stephennotstefen

stephennotstefen

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    “Toxicity Makes Things More Interesting”
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    “You Prolly Get All The Females Huh?”
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    POV: The Nice Guy Finished Last But It Was Worth The Wait
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    Females Being Attracted To Your Sweaty Masculine Preservation On Seed Retention
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    Females Smelling You Sweat When You’re Not On Seed Retention
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    You Thought You Were Cooking But You’re Just Her Entertainment At Work
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    Having A Conversation Instead Of Spamming “You’re Pretty”
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    POV: The Closer You Get To God The Harder The Devil Tries To Pull You Away
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    “How Long Does A Haircut Last”
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    Offering To Hold Her Hand When She’s Giving Birth
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    You Were The Overly Smily And Attentive Waiter But Tip Isn’t Enough To Cover A Bill Or Expense
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    Insta Cart Customers When You Tell Them Item’s Out Of Stock
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    Me On Rate My Professor After Failing A Class
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    When You See Couples Being All Cute After A Breakup
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    When You Tell Customers There’s None Left So We Gotta Order More
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    POV: It’s That Time Of The Month For Bae
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    When You Tell Her No Because You’re Practicing Seed Retention
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    You Can Learn From Mistakes But Can’t Sieze Missed Opportunities
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    POV: It’s That Time Of The Month For Bae
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    Telling Bae No Because You’re On Seed Retention
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    POV: You’re New So You Haven’t Unlocked The “Do As You Please” Badge At Work Yet
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    Discovering The Term “Seed Retention” Tryna Be Obedient To God
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    “He’s Just A Friend”
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    You Genuinely Wanna See Her Happy Even If It’s With Another Guy
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    Explaining The Benefits Of Seed Retention To The Homies
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