Bill Whittle: Conservative Opinion | Humor

Why lead with this link? https://billwhittle.com/donate-to-bill-whittle/ Well, it's because Bill has spent a lot of time trying to figure out where the next great crisis will come from. He lays it out, and much else besides, in this one-of-a-kind edition of Right Angle.

A recent survey found that 11% of Baltimore students were 'proficient' in mathematics for their grade level. The woman in charge of the Baltimore public education system has an annual salary of $445,000 per year. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Lego, the enormously popular building-block set, has its famous bricks made out of -- brace yourselves! -- Earth-killing PLASTIC. Based in Euro-weenie Denmark, Lego has spent years trying to do something that violates the laws of both nature and of man, namely: they tried, and failed, to make Lego bricks out of recycled plastic. Nothing they have tried has the precise *snap* needed, and so the Earth is now doomed to be consumed in flames and floods, leaving future insectoid historians to wonder, millions of years from now: "Was it worth it?" Steve Green says yes. YES IT WAS. You too can be a sturdy brick in the wall against censorship! Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Well, the missing jet has been located... or at least, the wreckage has been found. And fortunately, the pilot is safe and uninjured. But there are still a few things that are strange about this incident, and 1,000-hour, instrument-rated, military wanna-be pilot Bill Whittle has some questions about one thing in particular that doesn't seem to add up. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

After John Fetterman (and a few of his colleagues) decided that shorts and a hoodie were just fine for the World's Greatest Deliberative Body, Bill, Steve and Scott tore into this idea and trashed it so thoroughly that two days after the episode was recorded (and the raw footage sent to 100 Senators), the U.S. Senate voted unanimously to institute a dress code. THIS is the power of your Right Angle team, made possible by the members at BillWhittle.com. You too can bend the arc of history by joining us by clicking here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Hasan Minhaj -- a comedian of Indian descen. born in the remote, exotic and mysterious city of Davis, California -- includes many tales of emotional trauma suffered as a Person of Color growing up in Amerikkka. The only problem with this deeply moving tale of injustice is his recent admission that none of these things... you know... actually HAPPENED. Hasan refers to these fictional indictments of American culture as 'emotional truths.' Scott, Steve and Bill prefer a more accurate term: SLANDEROUS LIES. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Viv·i·sec·tion: the practice of performing operations on live animals for the purpose of experimentation. Since the late 1800's there has been a strong moral protest against surgeries targeting healthy tissue of living animals. It was known as the anti-vivisectionist movement, and was in large part responsible for organizations like the SPCA and laws against animal cruelty. Ask a progressive if they are opposed to surgically dissecting living animals and they will be appalled. Apparently, however, when the test subjects are teenage girls then that is to be CELEBRATED. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Despite our fundamental opposition to everything these women say and seem to believe, basic human decency demands that we do our best to rescue these poor, innocent Progressive women from the horrors of ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. In New York City!! Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

We live in an age of falling standards, and have been for quite a while now. The fear is that once lost, these high expectations cannot be recovered... but is that true? Well, the Great State of Mississippi -- education's perennial laughing stock -- has tried a radical theory: if you don't meet the graduation standards for a particular public school grade, then YOU DO NOT GRADUATE. And, mirabile dictu, it turns out that since neither the students, teachers, administrators and politicians want a child to repeat a grade... test scores and performance standards are GOING UP!! Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

So let's see... 1. The Supreme Court legally overturns Roe v. Wade. 2. The Biden Administration, in violation of the Hyde Amendment, issues orders that any member of the military who wants an abortion will get time off and travel expenses paid. 3. Mr. Tuberville Goes to Washington. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Well, for those who have been paying attention, Joe Biden's mental decline was shockingly apparent during the run-up to the 2020 election. Sometime later, those who had not been paying attention came to realize the same thing. This past week, however, his performance had degraded so catastrophically that even those determined NOT to see his incapacity could no longer ignore it. Alzheimers, the sinking of the Titanic and runaway inflation all have one thing in common: they begin slowly at first, then end very quickly, and Joe Biden is sinking fast now. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

This is the man who has been badly beaten as a result of a now-routine occupational hazard: he referees little girl's soccer games. All over the country the epidemic of rage-filled, abusive and increasingly violent PARENTS are turning what was once a fun and valuable learning experience into a laboratory for disgraceful behavior and being the worst possible example to your children. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

To date, books about Joe Biden have sold 81 MILLION COPIES! Just kidding; that was a completely random, ridiculous number. Actually, some of them are failing to break 5,000 total sales. Books about Donald Trump flew off the shelf because Donald Trump is INTERESTING. The Mediocrity in Chief is... not. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Do you know what would make unique, riveting, and highly unusual television? One calendar year WITHOUT impeachment coverage of a major political official. This week's installment of the Cavalcade of Impeachments brings us to Texas, and Bill, Steve and Scott are there to talk about how what should be sad, sorrowful and RARE proceedings have become the norm, and the price that we pay for that as a republic. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

It was inevitable, I suppose: everything that the progressive movement touches it progressively erodes, and then eventually, progressively destroys. There was a time when the term 'Harvard graduate' meant a guarantee of quality. Now, it barely covers 'minimally competent' and also brings all kinds of certain ideological baggage -- the kind of baggage it would take to destroy the number one beer brand in America, just as one example. The shift from academies of learning into centers of indoctrination means that brick and mortar colleges and universities are on their way out and they are not coming back. And it's a genuine shame. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

The Washington Post -- where 'Democracy Dies in Darkness' is not just a motto; it's a mission statement -- breathlessly announces that FIVE THOUSAND PILOTS SUSPECTED OF HIDING MAHOR HEALTH ISSUES; MOST ARE STILL FLYING. Dear God, the planes must be falling out of the sky like the summer rain! Scott points out that, as usual, when it comes to a WaPo headline there is less to it than meets the eye. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

A twelve-year-old boy gets suspended for bringing 'a message of hate' in the form of the Gadsden flag on a backpack. When challenged on this by his mother, she was informed that the school prohibits the wearing of anything that promotes 'drugs, tobacco, alcohol or weapons...' Yes? AND? And the mental gymnastics continued as the school struggled to justify sending a kid home for wearing something the school officials didn't agree with. I suspect the American flag will be next. Here's a sample: https://youtu.be/Tb4Sy8PsfeA?si=-ky4vwv6ygps3bK_ Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

After decades of having the worst air pollution in the world, the Chinese have discovered that this idea of 'all-electric, all the time' is not as simple as Democratic politicians make it out to be. Is there anything we can learn from the troubles they having... like, just maybe, NOT buying an electric car? Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

With the first Republican presidential debate behind us, surely it's safe to say that there were no indications that anyone on the stage was likely to approach -- let alone surpass -- Donald Trump in next year's primaries. Meanwhile, in Georgia, the former President turns himself in for the most epic mugshot in history, further emphasizing how far ahead of the pack he is. Did he make a tactical -- or moral -- mistake by refusing to take part in the debates at all? Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Yes, and it's happened more times than you could count. Hurricane Hilary -- the first hurricane-level storm to strike the west coast in 84 years -- turned into (for Bill at least) about 24 hours of mild Florida rain. And every single drop of that desperately-needed, expensive and scarce FRESH WATER just flowed right through Los Angeles, as it always does, and then straight out into the Pacific... as it always does. How hard can this be, Governor Newsom? Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Flakes on a Plane: the number of fistfights inside commercial aircraft cabins while in flight is approaching epidemic proportions. But in a world where scores of people can flash mob and destroy a department store and then walk out with $100,000 worth of stolen merchandise, or where entire cities are rendered uninhabitable by crime, homelessness and drug addiction... is this really much of a surprise? Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

An utterly unknown singer/songwriter, recording with a single microphone and an acoustic guitar in his own back yard, now has the number one song in the nation and is about to surpass 25 MILLION views on YouTube. His name is Oliver Anthony, the song is 'Rich Men North of Richmond,' and the message is one that ALL politicians, from both parties, should (but probably won't) pay very close heed to, because Oliver Anthony is rapidly becoming the Voice of a Generation. The link to this remarkable track is here: https://youtu.be/sqSA-SY5Hro You can add your voice to this protest movement by keeping content like this on the air. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Coming soon to a live stream near you: The Puny Earthling Astronaut vs. The Cold-Blooded Lizard King! And it's not fiction! They mean to kill each other! That's NO EXAGGERATION!!! Steve Green provides the color commentary for the upcoming Fight of the Millennium! Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Medicine -- especially surgical procedures -- has improved remarkably over the last century. But lately, three hour procedures have begun to take up to six hours. Why? Well, because an entire generation of young surgeons, raised on tablets and smart phones, simply do not possess the manual dexterity of their screw-turning, sewing, musical-instrument playing teachers... and there doesn't seem to be much that we can do about it. Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Here's an interesting twist on the dream of uploading consciousness into an immortal, silicon-based brain: suppose we were to study your thought and speech patterns, and upload a relatively primitive SIMULATION of you -- how you speak, what you think, etc. That way, future generations could have a one-way conversation with "you," asking questions and receiving answers in your voice, in language and thoughts assembled from how you actually speak and feel. Is this, in fact, a form of Speaking to the Dead? Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/