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Deranged women are sabotaging their own corporations, young men are sexually mutilating themselves, cucks are cucksplaining, animals are attacking us, and the elites are turning an irrelevant schoolyard scrap into an international terror incident. Tommy tried to point out the latter and now he's going to prison. GUEST: TOMMY ROBINSON

Here are 20 things from the movie Idiocracy that came true but before we get to that, check out Australian goth surf, Island Boys tattoo removal, Michael Rappaport’s Trump Derangement Syndrome, innocent Karens, and guilty of being white.

One of our favorite drops gets analyzed, and imitated.

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In this smorgasbord of an episode we dip our toes into, glongs, Linda, president Tucker, Gazi Kodzo, the evolution of rebellion, kangz, homosexual megalomania, right-wing schools, Biden's brain, and a whole bunch of laughing babies. GUEST: JOHN KINSMAN

With zero evidence, Trump is forced to pay a verifiable lunatic $5m because she says he molested her THIRTY YEARS AGO. If you are Trump or even remotely “Trump adjacent” like the J6ers, you can kiss justice in this country goodbye.

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Gavin wastes the whole show talking about how "diversity initiatives" have made flying incredibly dangerous. Also, new music, Cart Narc, Milo's back with Ye, Tucker being sexist, and leaked footage of Ryan arguing with his boss.

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Tall people are never homeless, Biden’s still useless, lesbians are living off the grid, it’s nature - not nurture, Seth Rogan sucks, and it’s time to put a ring on it.

Ryan goes off script and betrays his boss by giving out the intimate details of his contract with Censored.

Good for ages 5-15, the boys go through everything from "how to make friends" to "why are farts so funny?" It gets uncomfortable when we get into the "Stranger Danger" section but every other part is stupid and fun. Show this to your kids. It's safe. GUEST: JAIMEE MICHELL

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Despite a brutal allergy attack, our intrepid host goes over Biden's latest gaffe, KJP's DUI, our national incompetence problem, the death of meritocracy, himbos ruining tough guy shows, summer looks, and the death of journalism. GUEST: Turtleboy

Gavin reads from his autobiography someone else wrote and then it's Proud Boys, sprinkles, spazmos, and Budweiser.

New cops join the show, along with famous producer Rick Ruben. Matty is very sick, and sits this one out. We watch some cop vids, take calls, and remember some great Trump moments.

The cops and the robber go through various pursuit videos and lament the lack of talented criminals these days. The gang also tries to figure out what percentage of cops are just assholes who were bullied in high school.

It's cops VS. robbers as we realize Bon Jovi's gay, Pfizer is demonic, bitches be crazy, and we stopped a gay from cutting his dick off.

It appears to be Sylvia's last show as a slew of cops show up and turn the whole thing into pigs VS. perps.

Sylvia's got no love for the fuzz because they won't let her get back with the guy who beat the shit out of her.

Callers tell us cops what we got wrong about burglaries. It's gay. (Full episode only on Censored.tv)