REAL story about another plane crash near the coast of the island of Chichi Jima in 1944 during WWII. And that crash story is probably where Biden stole his FAKE story about Uncle Bozey and the cannibals. And yet despite his Uncle Bozey story having been thoroughly DISCREDITED, Biden keeps repeating it over and over again. Oh, and he always pairs the FAKE CANNIBAL STORY about Uncle Bozey with the DISCREDITED story about President Trump calling WWI soldiers suckers and losers. John Bolton, no friend of Trump who was with him when Trump supposedly made that statement in France, stated that Trump said no such thing. Yet another thing shameless serial fabulist Biden keeps LYING about.

Katherine Maher, the CEO of National Public Radio, revealed her inner O'Brien when discussing how there is no single objective truth. Her 1984 type blather comes directly from the Neiman Lab at Harvard whose guiding philosophy is something called "Solidarity Journalism" which has become the prevailing philosophy of liberal "journalists." Here are direct quotes about Solidarity Journalism taken directly from the Nieman Lab webisite (link at bottom): "Solidarity eclipses objectivity as journalism’s dominant ideal." “Objectivity as an aspirational ideal ends up encouraging journalists to avoid addressing what matters.” "Aiming for objectivity as a way to resolve uncertainty, though, leads journalism far astray from its public service purpose." "Striving for objectivity, then, leads journalism to a dead end." Since Solidarity Journalism has been embraced by most of the mainstream media, it is no surprise that NPR's Katherine Maher and her cohorts have trouble handling the truth to the extent that they now sound straight out of 1984. NiemanLab https://www.niemanlab.org/2021/12/solidarity-eclipses-objectivity-as-journalisms-dominant-ideal/

Has actor Hugh Jackman fallen on hard financial times or does he genuinely worship Bill Gates as someone who knows what is best for everybody else? The latter scenario is actually scarier than the first.

Imagine if a white candidate for district attorney proclaimed he was running for that office in order to go after rich old black people, specifically Barack Obama, who "evaded accountability." Even in heavily white rural areas such a candidate would become an immediate pariah with no hope of being elected as D.A.. However, that is exactly what Alvin Bragg did (with the races reversed) in January 2021 while running for Manhattan D.A. when he described Donald Trump as a "rich old white man" who evaded accountability. There is absolutely no doubt that Bragg was elected as District Attorney specifically because he promised to GET TRUMP which is why we now see the absurd LAWFARE trial, outside both the statute of limitations and jurisdiction, against the President in Manhattan.

Does anybody out there in their right mind honestly believe that Iran would have launched a drone and missile attack upon Israel if the 2020 election had not been stolen and if Trump were still in the White House? Instead we now have the feckless Biden regime which permitted Iran to spend billions on weapons. Under Trump they wouldn't have had access to funds to buy or build those weapons plus they would have feared the consequences from Trump if they had launched the weapons.

We all know that Michael Cohen is a liar. However, his TDS has gotten so extreme that he has gone JUST PLAIN NUTS as you can see here. The Biden White House are so desperate to GET TRUMP that they went to the laughable extreme of directing their chubby puppet Alvin Bragg to make Cohen their STAR WITNESS in their laughable case against Trump. It reminds me of the J6 Committee with all the evidence they supposedly had and their STAR WITNESS turned out to be Cassidy Hutchinson that not only provided only third hand hearsay "evidence" but later had to make "corrections" to her testimony.

Imagine spending over forty years of your life in the news business, including anchoring ABC World News Tonight for twenty years, yet the thing you are best remembered for is being easily pranked on live TV. Such was the sad yet hilarious fate of Peter Jennings who in 1994 got pranked at the tail end of OJ Simpson's infamous slow speed White Bronco chase. If the absurd voice of the pranker didn't immediately set off alarm bells for any normal person then the final "BABA BOOEY!" would have revealed the caller as a Howard Stern fan. Poor Peter didn't have a clue until Al Michaels cut in to give Jennings a reality check. BABA BOEY!

Did Max Bialystock secretly team up with Hillary Clinton to produce the new Broadway musical "SUFFS?" Why? Because as you see the virtue signaling musical catering to liberals seems designed to make people laugh AT it. Actually the best part of "SUFFS" could be the inadvertently hilarious reactions as you see here. Oh, and how MUCH of her own money did Hillary put into "producing" SUFFS since her main effort appears to be nothing more than merely lending the musical her name. And if "SUFFS" does manage to earn a profit, I guarantee that Hillary will be grabbing a chunk of that.

You know how you know that The Young Turks Chunk Yogurt aka Cenk Uygur isn't getting millions of dollars in Democrat donor money this year as he has in the past? Because Chunk is now openly admitting what we already know. Namely that the Democrats CHEAT and RIG elections. To say that out loud is a YUUUUGE taboo for the Democrats and the media so look for Chunk and his sidekick Anna to be placed on the official non-person list. Of course, Chunk was forced by circumstances into making his admission. By previously buying completely into the Trump-Russia hoax, most of his viewers bled away, with many of them subscribing instead to the Jimmy Dore Show. The saving grace of Chunk Yogurt is the unintentional comedy he provides with his overacting and laughably exaggerated facial expressions as you see here. That's what severe subscriber loss can do to a person. Turn them into inadvertent desperate self-parodies as happened to poor Chunk Yogurt.

Democrat senatorial candidate in Arizona Ruben Gallego struggled mightily with the fake crying as you can see but he couldn't manage to produce actual tears. The man who dumped his nine month pregnant wife for a DC lobbyist couldn't quite work up the crocodile tears over a pre-planned for campaign purposes state supreme court ban on abortion based on territorial law dating back to the 1800s. Perhaps Amber Heard can give poor Ruben some emergency lessons on fake crying before his next public appearance.

You can judge the effectiveness of a meme by the reactions to it. And by this standard the Trump Eclipse meme was a resounding SUCCESS judging by the number of IRKED liberal reactions to it. BTW, some think this meme was an official Trump campaign ad (looking at YOU, Time magazine) which makes this even funnier. Oh, and the guy at the end didn't seem so much of an irked liberal like the others and just a Trump impressionist who aided the popularity of the Trump Eclipse meme by doing a bit about it.

Many astronomers have stated that our total eclipse of the sun by the moon is a unique event in the entire universe since the odds against it make it almost an impossibility. Yet here it is happening on the one place in the universe where we know there exists intelligent life that can appreciate such a miraculous event, CLOUDY weather is predicted for much of the path of totality in the United States. As a result we now have an outbreak of extreme Eclipse Anxiety as you can see in this video. The funniest reaction was from Al Roker who is in Dallas and when asked about the eclipse weather could only answer "interesting." Despite Al trying to maintain an upbeat attitude it was later belied when he reported hail, wind, and tornadoes for Texas. Yeah, "interesting" weather for Texas, Al, which means a very lousy chance of seeing the eclipse there. My biggest hope is that there will be few clouds south of Indianapolis where my friend Pastor Charles Henrickson will be participating in an Eclipse viewing party with his church group. So, please clouds, at least spare the Indianapolis area from clouds for Eclipse Day. Oooh! Oooh! OOOOOOOH!!! And now I think I am experiencing extreme Eclipse anxiety!

I always thought of Utah as a very sober (pun intended) place so imagine my surprise when I found out that Utah Governor (and Trump hater) Spencer Cox gives off strong WEIRDO vibes. I think his antipathy towards President Trump goes beyond just the political and into the MENTAL. The very very MENTAL.

Remember when we were told that electing Donald Trump would lead to World War III and that electing Joe Biden would be a "return to normalcy" since the adults would be back in charge? How's that working out especially in the light of Biden's puppet masters bringing us to the brink of WW III due to involving us in the incredibly AVOIDABLE Ukraine War? And even though they walked us into the entirely unnecessary Ukraine war they were mercifully given an out when a few weeks into the war Ukraine and Russia agreed to a peace deal contingent on Ukraine agreeing not to join NATO. Unfortunately the sheer stupidity of Biden's puppet masters was so massive that they actually sent Boris Johnson to Ukraine to KILL that peace agreement. And now that the proxy war against Russia via Ukraine is winding down after many thousands of Ukrainians dead and the destruction of that country, the Biden puppet masters are now attempting to make things even WORSE by pathetic Antony Blinken insisting that Ukraine WILL join NATO. Why? To aggravate a thermonuclear power who is not even our biggest threat like Communist China? It is all so monstrously STUPID that one suspects that Biden's puppet masters are doing this on purpose. Why? Because they are so steeped in terminal TDS that they can't do anything (such as ending the Ukraine war) that would prove Donald Trump right. And the greatly increased risk of a thermonuclear war that would end all life on earth? For them it is a good tradeoff since they are so mentally deranged that a world with no life is preferable to a return of Trump to the White House. Yeah, they are that SICK!

Most of you outside of New Mexico are probably unaware of the male model Senator from that state, Martin "Pablum" Heinrich. Why? Because he speaks only in strings of very forgettable liberal platitudes. Oh, he does bring up the flood of drugs plaguing New Mexico but among the entire string of worn liberal buzz words spun by Senator Pablum and his equally useless pal, the attorney general of his state, NOT ONE MENTION of the open border over which those drugs flow.

This video reveals why EVs have become so popular with sales of electric cars growing at an ever increasing rate. It's because their chargers are fast, convenient, and very friendly to the environment. Goodbye to gasoline powered cars; hello to EVs with their clean CLEAN energy.

"They are a TREASURE to the world!" That was Bill Gates, who was just recently in India, gushing over mRNA vaccines. I thought that after Gates dumped his COVID vaccine stock just as the ineffectiveness of the COVID vaccines became apparent because they did not actually prevent reinfection nor the spread of COVID that he would SHUT UP on the topic of vaccines since he already made his blood money. BUT NO! I was wrong. In this video you can see Gates specifically hyping mRNA vaccines to be used in a plethora of ailments from tuberculosis to HIV to cancer. And no concern at all from him that the "cure" might be worse than the disease as happened in COVID vaccines in which young people who had almost no chances of dying from COVID ended up "died suddenly" from myocarditis due to the vaccine that they very unnecessarily took. BTW, Bill Gates seems to be aging very rapidly. Is that due to extreme worry about certain Jeffrey Epstein videos that are out there sitting in vaults for possible future use? Hello FBI!

Joe Biden's denial that he issued the proclamation declaring Easter Sunday to be the Transgender Day of Visibility is basically an admission that he is a controlled puppet. That is the general consensus of people reacting to Sleepy Joe's pathetic trans day denial.

Several local and state governments are urging residents to host the flood of "asylum seekers" that have been entering America. In many cases such hosting efforts will not end well as you can see in this example of a German family that hosted an "asylum seeker" there. Governments in the West are asking that their citizens become the Eloi for the Morlock "Newcomers."

What is most striking about the 2024 Marxism Conference in Melbourne, Australia that has been going on over the Easter weekend isn't the idiotic blather from the naïve Communist attendees that we've all heard before. Instead it is the photo of the audience itself revealing absolute fealty to virtue signaling COVID masking rules that most of the rest of the world has already ditched. The only reason for their demand for absolute obedience from the Commie audience is to demonstrate Commie control which reveals that was the whole purpose of the worldwide masking and mandate rules during COVID. So you can ignore the nonsense the Commies are spouting in this video and pay attention only to how they are ACTING, namely in complete unquestioning obedience to orders no matter how RIDICULOUS they may be such as wearing COVID masks in 2024.

Good Friday wasn't such a Good Friday for Nicole Wallace because that's when it suddenly dawned on her that President Trump keeps winning, winning, WINNING despite all the politically weaponized lawfare thrown at him. It was at that moment of realization that Nicole's frustrations boiled over into an epic meltdown. Oh, and her fellow MSNBC guests, including Michael Luttig whose Trump ballot denial scheme was UNANIMOUSLY laughed out of the Supreme Court, shared in her deep funereal TDS grief.

It's a miracle! In the Democrat primary race for Cook County State's Attorney the law and order candidate, Eileen O'Neil Burke, was leading her standard Democrat (meaning NOT law and order) opponent by over 10,000 votes in the March 19 primary election. And then the miracle happened! A few days after the election 10,000 uncounted ballots were found! And then, miracle of miracles, almost all of those ballots were cast for the leftist candidate opposed to law and order. And WHO counted those votes? Why a radical leftist defund the police communications director for the Chicago Board of Elections, Max Bever, who also counts the votes for some strange reason. And kudos to REAL reporter William J. Kelly who dares to go where most of the rest of local Chicago media fear to tread. If you want to keep on top of more of the "Leave It To Bever" election steal story, check in on his reports. BTW, the funniest thing about this whole story is how the local script reading talking heads Chicago media keeps pretending that it absolutely normal to "find" 10,000 ballots whose votes are almost entirely cast for one candidate.

Amid all the praises by Democrats for Joe Lieberman who just passed away, we should remember that liberals actually HATED him. Why? Among several reasons is that many liberals blamed Lieberman for causing Al Gore to lose the 2000 election as you can see in these scenes from the film "Recount" about the 2000 Florida recount which ultimately ALL subsequent recounts still showed Gore losing. Oh, and notice how Democrats back then insisted on verifying the validity of mail-in ballots? They also insisted on the use of paper over electronic ballots in the wake of that election. My how times have changed! p.s. And 20 years ago, questioning election results as "Recount" did was NOT considered a criminal activity.

Poor Karine Jean-Pierre. The White House Munchkin has trouble answering questions about Joe Biden that veer even slightly outside the carefully prepared script. Such was the case when the Radio WBT radio host Mark Garrison in North Carolina asked her about Joe Biden's more than obvious dementia. As a result, the flustered Munchkin soon hung up on the interview because she couldn't handle the relatively easy questions.

First they GLOATED. And then they cried. Oh, how they cried. And they are still crying over the appeals court in New York reducing Donald's Trump bond in DEMENTED Judge Engoron and CORRUPT DA Letitia James' case. Yes, the liberals were drooling over the strain the original bond would put upon Trump's finances right up until the bond was REDUCED from $454 million to $175 million which coincidentally happened at almost the same time Trump became billions of dollars richer due to his Truth Social soaring in price on its first day of NASDAQ trading. Was this all just a coincidence or is there an invisible force at play which we cannot even begin to comprehend that has an incredible sense of HUMOR?