The Violent Professional

When there is absolutely nothing left to cancel, you need to cancel absolutely EVERYTHING!!!

Bring the whole family down to the Human Zoo! Part good times, part insanity, mixed with a little bit of madness! We hope you enjoy your stay because once you're here... you'll never escape!

We are living in a time of prohibition on multiple levels, where even free speech has become a metaphorical speakeasy. Time to accept your Necksecution by a hangman's noose made with 100% death cheetah brain ropes!

Blessed be our beloved Mole People! While the Seven may have ended up as simple breeding bodies on the red planet, their tale lives on! Because the Seven are stronger than you know! On this episode, I talk about my trip to Arkansas, the next chapter of the OLP saga, and what the 1st Amendment doesn't protect.

Dogs that can surf, 1990s roller rinks, and media fear-mongering... Yeah this episode goes off the rails!

What's that smell you may ask? It's just 3 cheetahs inter-twined looking back at you.

Raccoon style isn't just a metaphor, sexual position, or way of life... It's now a podcast episode!

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16 animals faced off to discover who reigns supreme!

You heard it heard first! UFOs are the next false flag designed to initiate a global war against the tyrannical Chinee government! And if we are going to die from anything, it might as well be a fake alien invasion!!!

Have you ever felt an old person's neck flap in a dark closet? Yeah me neither! I was just asking for a friend...

I took a trip across America to find the promised land. Listen to the tale of my harrowing journey across this great country!

This episode is a 100% Grade-A choice cut of beef! Consume this episode and gain the power of the barnyard! You'll be glad you did!