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Get ready for the ultimate clash of eras as Paul and Samir dive into the glittering world of 'Elvis 2022.' Witness Samir, a man so lost in the 50s and 60s that he thinks Elvis is the Second Coming, try to convince Paul—a man who believes the King's crown is made of nothing but overrated sequins—that this movie is worth its weight in gold lamé. Will Paul find a newfound appreciation for blue suede shoes, or will Samir finally admit that maybe, just maybe, Elvis isn't the center of the musical universe? Tune in to find out, and experience a live stream so electrifying, it could bring Elvis back from Graceland!

Prepare yourselves for a cinematic journey to the stars—or maybe just a mining colony on Jupiter's moon. That's right, folks, Paul and Samir are diving into the 1981 classic, 'Outland,' starring none other than the legendary Sean Connery. Paul's here for the Sci-Fi, ready to drop F-bombs like they're going out of style. Will 'Outland' be the space opera of his dreams or just another asteroid in the vast emptiness of the genre? Meanwhile, Samir is here for, well, Sean Connery. Will his love for the Scottish icon be enough to overlook his general 'meh' feelings about Sci-Fi? Or will he find hidden depths in a movie set in the shallowness of space? Buckle up for a review that promises to be as explosive as a decompression chamber in zero gravity. Will 'Outland' be a hidden gem or a space dud? Tune in to find out, and may the snark be with you.

Get ready for a piss-poor nostalgic ride as Paul and Samir, both stuck in their 40s but dreaming of the swinging '60s, take on "The Ipress File" in what promises to be the quirkiest live stream review ever. Paul's got his trusty drink by his side, because, you know, nothing says movie critique like a good old tipple. Meanwhile, Samir's humour is so avant-garde, you'll be questioning reality itself. Picture this: Paul reminiscing about a film he barely remembers while Samir praises it like it's the cinematic equivalent of a time machine. Tune in to Eleventy8, where they'll blend their modern sensibilities with a heavy dose of irony, all while secretly wishing they were sipping cocktails in the '60s. It's a review that's part comedy, part time-travel fantasy, and 100% entertaining.

Join Paul and Samir... again, for their ponderings on Ridley Scott's American Gangster (2007). Ridley Scott is one of the most acclaimed directors of our time. He's made some of the most iconic films of the past few decades, including Blade Runner, Alien, and Gladiator. But he's also made some flops, like Prometheus and Exodus: Gods and Kings. So which Ridley Scott are we getting with American Gangster? The intelligent and visionary director who crafts complex and morally ambiguous characters? Or the hack who makes glossy but soulless blockbusters? Join us to find out.

This week, we have a guest! Join Paul, Samir, and Henry of The Bond Geek for a live stream of their thoughts on the 1996 film Mission: Impossible! Paul seems to remember liking the film, but that could be because he was receiving fellatio in the darkest corner of the cinema while watching it. Samir doesn't like Tom Cruise movies, for reasons not clearly explained. It's safe to assume that he'll hate it, but perhaps we'll be able to nail down his dislike of Cruise. Henry suggested it... So we assume he likes it, but you never know. Sometimes having a rant is cathartic. We will rely on Henry to provide the youthful energy, especially since we'll be streaming at the later time of 9 pm 🙄

Ah, the stars have aligned for a cinematic event of the season—a live stream featuring Paul and Samir dissecting the nuances of the 1992 classic "Bad Lieutenant." Trust us; you should probably skip this one. Why? Let's dig in, shall we? First off, Paul. Ah, Paul, the man who enjoys films about corrupt police so much, he probably dreams in noir. The "Bad Lieutenant" experience will likely transcend mere viewing for him; it'll be a spiritual journey. Watching him delve into the heart of corruption in the film will be like watching a sommelier swirl a glass of fine Cabernet—except Paul will probably be swirling a glass of whisky, vodka, or whatever else will get him comfortably numb. He'll navigate us through the twisted lanes of the police force, and you'll feel his soul sing, assuming you can hear it over his tipsy commentary. And then, we have Samir, who's currently on a fitness drive and living as cleanly as a detoxed liver. In all likelihood, Samir will be guzzling down a green smoothie instead of beer, because nothing pairs better with corruption and crime than kale and chia seeds. His healthy living won't stop him from making jokes, although calling them 'jokes' may be a bit generous. Will they make sense in the context of "Bad Lieutenant"? No. Will they make sense in any context? Probably not. But will they provide a confusing yet oddly delightful contrast to Paul's semi-inebriated analysis? Absolutely.

Roll out the red carpet and tighten your bow ties, ladies and gentlemen, because Paul and Samir are about to make cinematic history. Okay, not really, but they are planning to live stream their review of "The Great Gatsby," the 2013 version that may or may not be better than the 1974 film—which Paul has declared as the equivalent of stepping on a cold cat turd, in the dark, whilst having your home robbed. Are you ready for the most anticipated evening of your week? A two-hour breakdown of a two-hour movie, complete with side rants and inside jokes that only Samir understands. But hey, that's what you signed up for, right? Intellectual commentary with just a hint of "Wait, what did he just say?". Now, if you'll excuse us, we need to go prepare our livers and our funny bones for what promises to be an evening of cinematic discussion that will be unforgettable—for better or worse. Cheers!

Get ready for a dynamic duo that's about to redefine movie reviewing. Paul and Samir's live stream of "The Equaliser" (2014) is on the horizon, and it's shaping up to be an event that's equally entertaining and baffling. Introducing Paul: a man whose love for alcohol and revenge-themed movies makes him a critical connoisseur with a thirst for justice – as long as it's served in a glass. Expect to be enthralled as he raises a toast to every street justice moment, savouring the gritty tale with the finesse of a sommelier dissecting a fine wine. Then we have Samir, the voice of peace in a world of cinematic chaos. A pacifist at heart, he's as likely to be appalled by a fight scene as he is to make a poorly-timed joke about it. Whether his humour lands or crashes spectacularly is part of the unpredictable charm that makes him an invaluable part of this dynamic duo.

In the vast, unpredictable universe of YouTube livestreams, few stand out for their earnest charm and unapologetic ignorance as the sessions by Paul and Samir. This week, they're diving deep into the fantastical realms of 'The Green Knight', a 2021 cinematic experience they both have resolutely refused to watch. It's not every day you get a review from two individuals so fresh to the subject they have quite literally no idea what they're talking about. If you're expecting a linear or logical progression of thoughts, abandon hope now. These two bounce off each other like pinballs in an arcade. It's not uncommon for them to veer wildly off-topic, diving into discussions about their personal lives, misadventures, or even debating the sustainability of chainmail. Samir might even pause the banter to drop another groan-worthy joke, perhaps inquiring if the Green Knight gets a discount at the local gardening store. #TheGreenKnight #DevPatel #MedievalMysteries #SirGawainSaga #Eleventy8

Prepare yourself for a cinematic exploration like no other, as Paul and Samir dive headfirst into the world of "Chaplin" (1992), a film that has left one host completely clueless and the other with vague memories shrouded in the mists of time. Now, as for their review of "Chaplin", what could be more appropriate for this iconic film than the tandem of Paul, the uninformed novice, and Samir, the forgetful veteran? Their perspectives on Robert Downey Jr.'s mesmerising portrayal of Charlie Chaplin promise to be as clear and focused as a Monet painting viewed through a foggy window. Together, Paul and Samir's exploration of "Chaplin" will be a rollercoaster of intoxication and corny humour, a blend of dull insights and not-so-sharp punchlines. It's a live stream for those who appreciate a barrel full of chickens. Their review might not make you see "Chaplin" in a new light, but it's sure to entertain, bemuse, and leave you questioning your taste in YouTube channels. Just remember, you've been warned, and the "like" and "subscribe" buttons are purely optional!

Join Paul and Samir for a night of cinematic debauchery as they dive into the gritty underworld of 'Legend' (2015). Watch as Samir, our unsuspecting film virgin, gets his first taste of the notorious Kray twins, while Paul, our seasoned crime film connoisseur, guides him through the labyrinth of London's criminal underbelly. Expect Paul to wax poetic about prison life and criminal psychology, all while nursing his favorite adult beverage. Will Samir be converted to the dark side of cinema? Will Paul's drink count exceed the number of on-screen felonies? Tune in to find out. It's going to be a night of lawless fun, insightful banter, and perhaps a few too many toasts to the Krays. Viewer discretion advised: may contain traces of sarcasm, wit, and Paul's questionable drink choices. Don't miss out on the most entertaining crime of the century!

Paul and Samir are about to embark on the most riveting live stream event of the century! Brace yourselves as these two cinematic connoisseurs, armed with their sophisticated tastes and copious amounts of wit, take on the masterful masterpiece known as "Bronson" (2008). In one corner, we have Samir, the resident lover of all things film and refined. He's got that unwavering admiration for "Bronson," like a moth drawn to a flickering prison cell lightbulb. His appreciation for the movie transcends the mundane, and his praise for the raw performances and enthralling storytelling is as predictable as a sunrise in a locked-up world. And then there's Paul, the self-proclaimed aficionado of crime and incarceration narratives. He must have been the warden's favourite at movie school with his incessant insistence on films about criminals and prison life. But hey, who needs variety when you can revel in a sea of orange jumpsuits and steel bars? But let's not forget the real star of the show – Paul's trusty drinking companion. Yes, you heard that right! As Paul graces us with his thoughts on the film, he'll also be indulging in a little liquid courage, just to keep things lively. Because nothing screams "deep and insightful film critique" like a generous swig of fermented grape juice, am I right?

We've got a treat for you. Paul and Samir, the dismal duo of film criticism, are about to embark on a forgettable live stream experience. Brace yourselves for their boring take on "The Pope's Exorcist" (2023) - a movie that Samir has been eagerly anticipating, while Paul, well, let's just say he's in it for the sheer novelty of something new. Two self-proclaimed connoisseurs of cinema, armed with their questionable taste and a few glasses of liquid courage, are ready to dissect the depths of this undoubtedly profound piece of art. Will it be a thrilling exorcism extravaganza? Or just another excuse for Paul to showcase his unparalleled talent for impersonating possessed demons? Only time will tell. Samir, bless his innocent soul, will be on a quest for profound symbolism, hidden metaphors, and the very essence of the human condition. Meanwhile, Paul's main concern will be ensuring his drink-to-speech ratio remains perfectly balanced throughout the live stream. Priorities, right?

Join Paul and Samir, two film watchers, as they tackle the iconic 'Leon The Professional' from 1994 in this low energy movie review! These two veterans try to bring their witty banter and tipsy insights to the table, making this a forgettable viewing experience. Surrounded by empty bottles, Paul and Samir's dedication to their craft is evident. Who needs water when there's booze? Prepare for candid opinions, hilarious tangents, and obscure references. Brace yourself for a review that's part self-flagellation, part critique, and 100% unfiltered nonsense! Luc Besson's action-packed masterpiece tells the heartwarming story of an unlikely friendship between a hitman and a young girl. But Paul and Samir won't get sentimental. Instead, expect tales of their own misadventures, taking the spotlight alongside intense performances and stylish direction. This isn't your ordinary review; it's a boring journey filled with awkward pauses and forgettable moments. So grab a drink, pull your pants up from around your ankles and buckle up for the attempted banter of Paul and Samir. #Leon #LeonTheProfessional #JeanReno #NataliePortman #GaryOldman #DannyAiello #Hitman #Mafia #Eleventy8

Alright, folks, buckle up and grab a drink, because it's time for Paul's tipsy tirade about 65 (2023), a movie that had all the potential to be great but ended up being as disappointing as a flat beer at a party. Get ready for some slurred words and a lot of sass as Paul reveals why this so-called creature feature fell flat on its face. Now, let's start with the premise, shall we? 65 (2023) had the audacity to promise us some thrilling monster action. We were led to believe that we would witness a battle of epic proportions between man and beast. But oh boy, did they miss the mark! Instead of a heart-pounding showdown, we got a snooze fest that made us wish we were watching paint dry. But wait, there's more! Let's talk about the effects, shall we? Now, Paul has to admit, they did manage to create some cool-looking monsters. Kudos to the CGI team for making these creatures visually appealing, if you can see them in the dark surroundings and sets! However, it seems like they spent all their energy on the visuals and completely forgot about the plot, the characters, and, well, the entire reason we go to the movies in the first place. Oh, the characters! Let's take a moment to appreciate the incredibly shallow and one-dimensional protagonists of 65 (2023). We have the fearless, yet brainless hero who seems to have a knack for surviving impossible situations. But hey, let's not forget the director. Oh, what a masterpiece of mediocrity! It takes a special kind of talent to turn an exciting concept into a tedious, yawn-inducing mess. Bravo, dear director, you have successfully managed to make Paul contemplate the meaning of life instead of being entertained. Now, let's wrap this up with a big, sarcastic bow. 65 (2023), you had the potential to be the king of creature features, but instead, you ended up being the court jester of disappointment. Your premise was enticing, curious and different, but your execution was as lacklustre as a watered-down cocktail. Thanks for the letdown, and for making Paul question his life choices. #65MovieDisappointment #CreatureFeatureFail #FlatBeerFlick #SnoozeFestCinema #CGICoolButStoryDrool #ShallowCharactersAlert #CringeWorthyDialogue #MediocrityMasterpiece #UnfulfilledPotential #RegretfulMovieChoice #WateredDownEntertainment #HangoverFrom65 #BitterTasteOf65 #ChooseQualityOver65 --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggl

Paul and Samir dive into the abyss of "From Hell" (2001) during their boose-infused live review! Tune in and witness the magnificent spectacle of Paul sipping his way through each scene, providing commentary that becomes progressively less coherent. Samir, the king of dad jokes, will keep you chuckling amidst the chaos, delivering puns that even Jack the Ripper would be proud of. Will "From Hell" impress or depress? Expect Paul's drunken theories that may rival the complexity of the film's plot itself, while Samir tries to employ humour to distract from their inability to comprehend what's going on. Their review may be a whirlwind of alcohol-fueled misery, but one thing is certain—this live stream promises an unconventional adventure that will leave you wishing you'd done anything else. Cheers to "From Hell" and the questionable decisions Paul and Samir make in the name of film criticism! Who needs sober analysis when you can have drunken ramblings and cringe-worthy jokes? So grab a drink, settle in, and prepare for a riotous live review that will make you question if it's the movie or Paul and Samir who truly belong in the depths of "From Hell." Will they survive with their livers and dignity intact? #FromHellFilm #FromHell2001 #JackTheRipper #JohnnyDepp #HeatherGraham #IanHolm #RobbieColtrane #IanRichardson #VictorianHorror #Eleventy8

Lights, camera, sarcasm! Brace yourselves, ladies and gentlemen, for a riveting tale of cinematic exploration as we dive headfirst into the wondrous world of Paul and Samir's live movie review. Yes, grab your popcorn, fasten your seatbelts, and prepare for an hour-long extravaganza that promises to be anything but mundane. Our dynamic duo, Paul and Samir, are on a mission to dissect and deconstruct the latest cinematic masterpiece, "The Old Way" (2023), with the finesse of a sledgehammer and the eloquence of a bull in a china shop. It's an experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality and wondering if their style is an avant-garde form of entertainment or simply a glorious accident waiting to happen. Paul, our resident wild card, is renowned for his bombastic nature. A few sips of liquid courage and he's ready to unleash a verbal onslaught of expletives and hyperbole that would make even the most seasoned sailor blush. Who needs eloquence and subtlety when you can have an unhinged rampage of profanity? Be prepared for an onslaught of adjectives that range from "mind-blowing" to "mind-numbing," with the occasional sprinkle of creativity thrown in for good measure. On the other end of the spectrum, we have Samir, the yin to Paul's yang. Reserved and monotone, he's the voice of reason amidst the tempestuous storm that is Paul's commentary. While Paul rattles off a symphony of F-bombs, Samir counterbalances with a stoic nod and a poker face that could rival a statue. If you're searching for excitement and charisma, well, you may want to recalibrate your expectations. Now, let's dive into "The Old Way" itself. Brace yourself for a cinematic adventure that defies the boundaries of time and space, leaving you questioning not only the plot but also your very existence. A gripping tale of unrequited love, interdimensional travel, and existential dread, "The Old Way" takes you on a rollercoaster ride that leaves your mind battered, bruised, and begging for mercy. Or perhaps it's just begging for some coherence. As Paul and Samir embark on this odyssey of critique, you can expect a series of snide remarks, witty banter, and enough sarcasm to make Oscar Wilde blush. Nothing is sacred, from the lacklustre character development to the questionable plot twists. Prepare yourself for a barrage of one-liners and zingers that would make a stand-up comedian weep tears of envy. Throughout the review, Paul, in his inebriated state, will provide a live demonstration of the art of multitasking. While dissecting the movie, he'll expertly navigate the fine line between coherent analysis and slurred speech, making it a truly unique experience. Watch in awe as he spills his drink, barely misses the microphone, and manages to maintain a level of intoxication that rivals a university frat party. It's a talent that truly deserves recognition. Meanwhile, Samir will maintain his signature style, calmly delivering his observations with all the enthusiasm of a sloth on sedatives. His monotone voice and deadpan delivery will leave you questioning whether he's genuinely critiquing the film or simply reading the dictionary definition of "boredom" on loop. But fear not, for every word he utters, no matter how uninspired, will be met with a flurry of counterarguments and sarcasm from Paul. So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, a tantalizing glimpse into the chaotic world of Paul and Samir's movie review. From Paul's bombastic bravado to Samir's stoic demeanour, " --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggl

Step into the world of Stalingrad (1993), a film that will transport you to the heart of one of the most intense and devastating battles in human history. Brace yourself for an epic journey filled with explosive action, heart-wrenching drama, and... well, some interesting directorial choices. In this cinematic gem, director Joseph Vilsmaier takes us back to the hellish battleground of Stalingrad during World War II. But be warned, this isn't your typical war film. Instead of focusing solely on the grim realities of war, Vilsmaier takes a more... shall we say, artistic approach. And let's not forget about the characters! Stalingrad introduces us to a diverse group of soldiers, each with their own quirks and personality traits. Whether it's the stoic leader, the witty sidekick, or the hopeless romantic, you'll find yourself cheering for them... or chuckling at their sometimes questionable decision-making skills. The film's dialogue is a delightful mix of poetic monologues and profound philosophical ponderings. You'll be treated to lines that will make you question the very nature of existence, all while bombs are exploding in the background. Who needs realism when you can have deep conversations in the midst of chaos? Stalingrad (1993) is a film that will leave you pondering the deeper meanings of war, life, and the human condition. Or it might leave you scratching your head, wondering what just happened. Either way, it's an experience you won't soon forget. #StalingradMovie #ArtisticApproach #CinematicGem #IntenseBattles #CharacterQuirks #PhilosophicalDialogues #EmotionalSoundtrack #HistoricalLiberties #DeeperMeanings #UnconventionalCinema #QuestioningReality #WarDrama #MemorableExperience #eleventy8 --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggl

Welcome, fellow cinephiles, to the twisted world of "Filth" (2013). Prepare yourselves for a mind-bending rollercoaster of emotions, a film that will leave you questioning your sanity and possibly your life choices. In this scathingly dark comedy, Paul and Samir delve into the depths of depravity, armed with their wit and sarcasm, to dissect this cinematic gem for your pleasure. So buckle up, folks, and let's take a wild ride through the seedy underbelly of Edinburgh! 👀 Paul has seen the film already and he loved it. He thinks it's a brilliant satire of the human condition, with a twisted sense of humour and a stellar performance by McAvoy. He also likes the soundtrack, which features songs by David Bowie, Iggy Pop, and The Clash. 🎵 🙈 Samir has never seen the film before and he’s not sure what to expect. He’s heard that it’s very disturbing, violent, and vulgar. He’s also not a fan of Scottish accents, which he finds hard to understand. He hopes that there will be subtitles. 🤞 🎥 We’re going to watch the film together and then share our thoughts with you live on YouTube. Will we agree or disagree? Will we laugh or cry? Will we be shocked or bored? Tune in and find out! 😎 🎬 The Plot: Picture this: Detective Sergeant Bruce Robertson (played by the ever-capable James McAvoy), a charmingly repugnant, morally bankrupt protagonist, navigates a twisted world of corruption, drugs, and depravity. Set against the backdrop of a murder investigation, Bruce stops at nothing to sabotage his colleagues, all while battling his own inner demons. Prepare for a narrative that unravels like a tangled ball of yarn, leading you down dark alleys and morally ambiguous paths. It's a journey you won't soon forget! 💀 The Unsettling Characters: Let's take a moment to appreciate the delightfully twisted ensemble that populates "Filth." From the enigmatic Bladesey (played by Eddie Marsan), a co-worker harbouring a secret, to the seductive yet sinister Carole (played by Shirley Henderson), each character adds a unique layer to this sordid tale. These individuals are like toxic spices, enhancing the already heady concoction of deviance and debauchery. 🎭 A Dark Carnival of Themes: "Filth" peels back the layers of societal facade, exposing the ugliness that lurks within us all. It explores themes of corruption, addiction, mental health, and the relentless pursuit of power, leaving us to question our own moral compass. This film doesn't hold back in its exploration of the darkest corners of the human psyche, revealing that sometimes the line between good and evil is blurred beyond recognition. --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggl

Do you love spy movies? Do you love watching people suffer? 😈 If you answered yes to both questions, then you will love this live stream movie review, where Paul and Samir will watch Triple Cross (1966), a spy movie that is apparently so bad, it’s good. 😂 Triple Cross (1966) is based on the true story of Eddie Chapman, a British criminal who became a double agent for the Nazis and the British during World War II. Sounds exciting, right? Wrong. 😒 Reportedly, this movie is a mess of clichés, plot holes, and bad acting. It’s so bad, it’s hilarious. 🤣 Paul has never seen this movie before, but both Paul and Samir are willing to sacrifice their time and sanity for your amusement. They will watch this movie and comment on everything that is wrong with it. And trust us, there is a lot. 😅 Paul likes to drink alcohol on stream, so he will probably get drunk and make fun of everything and everyone in this movie. 🍾 Samir is usually quite reserved, but he might lose it when his nostalgic, rose-tinted view of this film is shattered! 🤬 You don’t want to miss this epic live stream, where Paul and Samir will comment on Triple Cross (1966) and make observations like no one before them. 😎 You might hate this movie, you might love this movie, but you will definitely hate watching Paul & Samir talk about it. 😍 #TripleCross #EddieChapman #DoubleAgent #SpyMovie #MorseCodeXXX #TerenceYoung #ChristopherPlummer #RomySchneider #YulBrynner #WWII #Eleventy8 --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggls

Oh, joy! Grab your parkas and your sense of adventure, because we're about to embark on a thrilling journey with Paul and Samir as we review the 2018 survival drama, "Arctic." Directed by Joe Penna and starring the ever-stoic Mads Mikkelsen, this film is perfect for those who adore watching human suffering in the frozen tundra. Spoiler alert: we haven't seen it before, but we're pretty sure the cold never bothered us anyway. For those of you who've been living under a rock, or perhaps trapped in a barren wasteland, "Arctic" follows the struggles of a man named Overgård (Mikkelsen) who's stranded in the Arctic after his plane crashes. Talk about a lovely vacation spot! The film is essentially one long, frostbitten journey through the bleak and unforgiving terrain, offering stunning visuals that'll make you appreciate that thermostat you're constantly complaining about. This film has it all: freezing temperatures, frostbite, polar bears, and a never-ending supply of desperation. It's like Bear Grylls' wildest fantasy come true. The film's dedication to realism ensures that the audience is painfully aware of the challenges Overgård faces as he battles the elements and his own dwindling supplies. The lengths he goes to in order to survive are both admirable and, at times, horrifying. Who knew that hunger and desperation could make for such an entertaining evening? As we brace ourselves for the ice-cold experience that is "Arctic," we invite you to join us on our live YouTube review session. We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll question our life choices, and we might just walk away with a newfound appreciation for indoor heating. So, grab your blankets, your hot cocoa, and your wittiest remarks, and let's explore the frosty world of "Arctic" together. #Arctic #ArcticMovie #Arctic2018 #MadsMikkelsen #SurvivalDrama #StrandedInTheArctic #HumanResilience #Eleventy8 --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggls

In the annals of cinematic history, few films have dared to be as rivetingly monotonous as "The Night of the Generals." This epic saga, as seen through the eyes of our esteemed viewer, Samir, is a thrilling concoction of uniformed men, shadowy rooms, and conversations so mind-numbingly dull, even the most seasoned film aficionado will struggle to stay awake. Paul should prepare himself to embark on a journey that could only be described as the lovechild of a military strategy session and a second-rate Agatha Christie novel. You'll be treated to a cast of characters so one-dimensional, they'd give a cardboard cutout a run for its money. The Generals, in all their stoic glory, spend their night locked in a power struggle that'll have you begging for a commercial break. But wait, there's more! "The Night of the Generals" is a true masterclass in outdated gender roles and stereotypes, as the film's women are relegated to the sidelines, serving only as plot devices. Grab your popcorn and brace yourself for a hefty dose of 20th-century chauvinism. So, Paul and Samir, prepare to embark on this cinematic adventure, which can best be described as a visual lullaby. A film so utterly uneventful, it'll leave you questioning the very nature of time and your place within it. If you ever thought watching paint dry was a dull affair, "The Night of the Generals" is here to prove you wrong. #NightOfTheGenerals #GeneralYawnfest #MilitaryMonotony #SnorefestSupreme #PassTheCaffeine #TheNightThatNeverEnds #GeneralsGoneDull #BoredomBattles #CinematicSnooze #WhereAreTheWomen #WakeMeWhenItsOver #OutOfUniformExcitement #TimeWarpOfTedium #PowerStrugglePowerNap --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qkj3j5mh0cn85y9nmg9wmq6thddgz436ndj2058wcp86lhd5ytu3qax243a

When it comes to iconic science fiction films, few can rival the influence and depth of Ridley Scott's 1982 classic, Blade Runner. Based on Philip K. Dick's novel "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?," the film boasts a compelling blend of neo-noir aesthetics, provocative themes, and a memorable cyberpunk setting. As long-time fans of the genre, Paul and Samir decided to re-watch Blade Runner and share their insights on the film's enduring legacy. Blade Runner is a science fiction film directed by Ridley Scott and starring Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, and Sean Young. The film is set in a dystopian future Los Angeles in 2019 where genetically engineered replicants are used for dangerous work off-world. The replicants are illegal on Earth and are hunted down by special police operatives called “Blade Runners”. The story follows Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford), a retired Blade Runner who is brought back to duty to hunt down four replicants who have escaped from an off-world colony and returned to Earth. The film has been praised for its stunning visuals, its portrayal of a dystopian future, and its exploration of themes such as what it means to be human. It has also been criticized for its slow pace and lack of character development. #BladeRunner #RidleyScott #Replicants #NeoNoir #Cyberpunk #HarrisonFord #RickDeckard #RoyBatty #TearsInRain #DystopianFuture #ArtificialIntelligence #SciFiClassic #DoAndroidsDreamOfElectricSheep #PhilipKDick #Eleventy8 --- Find us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3TMUS1E Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3z9ZxTr Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3TOGUw9 Watch on Rumble: https://bit.ly/3D3LzDt Watch on Odysee: https://bit.ly/3DkQGzF Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3CsUeAz Listen on Google Podcasts: https://bit.ly/3E7Fg49 Listen & Watch on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3SMOuH6 Buy Merch: https://bit.ly/3NQZ1je Donate on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3VVQDT9 Donate on SubscribeStar: http://bit.ly/3yG4QJy Donate Bitcoin: bc1qqx6rcxuu8f0mrgx8mn7a7yp8sh507sqf7unjm2p5cdzhcfvrdauqa0zggls