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Get ready for a dynamic duo that's about to redefine movie reviewing. Paul and Samir's live stream of "The Equaliser" (2014) is on the horizon, and it's shaping up to be an event that's equally entertaining and baffling. Introducing Paul: a man whose love for alcohol and revenge-themed movies makes him a critical connoisseur with a thirst for justice – as long as it's served in a glass. Expect to be enthralled as he raises a toast to every street justice moment, savouring the gritty tale with the finesse of a sommelier dissecting a fine wine. Then we have Samir, the voice of peace in a world of cinematic chaos. A pacifist at heart, he's as likely to be appalled by a fight scene as he is to make a poorly-timed joke about it. Whether his humour lands or crashes spectacularly is part of the unpredictable charm that makes him an invaluable part of this dynamic duo.

In The Equalizer, Denzel Washington plays McCall, a man who believes he has put his mysterious past behind him and dedicated himself to beginning a new, quiet life. But when McCall meets Teri (Chloë Grace Moretz), a young girl under the control of ultra-violent Russian gangsters, he can't stand idly by -- he has to help her. Armed with hidden skills that allow him to serve vengeance against anyone who would brutalize the helpless, McCall comes out of his self-imposed retirement and finds his desire for justice reawakened. If someone has a problem, if the odds are stacked against them, if they have nowhere else to turn, McCall will help. He is The Equalizer.

Nick Carraway, a young Midwesterner now living on Long Island, finds himself fascinated by the mysterious past and lavish lifestyle of his neighbour, the nouveau riche Jay Gatsby. He is drawn into Gatsby's circle, becoming a witness to obsession and tragedy.

In the vast, unpredictable universe of YouTube livestreams, few stand out for their earnest charm and unapologetic ignorance as the sessions by Paul and Samir. This week, they're diving deep into the fantastical realms of 'The Green Knight', a 2021 cinematic experience they both have resolutely refused to watch. It's not every day you get a review from two individuals so fresh to the subject they have quite literally no idea what they're talking about. If you're expecting a linear or logical progression of thoughts, abandon hope now. These two bounce off each other like pinballs in an arcade. It's not uncommon for them to veer wildly off-topic, diving into discussions about their personal lives, misadventures, or even debating the sustainability of chainmail. Samir might even pause the banter to drop another groan-worthy joke, perhaps inquiring if the Green Knight gets a discount at the local gardening store. #TheGreenKnight #DevPatel #MedievalMysteries #SirGawainSaga #Eleventy8

An epic fantasy adventure based on the timeless Arthurian legend, The Green Knight tells the story of Sir Gawain (Dev Patel), King Arthur's reckless and headstrong nephew, who embarks on a daring quest to confront the eponymous Green Knight, a gigantic emerald-skinned stranger and tester of men. Gawain contends with ghosts, giants, thieves, and schemers in what becomes a deeper journey to define his character and prove his worth in the eyes of his family and kingdom by facing the ultimate challenger. From visionary filmmaker David Lowery comes a fresh and bold spin on a classic tale from the knights of the round table.

Prepare yourself for a cinematic exploration like no other, as Paul and Samir dive headfirst into the world of "Chaplin" (1992), a film that has left one host completely clueless and the other with vague memories shrouded in the mists of time. Now, as for their review of "Chaplin", what could be more appropriate for this iconic film than the tandem of Paul, the uninformed novice, and Samir, the forgetful veteran? Their perspectives on Robert Downey Jr.'s mesmerising portrayal of Charlie Chaplin promise to be as clear and focused as a Monet painting viewed through a foggy window. Together, Paul and Samir's exploration of "Chaplin" will be a rollercoaster of intoxication and corny humour, a blend of dull insights and not-so-sharp punchlines. It's a live stream for those who appreciate a barrel full of chickens. Their review might not make you see "Chaplin" in a new light, but it's sure to entertain, bemuse, and leave you questioning your taste in YouTube channels. Just remember, you've been warned, and the "like" and "subscribe" buttons are purely optional!

Join Paul and Samir for a night of cinematic debauchery as they dive into the gritty underworld of 'Legend' (2015). Watch as Samir, our unsuspecting film virgin, gets his first taste of the notorious Kray twins, while Paul, our seasoned crime film connoisseur, guides him through the labyrinth of London's criminal underbelly. Expect Paul to wax poetic about prison life and criminal psychology, all while nursing his favorite adult beverage. Will Samir be converted to the dark side of cinema? Will Paul's drink count exceed the number of on-screen felonies? Tune in to find out. It's going to be a night of lawless fun, insightful banter, and perhaps a few too many toasts to the Krays. Viewer discretion advised: may contain traces of sarcasm, wit, and Paul's questionable drink choices. Don't miss out on the most entertaining crime of the century!

Legend is a 2015 biographical crime thriller film written and directed by American director Brian Helgeland. It is adapted from John Pearson's book The Profession of Violence: The Rise and Fall of the Kray Twins, which deals with their career and the relationship that bound them together, and follows their gruesome career to life imprisonment in 1969. This is Helgeland's fifth feature film. Tom Hardy, Emily Browning, David Thewlis and Christopher Eccleston star with Colin Morgan, Chazz Palminteri, Paul Bettany, Tara Fitzgerald and Taron Egerton as well as the singer Duffy featured in supporting roles.

Paul and Samir are about to embark on the most riveting live stream event of the century! Brace yourselves as these two cinematic connoisseurs, armed with their sophisticated tastes and copious amounts of wit, take on the masterful masterpiece known as "Bronson" (2008). In one corner, we have Samir, the resident lover of all things film and refined. He's got that unwavering admiration for "Bronson," like a moth drawn to a flickering prison cell lightbulb. His appreciation for the movie transcends the mundane, and his praise for the raw performances and enthralling storytelling is as predictable as a sunrise in a locked-up world. And then there's Paul, the self-proclaimed aficionado of crime and incarceration narratives. He must have been the warden's favourite at movie school with his incessant insistence on films about criminals and prison life. But hey, who needs variety when you can revel in a sea of orange jumpsuits and steel bars? But let's not forget the real star of the show – Paul's trusty drinking companion. Yes, you heard that right! As Paul graces us with his thoughts on the film, he'll also be indulging in a little liquid courage, just to keep things lively. Because nothing screams "deep and insightful film critique" like a generous swig of fermented grape juice, am I right?

The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity. In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson', his superstar alter ego, took center stage.

We've got a treat for you. Paul and Samir, the dismal duo of film criticism, are about to embark on a forgettable live stream experience. Brace yourselves for their boring take on "The Pope's Exorcist" (2023) - a movie that Samir has been eagerly anticipating, while Paul, well, let's just say he's in it for the sheer novelty of something new. Two self-proclaimed connoisseurs of cinema, armed with their questionable taste and a few glasses of liquid courage, are ready to dissect the depths of this undoubtedly profound piece of art. Will it be a thrilling exorcism extravaganza? Or just another excuse for Paul to showcase his unparalleled talent for impersonating possessed demons? Only time will tell. Samir, bless his innocent soul, will be on a quest for profound symbolism, hidden metaphors, and the very essence of the human condition. Meanwhile, Paul's main concern will be ensuring his drink-to-speech ratio remains perfectly balanced throughout the live stream. Priorities, right?

Inspired by the actual files of Father Gabriele Amorth, Chief Exorcist of the Vatican (Academy Award®-winner Russell Crowe), The Pope’s Exorcist follows Amorth as he investigates a young boy’s terrifying possession and ends up uncovering a centuries-old conspiracy the Vatican has desperately tried to keep hidden.

Join Paul and Samir, two film watchers, as they tackle the iconic 'Leon The Professional' from 1994 in this low energy movie review! These two veterans try to bring their witty banter and tipsy insights to the table, making this a forgettable viewing experience. Surrounded by empty bottles, Paul and Samir's dedication to their craft is evident. Who needs water when there's booze? Prepare for candid opinions, hilarious tangents, and obscure references. Brace yourself for a review that's part self-flagellation, part critique, and 100% unfiltered nonsense! Luc Besson's action-packed masterpiece tells the heartwarming story of an unlikely friendship between a hitman and a young girl. But Paul and Samir won't get sentimental. Instead, expect tales of their own misadventures, taking the spotlight alongside intense performances and stylish direction. This isn't your ordinary review; it's a boring journey filled with awkward pauses and forgettable moments. So grab a drink, pull your pants up from around your ankles and buckle up for the attempted banter of Paul and Samir. #Leon #LeonTheProfessional #JeanReno #NataliePortman #GaryOldman #DannyAiello #Hitman #Mafia #Eleventy8

Alright, folks, buckle up and grab a drink, because it's time for Paul's tipsy tirade about 65 (2023), a movie that had all the potential to be great but ended up being as disappointing as a flat beer at a party. Get ready for some slurred words and a lot of sass as Paul reveals why this so-called creature feature fell flat on its face. Now, let's start with the premise, shall we? 65 (2023) had the audacity to promise us some thrilling monster action. We were led to believe that we would witness a battle of epic proportions between man and beast. But oh boy, did they miss the mark! Instead of a heart-pounding showdown, we got a snooze fest that made us wish we were watching paint dry. But wait, there's more! Let's talk about the effects, shall we? Now, Paul has to admit, they did manage to create some cool-looking monsters. Kudos to the CGI team for making these creatures visually appealing, if you can see them in the dark surroundings and sets! However, it seems like they spent all their energy on the visuals and completely forgot about the plot, the characters, and, well, the entire reason we go to the movies in the first place. Oh, the characters! Let's take a moment to appreciate the incredibly shallow and one-dimensional protagonists of 65 (2023). We have the fearless, yet brainless hero who seems to have a knack for surviving impossible situations. But hey, let's not forget the director. Oh, what a masterpiece of mediocrity! It takes a special kind of talent to turn an exciting concept into a tedious, yawn-inducing mess. Bravo, dear director, you have successfully managed to make Paul contemplate the meaning of life instead of being entertained. Now, let's wrap this up with a big, sarcastic bow. 65 (2023), you had the potential to be the king of creature features, but instead, you ended up being the court jester of disappointment. Your premise was enticing, curious and different, but your execution was as lacklustre as a watered-down cocktail. Thanks for the letdown, and for making Paul question his life choices. #65MovieDisappointment #CreatureFeatureFail #FlatBeerFlick #SnoozeFestCinema #CGICoolButStoryDrool #ShallowCharactersAlert #CringeWorthyDialogue #MediocrityMasterpiece #UnfulfilledPotential #RegretfulMovieChoice #WateredDownEntertainment #HangoverFrom65 #BitterTasteOf65 #ChooseQualityOver65 --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggl

Mathilda (Natalie Portman) is only 12 years old, but is already familiar with the dark side of life: her abusive father stores drugs for corrupt police officers, and her mother neglects her. Léon (Jean Reno), who lives down the hall, tends to his houseplants and works as a hired hitman for mobster Tony (Danny Aiello). When her family is murdered by crooked DEA agent Stansfield (Gary Oldman), Mathilda joins forces with a reluctant Léon to learn his deadly trade and avenge her family's deaths.

Paul and Samir dive into the abyss of "From Hell" (2001) during their boose-infused live review! Tune in and witness the magnificent spectacle of Paul sipping his way through each scene, providing commentary that becomes progressively less coherent. Samir, the king of dad jokes, will keep you chuckling amidst the chaos, delivering puns that even Jack the Ripper would be proud of. Will "From Hell" impress or depress? Expect Paul's drunken theories that may rival the complexity of the film's plot itself, while Samir tries to employ humour to distract from their inability to comprehend what's going on. Their review may be a whirlwind of alcohol-fueled misery, but one thing is certain—this live stream promises an unconventional adventure that will leave you wishing you'd done anything else. Cheers to "From Hell" and the questionable decisions Paul and Samir make in the name of film criticism! Who needs sober analysis when you can have drunken ramblings and cringe-worthy jokes? So grab a drink, settle in, and prepare for a riotous live review that will make you question if it's the movie or Paul and Samir who truly belong in the depths of "From Hell." Will they survive with their livers and dignity intact? #FromHellFilm #FromHell2001 #JackTheRipper #JohnnyDepp #HeatherGraham #IanHolm #RobbieColtrane #IanRichardson #VictorianHorror #Eleventy8

While Jack The Ripper ruled the streets of London, terror reigned. His crimes were unspeakable. His blood lust, unquenchable. His identity, unknown...until now! Johnny Depp and Heather Graham are riveting in this engrossing, stylish thriller directed by the Hughes Brothers.

Jack the Ripper is a 1988 two-part television film/miniseries portraying a fictionalized account of the hunt for Jack the Ripper, the unidentified serial killer responsible for the Whitechapel murders of 1888. The series coincided with the 100th anniversary of the murders.

Lights, camera, sarcasm! Brace yourselves, ladies and gentlemen, for a riveting tale of cinematic exploration as we dive headfirst into the wondrous world of Paul and Samir's live movie review. Yes, grab your popcorn, fasten your seatbelts, and prepare for an hour-long extravaganza that promises to be anything but mundane. Our dynamic duo, Paul and Samir, are on a mission to dissect and deconstruct the latest cinematic masterpiece, "The Old Way" (2023), with the finesse of a sledgehammer and the eloquence of a bull in a china shop. It's an experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality and wondering if their style is an avant-garde form of entertainment or simply a glorious accident waiting to happen. Paul, our resident wild card, is renowned for his bombastic nature. A few sips of liquid courage and he's ready to unleash a verbal onslaught of expletives and hyperbole that would make even the most seasoned sailor blush. Who needs eloquence and subtlety when you can have an unhinged rampage of profanity? Be prepared for an onslaught of adjectives that range from "mind-blowing" to "mind-numbing," with the occasional sprinkle of creativity thrown in for good measure. On the other end of the spectrum, we have Samir, the yin to Paul's yang. Reserved and monotone, he's the voice of reason amidst the tempestuous storm that is Paul's commentary. While Paul rattles off a symphony of F-bombs, Samir counterbalances with a stoic nod and a poker face that could rival a statue. If you're searching for excitement and charisma, well, you may want to recalibrate your expectations. Now, let's dive into "The Old Way" itself. Brace yourself for a cinematic adventure that defies the boundaries of time and space, leaving you questioning not only the plot but also your very existence. A gripping tale of unrequited love, interdimensional travel, and existential dread, "The Old Way" takes you on a rollercoaster ride that leaves your mind battered, bruised, and begging for mercy. Or perhaps it's just begging for some coherence. As Paul and Samir embark on this odyssey of critique, you can expect a series of snide remarks, witty banter, and enough sarcasm to make Oscar Wilde blush. Nothing is sacred, from the lacklustre character development to the questionable plot twists. Prepare yourself for a barrage of one-liners and zingers that would make a stand-up comedian weep tears of envy. Throughout the review, Paul, in his inebriated state, will provide a live demonstration of the art of multitasking. While dissecting the movie, he'll expertly navigate the fine line between coherent analysis and slurred speech, making it a truly unique experience. Watch in awe as he spills his drink, barely misses the microphone, and manages to maintain a level of intoxication that rivals a university frat party. It's a talent that truly deserves recognition. Meanwhile, Samir will maintain his signature style, calmly delivering his observations with all the enthusiasm of a sloth on sedatives. His monotone voice and deadpan delivery will leave you questioning whether he's genuinely critiquing the film or simply reading the dictionary definition of "boredom" on loop. But fear not, for every word he utters, no matter how uninspired, will be met with a flurry of counterarguments and sarcasm from Paul. So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, a tantalizing glimpse into the chaotic world of Paul and Samir's movie review. From Paul's bombastic bravado to Samir's stoic demeanour, " --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggl

Academy Award® winner* Nicolas Cage stars in his first-ever Western as Colton Briggs, a cold-blooded gunslinger turned respectable family man. When an outlaw and his gang put Colton and his family in peril, Colton is forced to take up arms with an unlikely partner — his 12-year-old daughter (Ryan Kiera Armstrong) — in this action-filled film that builds toward its fateful showdown with pulse-pounding suspense.

After a catastrophic crash on an unknown planet, pilot Mills (Adam Driver) quickly discovers he’s actually stranded on Earth…65 million years ago. Now, with only one chance at rescue, Mills and the only other survivor, Koa (Ariana Greenblatt), must make their way across an unknown terrain riddled with dangerous prehistoric creatures in an epic fight to survive. From the writers of A Quiet Place and producer Sam Raimi comes 65, a sci-fi thriller starring Adam Driver, Ariana Greenblatt, and Chloe Coleman. Written, directed, and produced by Scott Beck & Bryan Woods - the film is also produced by Sam Raimi, Deborah Liebling and Zainab Azizi.

Stalingrad is a 1993 German anti-war film directed by Joseph Vilsmaier. It follows a platoon of German Army soldiers transferred to the Eastern Front of World War II, where they find themselves fighting in the Battle of Stalingrad.

Step into the world of Stalingrad (1993), a film that will transport you to the heart of one of the most intense and devastating battles in human history. Brace yourself for an epic journey filled with explosive action, heart-wrenching drama, and... well, some interesting directorial choices. In this cinematic gem, director Joseph Vilsmaier takes us back to the hellish battleground of Stalingrad during World War II. But be warned, this isn't your typical war film. Instead of focusing solely on the grim realities of war, Vilsmaier takes a more... shall we say, artistic approach. And let's not forget about the characters! Stalingrad introduces us to a diverse group of soldiers, each with their own quirks and personality traits. Whether it's the stoic leader, the witty sidekick, or the hopeless romantic, you'll find yourself cheering for them... or chuckling at their sometimes questionable decision-making skills. The film's dialogue is a delightful mix of poetic monologues and profound philosophical ponderings. You'll be treated to lines that will make you question the very nature of existence, all while bombs are exploding in the background. Who needs realism when you can have deep conversations in the midst of chaos? Stalingrad (1993) is a film that will leave you pondering the deeper meanings of war, life, and the human condition. Or it might leave you scratching your head, wondering what just happened. Either way, it's an experience you won't soon forget. #StalingradMovie #ArtisticApproach #CinematicGem #IntenseBattles #CharacterQuirks #PhilosophicalDialogues #EmotionalSoundtrack #HistoricalLiberties #DeeperMeanings #UnconventionalCinema #QuestioningReality #WarDrama #MemorableExperience #eleventy8 --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggl

Welcome, fellow cinephiles, to the twisted world of "Filth" (2013). Prepare yourselves for a mind-bending rollercoaster of emotions, a film that will leave you questioning your sanity and possibly your life choices. In this scathingly dark comedy, Paul and Samir delve into the depths of depravity, armed with their wit and sarcasm, to dissect this cinematic gem for your pleasure. So buckle up, folks, and let's take a wild ride through the seedy underbelly of Edinburgh! 👀 Paul has seen the film already and he loved it. He thinks it's a brilliant satire of the human condition, with a twisted sense of humour and a stellar performance by McAvoy. He also likes the soundtrack, which features songs by David Bowie, Iggy Pop, and The Clash. 🎵 🙈 Samir has never seen the film before and he’s not sure what to expect. He’s heard that it’s very disturbing, violent, and vulgar. He’s also not a fan of Scottish accents, which he finds hard to understand. He hopes that there will be subtitles. 🤞 🎥 We’re going to watch the film together and then share our thoughts with you live on YouTube. Will we agree or disagree? Will we laugh or cry? Will we be shocked or bored? Tune in and find out! 😎 🎬 The Plot: Picture this: Detective Sergeant Bruce Robertson (played by the ever-capable James McAvoy), a charmingly repugnant, morally bankrupt protagonist, navigates a twisted world of corruption, drugs, and depravity. Set against the backdrop of a murder investigation, Bruce stops at nothing to sabotage his colleagues, all while battling his own inner demons. Prepare for a narrative that unravels like a tangled ball of yarn, leading you down dark alleys and morally ambiguous paths. It's a journey you won't soon forget! 💀 The Unsettling Characters: Let's take a moment to appreciate the delightfully twisted ensemble that populates "Filth." From the enigmatic Bladesey (played by Eddie Marsan), a co-worker harbouring a secret, to the seductive yet sinister Carole (played by Shirley Henderson), each character adds a unique layer to this sordid tale. These individuals are like toxic spices, enhancing the already heady concoction of deviance and debauchery. 🎭 A Dark Carnival of Themes: "Filth" peels back the layers of societal facade, exposing the ugliness that lurks within us all. It explores themes of corruption, addiction, mental health, and the relentless pursuit of power, leaving us to question our own moral compass. This film doesn't hold back in its exploration of the darkest corners of the human psyche, revealing that sometimes the line between good and evil is blurred beyond recognition. --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggl