Bill Whittle: Conservative Opinion | Humor

It’s not only an innocent question, it’s a noble one: WHAT IF, speculated a life-long reporter, National Pubic Radio concentrated more on reporting the facts fairly and accurately and less time on ever more left-wing propaganda for an ever-shrinking viewership? FIVE DAYS UNPAID SUSPENSION! And therein lies the fault line between Classical Liberals and Modern Progressives. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

It’s been a catastrophe for decades: an ocean of red tape consuming three cities worth of man-hours to comply with. Chuck it into the ocean and replace it with the elegant, morally sound, eminently-fair ‘100 / 10 / 0’ plan. Steve Green has the details. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

In the New York Subway (and many others) there are three rails for each train. Two of them support the wheels of the carriage; but the third rail carries the electricity, so to step on the third rail is generally considered to be ill-advised. Sitting in for Bill Whittle this week, Alfonzo Rachel fearlessly rushes in where devils fear to tread in this grown-up conversation about this most sensitive of political issues. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

You’d have to be not just a fool but a DAMNED FOOL to come between Steve Green and his Home Entertainment System. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

After his vote-buying pledge to forgive student debt was decisively struck down by the United States Supreme Court, Joe Biden as decided to ignore that minor inconvenience and is out there pitching it again, meaning the current Democratic plan to hold the White House in 2024 is: 1. Giveth 2. Taketh Away 3. Giveth Again 4. Repeat until re-elected Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Stranger things have happened! With universities long gone as bastions of anti-male, woke, Studies studies majors racking up a quarter-million dollars of student debt for useless degrees, many young men are looking at technical and trade careers -- and are liking what they see. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Sunny California, The Least Sensible Place in the World, has just passed a law raising the minimum wage to $20 an hour. This, you see, will give more money to low-wage earners. That was their theory, anyway. Cold Reality paints a much more tragic picture of what happened to a Foster’s Freeze out there in THE REAL WORLD. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

The Biden Administration never fails to send prominent messages of congratulations for holidays like Kwanzaa or Ramadan. A few days ago, on Good Friday, he asked the nation to gather round on Sunday to celebrate the Holiest of the Progressive High Holy Day Calendar: The Day of Transgender Visibility.* *(Not pictured: Easter Sunday) Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

An Anthology of Professional Woes video made the rounds recently, lamenting the fact that many Hollywood professionals have been out of work for so long that they are now at the end of their collective ropes. They seem to be asking for some kind of assistance… presumably from the half of the country that they have mocked, denigrated, laughed at and insulted for the last two generations. It’s kind of hard to feel sympathy for people who knowingly — usually GLEEFULLY — chased half of their audience (and paychecks) away. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Elon Musk scores again, this time with a major advance in the brain/computer interface courtesy of his Neuralink company. A paralyzed man was able to complete a complex series of tasks (in this case playing a computer game called Civilization VI) JUST BY THINKING ABOUT THEM. Once the implant got dialed in, the test subjected couldn’t sleep for 24 hours — he was too deep into playing the video game. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

For only the second time in the history of the Jewish state, (the first time was in the final days of the Obama Administration), the United States refused to use its veto power in the United Nations and thus allowed passage of resolution favorable to the terrorists of Hamas. Steve Green thinks the country should put itself on its own watch list of states that support terrorist activities. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Recently captured deep space images from the James Webb Space Telescope reveal the POSSIBILITY that light may not have been as well-behaved in the earliest days of the universe as it is today. To put it simply, light may have been lying to us about the age of the Universe, and if this is true, then instead of a 13-odd billion year old cosmos, it may in fact be 26-odd billion years old instead. Why does this matter? Well — if true — then theoretical band-aids such as Dark Matter and Dark Energy are simply no longer needed… and that’s a big deal. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

…And that, says Steve Green, is according to SCIENCE. Part of this is the old chicken and the egg conundrum: do unhappy people gravitate to Woke political positions, or does going Woke doom you to a life of misery and dissatisfaction? One thing needs to be kept in mind though: these poor kids didn’t raise themselves. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/